DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Dollar Store Crack Whore said:
DSP:
- After years of saying that drama tubers like keemstar are profiting from BLOOD MONEY and denouncing drama as beneath him, DSP has 180'd entirely and leans full bore into it.
- After years of 'Derich stop spamming the chat' 'Stop bullying Derich, guys' 'Yes, goodnight Derich', he has publicly banned his son from the chat.
- After years of denying anything to do with WWE Champions, he jumps into the game with more knowledge and passion than he's shown for any other game, to an absurd degree.
- Is now smug and cocky enough to make Keem kiss his ass, does victory laps around sidescrollers, and pops off with the legal defense of the century against some other retard.

And all it took was a few hours of ass kissing here and there.
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Its almost like attacking someone with insults does nothing but entrench them even further in their beliefs.
 
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PieceofShet said:
Also... I wonder what his fat wife thinks now DSP publicly burning her honeymoon money.
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I get the feeling he doesn't even talk to her about "work" much at all. There's never been a sense she's been interested in his streams and I'm sure it suits him to spin the same dent-proof yarn to her about how finances are tight but he's busting his ass so they can get by.

If she's not a fullblown gacha addict herself (all signs point to doordash being her favored vice) then I doubt he even tells her how much he's raking in. Because if he did she's either dense as all fuck or totally oblivious to his existence and/or her position in the house as a trophy mare who serves as a meat shield against accusations that he's an asexual weirdo - which he is.

It's probably a bit of both but while phil's feeling himself and adding new foam to his walls to turn the pigsty office into the king's court fit for royal lahlcow engagements he let slip the noise he makes in there irritates her.

Nobody would really blame her fo wanting to avoid his faggotry all day every day but you'd think a loving supportive wife would be happy when their husband was branching out and expanding the scope of their business making new contacts.

Instead she told him keep the fucking noise down and in his usual roundabout way he refused and bought new foam that doesn't make any difference either way. Soulmates for sure.
 
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kat is barely sentient. any attempt to understand her from a human perspective is futile. she is an animal, operating entirely on instinct. as long as the primal desire to not suffer too much is met, she'll never leave the pasture. in her case, that means food, shelter, and skyrim. like her loving husband, she's a cow, but in a slightly different way.
 
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Fuckyoudad said:
Instead she told him keep the fucking noise down
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The one time I'll take piggies side. She would either still be with Suburu the alleged woman beater or homeless if not for her retarded husband and his noises.

Imagine sitting in a home you've paid $0 for, stuffing your face with expensive take out for $0, and having to worry about $0 in bills for anything at all. Then you yell at the guy who does pay for it all to keep it down.

She has more balls than him!
 
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Rowbutt Batmin said:
The one time I'll take piggies side. She would either still be with Suburu the alleged woman beater or homeless if not for her retarded husband and his noises.

Imagine sitting in a home you've paid $0 for, stuffing your face with expensive take out for $0, and having to worry about $0 in bills for anything at all. Then you yell at the guy who does pay for it all to keep it down.

She has more balls than him!
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I'll shield for kat just this once. Yea she has every right to tell the 42 year old man child faggot to shut up with his flailing and screaming. She was more thsn likely sold a lie to get her into the snortfort. Told she probably didn't have to work cause he makes good money then slowly realized she was nothing more than a beard for this closeted faggot. His dick don't work, I'm sure he told her she needs to go out and find a job to help with finances, he doesn't do fuck all around the house to help especially since his "job" is sitting on his ass all day, he probably doesn't help with any task around the house even simple shit like feeding the cat. Yea he buys the food and pays the bills but I promise you she got fat because she doesn't care anymore and so he wouldn't try to touch her on those odd nights where the gin made him think he could get it up and who knows what weird shit phil is into, I mean look how hard he protected derich(and phil fucking hates asians). She's realized it's a marriage of convenience so If she's gotta do all this shit then yea id tell that retard to be quiet when I'm home as well. Could you imagine comming home even from what little work she does and having to hear Phil's voice even from the comfort of your moldy room downstairs? I don't but if I were her I'd be in jail for murder by now. Maybe she just goes into her retarded mind palace whenever she comes home. Like a child prostitute goes somewhere else while a phil burnell is sweating over top of them.
 
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Kat outkicked her coverage for trailer park trash, i don't know why people assume shes miserable. She works part time, doesnt cook or clean, doesnt have to stay in shape for her closeted husband, and gets 6 hot meals a day delivered to her door. Hell she doesnt even seem to run errands with DSP on the fabled one day a week off unless they are going out for overpriced sushi. What more could a trailer park princess want out of life?
 
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Rowbutt Batmin said:
The one time I'll take piggies side. She would either still be with Suburu the alleged woman beater or homeless if not for her retarded husband and his noises.

Imagine sitting in a home you've paid $0 for, stuffing your face with expensive take out for $0, and having to worry about $0 in bills for anything at all. Then you yell at the guy who does pay for it all to keep it down.

She has more balls than him!
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Usually for all that you'd have to put out sometimes too, and we all know that doesn't happen either. She has no room to bitch & complain, and she's complicit in the whole thing.
 
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Fuckyoudad said:
I get the feeling he doesn't even talk to her about "work" much at all. There's never been a sense she's been interested in his streams and I'm sure it suits him to spin the same dent-proof yarn to her about how finances are tight but he's busting his ass so they can get by.

If she's not a fullblown gacha addict herself (all signs point to doordash being her favored vice) then I doubt he even tells her how much he's raking in. Because if he did she's either dense as all fuck or totally oblivious to his existence and/or her position in the house as a trophy mare who serves as a meat shield against accusations that he's an asexual weirdo - which he is.

It's probably a bit of both but while phil's feeling himself and adding new foam to his walls to turn the pigsty office into the king's court fit for royal lahlcow engagements he let slip the noise he makes in there irritates her.

Nobody would really blame her fo wanting to avoid his faggotry all day every day but you'd think a loving supportive wife would be happy when their husband was branching out and expanding the scope of their business making new contacts.

Instead she told him keep the fucking noise down and in his usual roundabout way he refused and bought new foam that doesn't make any difference either way. Soulmates for sure.
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I also have a feeling she has little reference for Phil's finances. If you asked her how much they spend on their bills each month, or even something as basic as how much they make on average each month, I don't know if she'd be able to give anything more than a ballpark guess.

Whenever the "what happens if Khet finds out how much DSP is making" conversation comes up, the implication is Khet would be pissed because that's money Phil isn't putting towards their relationship. But if you think about it, what really would Khet want that money going towards? She doesn't seem particularly motivated to leave the house. She doesn't have any real goals, and as far as we know, her main hobby is gaming. And it seems like she attaches to a few particular games, so even in that regard, it's not too pricey, so I don't think it's anything she's really lacking in right now.

Other than that, when pressed about traveling, she's mentioned wanting to go to Japan, but then fails to elaborate on any details on what that trip would entail. And not in the sense of like "she couldn't list the exact districts she wants to see" or anything, but...more in the sense that it was a fairly generic answer and not really something she was particularly interested or passionate about.

I think Khet just wants a quiet place to play games and access to fast food. Like Phil, she seems to have no real concern about savings or the future and is entirely content to live in the moment. I think in a way, her scope is even more limited than Phil, who despite his gambling addiction, hasn't hit the point where he's consistently missing payments or failing to buy food. We know he's had to pay a few late fees here and there, but again, I doubt Khet even registers that because it's ultimately never impacted her. As long as she gets the new games she wants and a daily order of nuggets, I don't think it matters if Phil is constantly parading his handcart filled with amazon packages past her as he waddles to the office.
 
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