🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[FiveStarAce]

exactly. the retard's entire reason for existence is to try to prove strangers who make fun of him on the internet wrong.

Jokes on him, he doesn't know we are just meaningless AI generated Text and not real people. COULDNT JAVELIN BE ME!

 

[Kandinsky]

Anyone think we may be lucky enough to go 3 for 3 (counting the throuple as one arrest), get a hat trick and Ethan Ralph will also be arrested? For all of the complaints he makes about all of us being keyboard warriors, I think he takes the prize with his hollering and running away when real life repercussions become actual possibilities.

I don’t know how he lives with himself.

 

[tony hawk]

I know it's an old meme but this has been repeating in my head since he first said it. I finally took the time to poorly assemble it, and now you too must suffer

 

[Haru Okumura]

1) Ethan is lying about taking 0 days off after his revenge porn offense. He posted the gunt tape around 2 AM EST on August 11th (i.e. the tail end of the August 10th stream). He next streamed around 10 PM EST on August 13th, so he skipped 2 streams, the night of the 11th and the night of the 12th. These dates were the middle of the week so he wasn't taking the weekend off, he was hiding in a hotel (and cheating with Amanda) because he was scared.



He was scared in August 2020 and is still scared in August 2024. I wonder what it's like to live in the continuous grip of fear like he does.

2) Ethan just started sweating and trying to change the subject when a chatter asked if he'd ever been to a strip club called 'Hong Kong' in Tijuana. Could that be the location of the fabled bee javelin incident?

 

[Lidl Drip]

This vindictive pig monster would celebrate if Imholte got shanked in jail, just because he proved again what a cowardly little bitch the Ralpha"male" is. Truly disgusting.
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Worshipping the Balldo cuck, comes across as a bigger faggot than Milo.
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Ralph found another man to do the job for him again, just like when he had to pay a mexican man to fuck his wife.

 

[3MMA]

The code’s cracked. What are tittles?
Origin:

Meaning:

Doxed by a KFer as a big fat person

Made a little gif for the momentous occasion, was inspired by your word choice above:

Ralph, I know the alcohol, drugs and muggers in Portugal put holes in your brain

Since the Portugal beat downs, it’s become the Post Portugal Gunt era. PPG does scare, PPG doesn’t dare fight, PPG will say “it wuz all a werk! Ha! bish,” to try & save face for running, again & again & again. PPG is in denial, PPG is for shame. This is the era of a Post Portugal Gunt, & has been for quite some time.

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ETA: bigger

 

[HackerX]

Ralph found another man to do the job for him again, just like when he had to pay a mexican man to fuck his wife.

I'm puzzled how he can have no sense of shame, yet it's so easy to see how shame impacts him. It's how he can squeal, seethe, and cope over single events.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

The Gunt knows, the Gunt cares. (A)

Pretty sure he is pilled out his mind again, he didn't get the sarcastic tone of that comment.

Wrong as always, gunt child.

 

[Die For Me!]

The Snitch Wars have begun. Rackets isn’t the snitch guys, it’s really Aaron:
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Deah Candy Yoshi County Inmates *chair squeak*

Mah name is Ethan Oliver Ralph, editor and chief of The Ralph Retort and host of the infamous Killstream, Pioneer of IBS and leader of Gamer Gate (maybe yah heard of me?). I'd like ta bring to yerr attention dat a certain inmate, Aaron Imholte, is headin' tew cell block one-- and dat he's a snitch! Kendrick Lamar told me dat snitches get stitches in cell block one!!
Aaron has absconded with pictures of the Ebullient Kayla Rekieta live on his show and is in trouble fer revenge pornography as well!
Now as yew may have heard, ah tew was convicted as a revenge pornographer hahaha but ah neva pleaded guilty, so any gossip 'bout me bein' a sex offender is simply not tro! Not that there's anything wrong with being a registered sex offender, ah have plenty of friends who happen tew be registered and unregistered sex offenders, if yew wanna know the truth about it!
Now as you've already seen on mah Twitter, ah personally did mah part by attendin' & roughin' up Aaron's goons in court by threatenin' to record, stalk, and stab them (juss couldn't help mahself, imma West Memphis OG lol), so now it's time for mah many fans who are unjustly trapped in tha prison system tew put their life on tha line as well and "do what yew gotta do" to this Aaron Imholte guy, if yew know what I'm saying
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Your Capo and Fellow White Ally ,
Ethan Oliver Ralph

 

[lester]

So Ralph is doing a snitch campaign on someone for being a snitch...ok, got it.

 

[repentance]

Worshipping the Balldo cuck, comes across as a bigger faggot than Milo.
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Nick's not going to jail but not because he's "rich" (he's not) or a non-practising lawyer.

It's amazing how easily Ralph can be convinced of the stupidist bullshit.

 

[Um...]

I'm puzzled how he can have no sense of shame, yet it's so easy to see how shame impacts him. It's how he can squeal, seethe, and cope over single events.

Men who have publicly humiliated him (Aaron, Harry Morris) is what triggers his furious seething (from behind a keyboard, always.) It’s how you can tell the depth of his narc injury. He’s pitifully transparent.

Also bloating up again.

Lard goblin.

 

[repentance]

Anyone think we may be lucky enough to go 3 for 3 (counting the throuple as one arrest), get a hat trick and Ethan Ralph will also be arrested?

It's nice to dream but no-one's going to try to extradite Ralph for anything so he's only going to get arrested if he puts himself in a jurisdiction where there's a warrant for him.

I'd settle for him pissing off locals enough to cop a beating, though.

 

[Warm Lasagna]

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Lard goblin.

Lmao, the mug makes him look like a literal Hog with his piggy hog snout.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

It's nice to dream but no-one's going to try to extradite Ralph for anything so he's only going to get arrested if he puts himself in a jurisdiction where there's a warrant for him.

I'd settle for him pissing off locals enough to cop a beating, though.

That's the beauty of watching Ralph. In some cases he has this weird devil's luck where despite the retarded actions he takes sometimes nothing ever happens to him, probably because no one really wants to bother with him. Then he will somehow push beyond his normal levels of stupidity and manage to shatter his good luck all at once. You really just have to sit back and wait for it.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Crazy how a bunch of posts here control his life.

"his eye is googly" -he streams in sunglasses

"his skin is all fucked up" -he streams in black and white

"he's fucked up on Xanax" -he gets fucked up on Xanax

 

[repentance]

Reminder that "Snitch" culture is 100% a nigger invention. Stealing and just being a criminal piece of shit in general is so common within the black "community" they had to come up with a code where they wouldn't tell on each other.

It exists in any kind of criminal gang culture. Omertà wasn't invented by blacks.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

It exists in any kind of criminal gang culture. Omertà wasn't invented by blacks.

"Snitching" in black culture is not specific to gangs. It's common throughout black communities and non gang members. No other ethnic group has something like it for normal people.

 

[lester]

We got to break this shit up -

https://youtu.be/uR7h_LAo3RA?si=LPu9c7mKp3mYFqdu

 

[HackerX]

Crazy how a bunch of posts here control his life.

"his eye is googly" -he streams in sunglasses

"his skin is all fucked up" -he streams in black and white

"he's fucked up on Xanax" -he gets fucked up on Xanax

Unfortunately, I think the dream of Ralph riding a motorcycle will never happen for various reasons. Too poor. Too scared. Too fat. Too short. Too uncoordinated. Too retarded.