Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Sure, but the languages are so far removed, a person speaking Yiddish and a person speaking Hebrew wouldn’t understand each other. If you gave me an isolated word in Hebrew I could probably suss out what it means, but majority of it is completely different both grammar wise and vocabulary wise. In her Google translated tweet, for example, the only word common to both languages would be croissant, and that word is actually a Yiddish loan word to Hebrew speakers

If you speak German and read Hebrew, you can limp through written Yiddish at a pretty good clip. Speaking from experience.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Never change, Victoria.

ETA: She really was so exceptionally lovely.

 

[behindyourightnow]

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[RandallBoggs]

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You know how cigarette packages have graphic photos of charred lungs or a mouth full of dead teeth to show the consequences of tobacco addiction? Every pooner should be forced to see pictures like this and those of rotdogs and zippertits before they start any treatment.

This bitch just makes me more and more MATI. She had literally everything going for her. The combo of good looks, loving family and money is something people would actually kill to have. I think her parents hope that cutting her off and forcing her to face the reality she’s created for herself is gonna give her a wake up call, but she’s too far gone.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

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You really should post that in the pooner zoo, too, it's an affirmation miracle for all to behold.

 

[sarna]

This bitch just makes me more and more MATI. She had literally everything going for her. The combo of good looks, loving family and money is something people would actually kill to have. I think her parents hope that cutting her off and forcing her to face the reality she’s created for herself is gonna give her a wake up call, but she’s too far gone.

For all that the vast majority of her medical conditions are figments of her imagination, she's probably done herself real lasting damage. Testosterone and prednisone would have both worked her bones over. If she's not already senior citizen brittle she will be real soon.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

For all that the vast majority of her medical conditions are figments of her imagination, she's probably done herself real lasting damage. Testosterone and prednisone would have both worked her bones over. If she's not already senior citizen brittle she will be real soon.

Brittle diabetes and all its joys await just around the corner, as well.

 

[and I must scream]

Holy god in heavens. This is horrific. What has she done to herself?

But I have to say, as I read through her Xitter posts, and read, and read... I felt so exhausted jus treading all of this. I can't imagine what her parents have been going through. Quack or no quack, enabling or not, no human who isn't a complete degenerate deserves such a child. I wouldn't be surprised if deep down her parents just want her to die already and relieve them from this burden. I also pity the landlord who has/had to deal with this her.

By the way, I haven't read all her posts because it made me wish I was dead so I stopped at some point, but throughout the many posts I have read, not one word about a doctor or her parents saying something about getting off the Testosterone. Has she really been taking it all this time and no one told her, hey, listen, the Testosterone might be the root cause of your health problems? Or did she stop taking it at some point? Or maybe they did told her but she doesn't share this particular tidbit. I don't know, but just the severe acne alone, someone surely told her that the T causes this or at least aggravates it? The fuck.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Has she really been taking it all this time

There have been shorter breaks, one of which caused this instant classic, as documented by @Diana Moon Glampers:



The only real medical issues she has are secondary to munching (e.g. snacking on prednisone) and pooning out. If some poor doctor has tried talking sense to her about this they most likely have been subjected to an hour long REEEE about medical gaslighting and threats of legal action.

Thoughts and prayers to that person frfr.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Why would Victoria try to get better in any way when this is exactly the life she wants?



"Quality of life" means vegetating while laying down. Much more important than being able to do anything.

Victoria was apparently lying about needing to sleep on a mat on a floor. She's still at a hotel. Based on previous incidents, I'd guess this is all about making mommy and daddy pay attention to her again, but she can't even LARP as real homeless.

Oh my sides. Victoria is "having trouble getting an appointment with legal," as if she's a corporate executive talking to company counsel. She thinks her parents telling her they'd pay for her education is a legally enforceable contract and wonders why no lawyers will go along with this.



More than anything else, this is the part that makes loathing Victoria so pure, so devoid of any guilt. She is living the life she wants to live. She could literally stop this at any time.

Victoria's parents want her to get better, and would spend anything to make that happen. Victoria says wanting her to heal is the same thing as getting rid of her, since she is her disease:

Victoria still mad her parents told her not to throw her used tampons all over the bathroom and make sure they get into the trash. MUH DISABILITY!



Why aren't libraries equipped with beds for Victorian fainting maidens?



Vyvanse is giving her a fast heartbeat, requiring her to sleep upside down in a library for maximum attention.

Victoria did her level best to give herself a truly sped look for her ID photo.

Victoria says God can "suck it," she needs to pretend her bandanas are a protected religious headcovering because of her vanity.



She conned NYU into giving her free gluten-free food so she doesn't have to do anything humiliating like going to a food pantry.

Victoria's big problem is that she had too much responsibility over her parents and now everyone just sees her as someone who should give and give and caretake and never expect anything for herself.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I wouldn't be surprised if deep down her parents just want her to die already and relieve them from this burden. I also pity the landlord who has/had to deal with this her.

Now apply this insight to every fent head you see shambling around holding a sign with a sob story about how everyone has abandoned him, and you'll be 99% of the way to understanding every root problem in our current society.

 

[sarna]

Oh my sides. Victoria is "having trouble getting an appointment with legal," as if she's a corporate executive talking to company counsel. She thinks her parents telling her they'd pay for her education is a legally enforceable contract and wonders why no lawyers will go along with this.

nobody will LIFT A FINGER.

This made me realize, if she just grew out a little extra poon stache, between that and the moon face she would look eerily like bossmanjack.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Gotta think that HaShem is looking at the "before" photo of Victoria and then the current naked mole-person situation and wondering how he got dragged into this mess.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

Victoria did her level best to give herself a truly sped look for her ID photo.

what is the autismile? is that real or did she make it up?

I can't believe she won't even take responsibility for the side effects of taking testosterone, it's 'HaShem did it'. Was it HaShem who stole the cookies from the jar when you were a kid, Victoria?

At least it's satisfying that it does bother her and she knows on some level she's made herself worse.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

She "needs another day to rest." After which she'll do...what, exactly? All her days are days to rest. She doesn't do anything.

She also didn't consider holiday weekend hotel pricing in her piss poor planning.

She's crying to yet another pop song about being young and taking life by the horns and being fully yourself. She thinks this is a grownup way to behave.

Today she's also shilling for a guy with cerebral palsy trying to get funds for $13k in back rent plus $2500 to get him into college for dem programs. He keeps trying to talk about his disabling hidradenitis suppurativa, which is weird since that's not a very expensive condition to treat nor does it cause any particularly disabling symptoms. It's just a shitty skin condition more common in black people, and can be painful but isn't typically especially severe. Certainly not "give me money, I can't work" severe, even for someone with cerebral palsy who was capable of working before the skin condition.



He thinks his skin condition will make it so covid will kill him, no joke. He also raised funds a few years ago to try to get 24 hour nursing care for his skin booboos (not the standard of care for this illness, at all). They wanted to get a home care assistant who would be there round-the-clock and sleep on an inflatable bed (which they'd replace twice, instead of getting an actual mattress for the same money). He ebegged $35k successfully with this ploy, so no wonder he's trying again.

Spoiler

This guy is actually a full-on lolcow.

Jermaine spent last week, after some heavy fundraising, at Brooklyn's Afropunk music festival (ticket price $235). He spent last night at a $60 ticketed dance party called The Lair. This was a couple of days after he posted this to raise funds.



And while he's supposedly going to school, he's also trying to go on a film tour that no one's actually going to fund.



He's holding zoom calls where nice white ladies can give money to multiple disabled black beggars.

This is apparently all a hustle for him, acknowledged as that, but people keep giving. The $35k doesn't even include any donations to his Paypal that he posts as the main place to send funds.




He has hundreds, maybe thousands, of tweets with the word "urgent" being used to describe varying amounts of financial need. In 2023 he was saying he needed $2500-4k to prevent eviction and another (no shit) $100k to cover his needs for the next year.



In 2022 it was only $50k.

Before his hospital stay, though, he still had urgent needs.

When he was still employed, how did he feel about "mutual aid"? I'll tell you how he felt.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Just read through this and remembered why I avoid munchie threads. What an absolute nightmare. She should count herself lucky her parents never snapped and smothered her in her sleep One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest style. Not a jury in the world would convict them after seeing this thread.

 

[Aunt Carol]

She should count herself lucky her parents never snapped and smothered her in her sleep One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest style.

It always strikes me how munchie lolcows have evil, unsupportive, wrongthinking parents, yet those parents are always on the radar somehow.

I suspect that a lot of semi-pro munchies are being supported, at least partially, by their parents. The munchie knows saying so will damage the narrative (unless they can talk about how the parent is holding something over them), and the parent knows that every time they say something, their friends and agemates will tell them to cut the kid off for the kid's own good.

There's always an emergency and they're always almost being evicted, but actually living like that wouldn't be conducive to constant blogging.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Stay classy, Victoria. Your hangarounds seem pretty nice, too.



Vyanse really gets her noggin joggin, btw:


I bet none of you plebes ever thought of that, huh?

 

[Aunt Carol]

I bet none of you plebes ever thought of that, huh?

On the subject of street drugs vs. medical drugs, I notice we never see these munchies post about cutting off catalytic converters to sell for Zofran money.

Clearly meth and fentanyl are better economic stimuli than chemotherapy, and we should adjust public funding accordingly.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I'm sure Victoria's parents love having their out-of-pocket maximum maxed out every January by her exhausting appointment schedule and inevitable "need" for the most expensive treatment for any issue.

Pretty funny if they've genuinely cut her off, no insurance, nothing. Good luck, Vicky!

More confirmation that her "eating rice, sleeping on mat on floor" is inaccurate, even as she quotes the post where she tells the lie. Apparently her hotel, now wise to her antics, has started to charge her entire night in advance instead of trusting that she'll have the money in the morning.