Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
Chibi,

You’re fat and out of shape. The only thing the gym forces you to do is work out. If you really wanted to work out, you could do really simple sets of push-ups and sit-ups at home while you “cough”. Lunges, planking, bicycle crunches, step-ups…. Limitless. You could also walk around the neighborhood in cosplay like an absolute asshole if you wanted.

One cry react lol
 
>PLEASE GIVE ME SOME PITY PUSSY PLEASE I HAVE THE SADS OH NO
That's genuinely how I summarise his recent posts.

You're a grown man aren't you chibi? Weren't you so happy and proud about your cooking and other 'adulting' stuff recently? How the fuck do you think you will survive living in Japan if this crap is enough to have you on your knees begging for a crumb of attention?
 
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"I need some people to offer me some support..."
1 reaction, 0 comments. It is like a self fulfilling prophecy at this point. Adam, you just need to repost more content farm garbage, your engagement will surely go up if you keep at it.
His L-posting is much appreciated by me, at least. I say, keep it up!
 
>PLEASE GIVE ME SOME PITY PUSSY PLEASE I HAVE THE SADS OH NO
That's genuinely how I summarise his recent posts.
I don't think he even cares about the pussy part at this point, he's desperate for any validation whatsoever. I feel like I've stepped through a wormhole and emerged in 2006-era Myspace.
 
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"I need some people to offer me some support..."
1 reaction, 0 comments. It is like a self fulfilling prophecy at this point. Adam, you just need to repost more content farm garbage, your engagement will surely go up if you keep at it.
And he keeps shouting into the void in a vain attempt for somebody, anybody, to pay attention to him.
 
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And he keeps shouting into the void in a vain attempt for somebody, anybody, to pay attention to him.
This is why I think Adam is only going to get funnier as he ages. It's clear by now he is never going to change his ways, and the number of people receptive to his pity party crap is only going to diminish as he gets older and fatter.
 
It would probably be much easier to garner said attention if he added more people than just emo camgirls and random cosplayers to his friends list.
Normal people don't want to be around Cheebs or hear from him, so he takes what he can get. It says a lot that the people around him who thrive and desire any and all attention don't want any of it from him.
 
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Prime evidence of the cycle, that I’m 100% convinced he has posted a motivational text about his red flags and worth as a person countless times before. This is fresh of the presses.
 
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Prime evidence of the cycle, that I’m 100% convinced he has posted a motivational text about his red flags and worth as a person countless times before. This is fresh of the presses.
When you publicly admit that you went to a public gathering and managed not to say or do anything to make anybody feel openly uncomfortable, I feel like you have a few more than "some" red flags. Taking pride that you "acted" normal in a public setting is a giant red flag.
 
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Prime evidence of the cycle, that I’m 100% convinced he has posted a motivational text about his red flags and worth as a person countless times before. This is fresh of the presses.
That's so true, dude. Every time he does I don't think he even truly knows what his flaws are and he's more in love with the idea of improving than actually doing so
 
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Prime evidence of the cycle, that I’m 100% convinced he has posted a motivational text about his red flags and worth as a person countless times before. This is fresh of the presses.
“I went to a rave and didn’t molest anyone. I’m making such good progress guys! :)

That doesn’t sound deranged at all, Adam.
 
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