Strange things women do/have/endure - That guys wouldn’t know about

[Suel Forrester]

When men say they like women that look natural, they mean this:
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Not this:

Who told you that?

 

[NoReturn]

On acne, I recommend farming your skin, too.
You can change your microbiome by exposing yourself to things, but it takes a lot of work. An easier method is to expose yourself to things over-and-over until it works.
e.g. If you go on vacation somewhere near the ocean, go in the ocean at least once every single day of your trip. It might actually help.

 

[Trump's Chosen]

This sounds like way too much work, I was assured that all you have to do is wash your face and no acne.

This is why you have acne.

 

[Thé au lait]

This is why you have acne.

I think he was making fun of the previous guy going "it just be all wash yo face n sheeit"

 

[PandaChai]

The fastest way to know if a woman is a psychopath (and if so, what kind) is to watch how she plays The Sims

 

[Olive D. Cox]

The fastest way to know if a woman is a psychopath (and if so, what kind) is to watch how she plays The Sims

Quiet, you!
I'll delete your pool ladder if you aren't careful!

 

[Red flag]

The fastest way to know if a woman is a psychopath (and if so, what kind) is to watch how she plays The Sims

Exactly.

Imagine playing a completely impeccable incident free sim life. Absolutely psychotic.

 

[SaltyFanta]

Who told you that?

I've known quite a few guys to say things like this, usually its less extreme, but there are for sure guys who think a made up looking woman is "natural"

 

[Dr. Butt]

I think you're mistaking not listening for not caring.

"No, sweetie, I'm able to pay attention. I just actively choose not to when you're speaking."

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Exactly.

Imagine playing a completely impeccable incident free sim life. Absolutely psychotic.

That time I did a sadistic homeless run in The Sims 3 is proof that I'm a good person.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

I don’t know where else to put this but the amount of women on kiwi farms who are comfortable saying they hate niggers and Jews, compared to anywhere else, is staggering to me.

Yes people don’t just “come out and say it” on the street but there are ways to say it without saying it, and I have seldom if ever encountered women that are so damn open about what they hate.

It is refreshing because girls are expected to be people pleasers and go along with what’s “normal” dictated by the media. But to hear a woman say “Shut up nigger” is beautiful to me

 

[The lentils]

Having severe acne as a woman means you won't ever get the good meds that can actually cure you (Accutane and stuff) because vagina. Only way of getting it is being on birth control first. So that's two treatments, both being TIF level of chemical castration that will fry your reproductive system and both of them have the possible effect of making you suicidal. But in my case I refuse to do it because I want to menstruate like a normal person so I only get topical treatments that don't do anything.

My brother got one shot of the good meds when he was 13 (20 years ago) and he never got one single lesion again.

 

[Susanna]

Accutane

Isotretinoin has a 25% chance of making you suicidally depressed, there are reasons other than birth defects to be wary of it. Have you tried regular tretinoin? It’s a topical treatment, but it works really well.

 

[The lentils]

Isotretinoin has a 25% chance of making you suicidally depressed, there are reasons other than birth defects to be wary of it. Have you tried regular tretinoin? It’s a topical treatment, but it works really well.

I forgot the name of what I'm on but it's two creams (prescribed, can't be bought freely) it's probably that tbh. I like almost everything about being a woman, I even like menstruating (something everyone complaints about and for good reason) because it's healthy and owns the troons and I like the different physical sensations involved, but the only time I'm envious of men is when the acne flares up

 

[NoReturn]

I forgot the name of what I'm on but it's two creams (prescribed, can't be bought freely) it's probably that tbh. I like almost everything about being a woman, I even like menstruating (something everyone complaints about and for good reason) because it's healthy and owns the troons and I like the different physical sensations involved, but the only time I'm envious of men is when the acne flares up

Menstruating protects us from non-viable pregnancies and is tied to why we don't have estrus (also a very nice perk of being human).

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

I’ve genuinely never had an IRL male stranger or acquaintance expect me to listen to his problems or unload feelings on me. Where/when/how is this happening?

At the flea market, this summer, because I stood there and let it happen for the lols. For whatever its worth, this was the only instance in my entire life where a random man has trauma dumped on me.

His opening complaint was, I swear this to be true, about his prostate problems. After that as a convo starter I couldn't just tap out and go on my way! What kind of kiwi doesn't want to laugh at the autistic powerleveling boomer?

It's like he looked at me and thought I was Facebook IRL. Oh, you're going to lament about your sex life and how your wife has no drive post-meno? Boomerpost away!

 

[Carrier Pigeon]

I dont know whom else to ask but quite a few of my gal pals complain about how annoying it is to still have to take your makeup off after a night out and when I asked them why they don't just do it in the morning, they told me keeping it on is bad for your skin. Is this actually true?

 

[Susanna]

I dont know whom else to ask but quite a few of my gal pals complain about how annoying it is to still have to take your makeup off after a night out and when I asked them why they don't just do it in the morning, they told me keeping it on is bad for your skin. Is this actually true?

It’s 100% true. Leaving makeup on will clog your pores, which causes blemishes, which can cause permanent scarring or texture changes. Always wash your face off before bed, even if you haven’t worn makeup, regular dirt can have the same effect.

 

[CornBogFitz]

At the flea market, this summer, because I stood there and let it happen for the lols. For whatever its worth, this was the only instance in my entire life where a random man has trauma dumped on me.

His opening complaint was, I swear this to be true, about his prostate problems. After that as a convo starter I couldn't just tap out and go on my way! What kind of kiwi doesn't want to laugh at the autistic powerleveling boomer?

It's like he looked at me and thought I was Facebook IRL. Oh, you're going to lament about your sex life and how your wife has no drive post-meno? Boomerpost away!

Some people don’t know how to communicate other than complaining. They get this for work. Also incel types do this. I’m guessing because they struggle with being accepted, so they try to regurgitate all of themselves all at once to see if someone will accept them. I’ve seen this with a lot of women too.

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

Some people don’t know how to communicate other than complaining. They get this for work. Also incel types do this. I’m guessing because they struggle with being accepted, so they try to regurgitate all of themselves all at once to see if someone will accept them. I’ve seen this with a lot of women too.

That sounds believable. I've gotten the idea over the years that I'm not exactly a visibly approachable person since strangers choosing to engage with me without reason is rare, so I was flabbergasted when he not only picked me out of the crowd to talk to but started dropping embarrassing personal details. The abnormality of it was probably half the reason it hit my funnybone so hard.