Sony hate thread

Game downloads should come with options.
Do you want all languages or just your own native one?
Do you want HD or UHD textures?
Do you want 2 channel, 5.1 or 7.1 Dolby jizz-in-your-ears edition audio?
Whoa, whoa. Consumer choice, what kinda fantasy land do you live in? You'll accept the 600gb file size consisting of uncompressed textures, languages and audio and you'll be happy about it, just buy more storage, what are you poor?
 
Whoa, whoa. Consumer choice, what kinda fantasy land do you live in? You'll accept the 600gb file size consisting of uncompressed textures, languages and audio and you'll be happy about it, just buy more storage, what are you poor?
You're right, I should check my privilege and allow Farsi, Urdu and Pidgin languages in my game so that I can culturally enrich my ears.

OTOH, I would play every game in Pidgin or Tongue-clicking ebonics If I could. Skyrim: Pidgin edition would be mint.
 
OTOH, I would play every game in Pidgin or Tongue-clicking ebonics If I could. Skyrim: Pidgin edition would be mint.
"To start, we no be wetin you fit call - human. For di past two hundred years, one kind consciousness don form layer by layer inside di White House. E no different from di way life start for di oceans four billion years ago. Di White House na our primordial soup, na di base of evolution - We no get shape. We be di discipline and morality wey Americans dey talk about well well. How person fit hope say dem go fit wipe us out? As long as dis nation dey exist, so we go still dey."

You're right, that would unironically be kino
:story:
 
Guess the Skyrim sayings

"I dey waka plenty before, but I take arrow for knee."

"Another traveler, wey come to dey shine my papa shoe. Good work."

"My cousins dey fight dragon, and wetin I go get? Guard duty"

"I don dey think... maybe na me be Dragonborn, and I never sabi am yet."

I need a Pidgin mod for Skyrim and Fallout.
 
Some details are leaking at PS5PRO. Take with a pinch of salt

Targeting 8k with RT (lol)
No disc drive. If you have a disc based PS5, you need to buy the external disc drive to play the games you've bought.
A bajillion games to be announced
Looks same as PS5 slim but with 'go-faster' vents

4chin has all the details
Venom would be alot of fun if Sony didn’t hamfist the message into the last Spiderman game.

Also, please be true because the memes would be hysterical

>>Project: Pegasus
>-Made by Naughty Dog
>-Female MC looks like Erling Haaland
>-Debra Wilson plays a Scandinavian witch
 
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Some details are leaking at PS5PRO. Take with a pinch of salt

Targeting 8k with RT (lol)
No disc drive. If you have a disc based PS5, you need to buy the external disc drive to play the games you've bought.
A bajillion games to be announced
Looks same as PS5 slim but with 'go-faster' vents

4chin has all the details
New Ape Escape game? I call bullshit. Don't hurt me like that, man.
 
"To start, we no be wetin you fit call - human. For di past two hundred years, one kind consciousness don form layer by layer inside di White House. E no different from di way life start for di oceans four billion years ago. Di White House na our primordial soup, na di base of evolution - We no get shape. We be di discipline and morality wey Americans dey talk about well well. How person fit hope say dem go fit wipe us out? As long as dis nation dey exist, so we go still dey."
Holy shit how'd you get your hands on the GTA 6 script so god damn early?
 
Some details are leaking at PS5PRO. Take with a pinch of salt

Targeting 8k with RT (lol)
No disc drive. If you have a disc based PS5, you need to buy the external disc drive to play the games you've bought.
A bajillion games to be announced
Looks same as PS5 slim but with 'go-faster' vents
Fucking faggot retards. Fuck this, I'm building a PC and pirating everything.
 
A lot of Japanese parties are likely going to benefit from Sony's stupidity, not just Nintendo itself. PC koubou was there right after the announcement with an ad on ASCII for their level 0 line of gaming PCs (equipped with a Ryzen 5 4500 and RTX 3050):
PS5がほぼ8万円に、だったら9万円台のゲーミングPCを選んでみては?
"PS5 is pretty much 80,000¥, that being the case, why not try choosing a 90,000¥ gaming PC."

And Yoshi-P spoke about bringing Final Fantasy XIV on Nintendo consoles:
Very cautious, but very encouraging, Yoshida acknowledged that there's a lot of buzz about whether Final Fantasy XIV will come to "Nintendo consoles" (and no one can deny from his smile that he's looking at the Nintendo Switch's successor) and had this to say:
"I'm sure that all of the media and our players probably suspecting they really want to have our game release on Nintendo's consoles, but the concept that we have for Final Fantasy XIV is to release our game on as many devices as possible."
"So looking towards achieving that goal. We are working towards, making progress and we are having discussions. So I hope that everyone can look forward to news in the time to come."
Seems like every pro-Playstation dev that were left remaining are now slowly coming out of the woods after the recent Sony's stunt, and thus bending the knee to Nintendo.
 
Concord has sold 25,000 units. 15,000 on PS5, 10,000 on Steam.

While 25,000 is bad, it's worse that out of 60 million PS5 owners with no games to play, only 15,000 bought this game. :story:

0.25% of PS5 owners bought the game. Shockingly bad bomba
What they should have done was wait and bundle it with their shitty new discless revision. It could have been "successful" the same way Horizon was.
 
Seems like every pro-Playstation dev that were left remaining are now slowly coming out of the woods after the recent Sony's stunt, and thus bending the knee to Nintendo.
They loved Sony. However, they realised Sony was only using them and expected them to dance barefoot over burning coal to their tune. Sony will learn the hard way that their success only camme from 3rd parties.

Concord has sold 25,000 units. 15,000 on PS5, 10,000 on Steam.

While 25,000 is bad, it's worse that out of 60 million PS5 owners with no games to play, only 15,000 bought this game. :story:

0.25% of PS5 owners bought the game. Shockingly bad bomba
It was woke, bland and ugly. This is what happens when you listen to the howler monkies.

What they should have done was wait and bundle it with their shitty new discless revision. It could have been "successful" the same way Horizon was.
The cursed brand.
 
Concord has sold 25,000 units. 15,000 on PS5, 10,000 on Steam.

While 25,000 is bad, it's worse that out of 60 million PS5 owners with no games to play, only 15,000 bought this game. :story:

0.25% of PS5 owners bought the game. Shockingly bad bomba
To make it even funnier, most of the playtime on Steam itself might not even be players. In fact, Sony seems to be forcing their own devs to play it all week.
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So it's highly possible that half the all time peak players are the devs themselves because they were forced to, & the testers because they were paid to.

I won't even be surprised if Sony forced the employees to essentially buy a copy of the game.
 
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