Skitzocow Edgar Maddison Welch

[MarineTrainedTard]

The new season of Deagle Nation has just gotten too unbelievable for me. You're selling it too hard, Jan

 

[Ruin]

Where do people even find the time to make all these connections

:autism:

 

[Techpriest]

I thought this was actually @Internet War Criminal until he posted in this thread. Still, I'm glad nobody got hurt when this guy decided to stroll into a busy restaurant with a gun out. I'm surprised he didn't try to take hostages or anything really - usually nutcases like this do.

 

[Jack Awful]

Meanwhile, locked up in a secret basement, a group of small, naked children hear the gunshots and feel a glimmer of hope for once in their lives.

 

[EthicsInCheesePizza]

Actually it's about ethics in Cheese Pizza

God dammit, I'm late to the thread!

 

[Linako 2.0]

>election-related “fictitious online conspiracy theory,” police say.
lol they're trying really hard to cover up pizza gate.

 

[Rokko]

Christopher Weston Chandler
Alec Benson Leary
Isabel Rosa Arujo aka literally any other name ADF went by

Joshua Conner Moon

 

[EthicsInCheesePizza]

I'm pretry sure the use of all three names for notorious assassins, criminals and murderers is because somewhere out there is a normal guy named John Williams Gary who REALLY does not want to be mistaken for the other John W. Gacy. As such, extremely specific names are used for people nobody wants to be associated with.

Hence the use of Joshua Connor Moon.

 

[Linako 2.0]

So apperatnly this guy has been a no-name actor.

Edit: 24 hours ago before shooting the traffic camera facing Comet Pizza was moved https://voat.co/v/pizzagate/1461673

 

[Splendid]

Wacky Benny Hill music should be played for a look back on this year when they do the montages on New Year Eve.

This should happen every year.

 

[Kalpazoid]

It's time to order.

Peeporoni Pedozza fresh from the oven made with Lolcow cheese.

 

[Honeybunny]

>election-related “fictitious online conspiracy theory,” police say.
lol they're trying really hard to cover up pizza gate.

Talking about how it's just a hoax and completely fictitious isn't going to dissuade people, it's just going to make the spergs sperg harder

 

[Linako 2.0]

I think I saw the guy in this video. it's all in da numbuhs

 

[Krieger]

So apperatnly this guy has been a no-name actor.

Edit: 24 hours ago before shooting the traffic camera facing Comet Pizza was moved https://voat.co/v/pizzagate/1461673

In ten years, this will all be changed to "Edgar Maddison Welch is known for his work on finding kids in a pizza chain pedoring."

 

[Tranhuviya]

It's oft-observed that for whatever reason American assasins and serial killers tend to be known by all of their names.

HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Truely exceptional.

 

[Pikimon]

There was a long Tumblr post that briefly explained the main #Pizzagate argument, and the place where they might be taking kids was not the pizza restaurant but rather a house in Florida that was the only one in the neighborhood to have fences and bars on all of the windows.

Was this guy an idiot? Absolutely.
Did this guy have his heart in the right place? Maybe, but #pizzagate seems less on "Stopping child exploitation" and more "Proving the Clinton Foundation is pure evil."
Was he still in the wrong? Yes.
Is it a conspiracy theory? Yes.
Is it a hoax? Well...no. First off, hoaxsters have a purpose and someone is usually "in on it". Secondly, we don't know if Comet Ping Pong is actually a front...but our laws state "innocent until proven guilty", at least in theory. Of course, that's twisted around when it comes to things like rape accusations and whatnot.

This thing has really made everything worse on one side, with the anti-#pizzagate side claiming that the theorists are dangerous crazies, and the pro-#pizzagate side claiming that they're quick to label it as a "hoax".

actually its about ethics in pizza parlors

 

[multiverse]

Is it a conspiracy theory? Yes.

we don't know if Comet Ping Pong is actually a front...

"It's totally a conspiracy theory... but is it? I'm just saying, a false flag operation for shillary and her band of merry pedos to lure children using pizza and ping pong and a massive cover up operation makes a lot of sense"

Spoiler: WTF is wrong with you

:dumb::autism::dumb:

 

[Surtur]

Anyone who buys into pizza gate is a lolcow tbh. Or anyone who attaches gate as a suffix anymore at this rate.

 

[KingGeedorah]

Gamergate was better tbh.

At least Jan flipped his car to stop the tranny menace.

These pizza guys just want to wage war on flavor town.