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This OF thot trolling reminds me of this dump I forgot to post here. Not quite the same, but along the same vein.

Eddie Izzard was in a reimagining of The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and Mister Hyde where he plays a cis woman. Unlike Divine or John Travolta as the mom in Hairspray, there’s no camp. Someone tweeted a long scathing review tearing the movie (and Eddie’s performance) apart. There is video.

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Bonus L. So much for using the female gender as a costume

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Yeah, whatever happened to “Transwomen ARE women” and the good ol “Even doctors can’t tell!”

I keep hearing that troons are TOTALLY not easy to clock if you take one of the “passing ones”, yet somehow even troons immediately can tell the difference between a troon and a woman. Without as much as a question.

It just goes to show how many of them genuinely don't believe their own bullshit. Their talking points will change to fit any situation as it's all a bunch of contradictions. These same people will revert back to arguing you can't tell who is male and female without seeing their chromosomes in a few days when another situation arises where it's convenient for them to pretend you can't actually tell.
 
@batteredpancakes she might be telling the truth. I'm just barely over 6'(with shoes on) and I've had tons of people unironically guess I was 6'3". A lot of guys think they're much taller than they actually are, I'd bet a good chunk of 5'9" dudes would tell you in good conscience that they're 6' because "I'm average height and 6' is average.". Most people are very bad at estimating height.
It’s pretty odd not to know your actual height IMO. Those 5’9 dudes know what they’re about.
 
"My gender isn't your costume":

I despise Onlyfans and wish to see it destroyed, but I have to respect these two girls excellent trolling abillity. In a better world they would troll troons full time rather than engage in prostitution.

Is "decently passing" code for "still got all my hair and teeth"

Decently passing probably means full gorilla troon. Trannies stroke their own delusion by keeping to hugboxes and echochambers.
 
Yeah but there’s a pretty big fucking difference between someone guessing 6’3” when you’re 6’0” and saying 5’9” and 5’0” look the same. Here’s a visualization of 5’9” next to 5’0” just to be clear.
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The vast majority of people, both men and women, are taller than 5’0”. There’s no way anyone thinks this bitch is 5’9”. The men telling her she must be that tall are clearly taking the piss, and trannies aren’t really known for being strong on social cues.
As much as troons like to lie they also enjoy exaggeration; I agree that someone telling her she's 5'9" could only be mocking her, but at the same time, if she were for instance, to be estimated at 5'5" by a stranger would it shock anyone ITT if she were to say innocently transpose 5'5" with 5'9"? Doing so not for the sake of falsehood, but simply to make a point? Language has undergone a shift towards the hyperbolic over the prior few decades, troons and poons being at the forefront of cultural and language degeneration are guilty more than anyone of this sin, and so it should come as no surprise when they engage in a bit of casual exaggeration.
 
A young “stealth” pooner is suddenly asked “how she chose her name”…

I winder if the coworker is asian using a generic American name, as they often do, and the pooner is asian. That would make the question just a nothingburger. Lil pooner still wouldn't think so , though. I love the default in the comments to "must be a tranny, too" because they are just that commonplace. 🙄
 
naive 5'0"pooner thinks people legitimately think she might be 5'9" LeftHandersRule
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Even if people genuinely believe that she's 5'9 (which I very much doubt), in what way does it change whether she's short or not? Hell, it doesn't even change how people perceive her height. She must realise that they'll add nine inches to everyone's height so even if they believe that she's 5'9" they'd believe that the average man is 6'6". So in their mind she'll still be 9 inches shorter than the average man.
 
This OF thot trolling reminds me of this dump I forgot to post here. Not quite the same, but along the same vein.

Eddie Izzard was in a reimagining of The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and Mister Hyde where he plays a cis woman. Unlike Divine or John Travolta as the mom in Hairspray, there’s no camp. Someone tweeted a long scathing review tearing the movie (and Eddie’s performance) apart. There is video.

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Bonus L. So much for using the female gender as a costume

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The case of Dr. Jekyll, the story about a man that hides a monster inside of himself and that monster goes out at night killing and raping for fun. They did that with a troon coat of paint? It's like they're saying the quiet part out loud.
 
imagine a woman making this post:
>ive lost basic respect from random ppl, been harassed, death threats, SA'd. for these men to masquerade as women for a fetish is disgusting. its like the gender version of black face they dont deserve peace.

funny how if you just swap out a woman for a tranny, his post makes even more sense.
 
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