Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Musashi's Son]

 

[Finger Pistols]

All of Nick's current sperging just makes me want to see the bodycam footage more. I wish to see him seething and throwing the warrant to the ground like the petulent man-stalker-child we know he is. I want to see what April said that is so damaging to Nick. I want to see the never ending pile of clothes, cocaine and whisky glasses that litter the ground like a hoarders house.

 

[Major]

She'd be right! Nick IS in love with April. Madly in love. It's very obvious.

In my opinion, the only reason a divorce hasn't happened is that both parties are afraid that Celeste will cut them off if they're the one to initiate a divorce. The dream for Nick would have been for Kayla to divorce him and then he could openly move to LA with April to be with Dax and Vito. But she stuck around instead and now he's stuck in Minnesota regardless while the legal process plays out.

Remember, in late December 2023 (within 2-3 weeks of the polycule starting according to Aaron's timeline), Nick was drunkenly rambling about how he's not lucky to be married for roughly two decades because actually being lucky would be having a prenup while staring in the corner where it's now known April sits.

At this point the people he's probably trying to fool are not his audience, such that it is, but Bob and Celeste, who pay their bills.

Remember, Bob and Celeste are allegedly unconvinced that Nick and Kayla even did drugs. If that's the case, convincing them that Nick and Kayla are 100% monogamous would be easy in comparison.

jesus he's so drunk & high here. Compare before hedonism and after. It's amazing how fast his health declined. No wonder his friends and family reported him; they must have tried to talk to him many times and only resorted to reporting him to give him a kick up the behind so he'd be forced to confront it

 

[not william stenchever]

Crackets doesn't care about his current crotchfruit, what makes anyone think he's going to welcome a new spawn from his side piece?

His nightmare scenario would be getting April pregnant with triplets right before talking himself into the maximum sentence for his drug charges, April walks on her charges, and then he fails to talk her into an abortion during visitation. Just imagine April, visibly pregnant, sitting at the table with Rackets, in his orange jumpsuit, telling him "I will be us."

 

[Hellion]

Next bet, April will be pregnant within the first of the new year.

I wonder if she'd try it just for the child support, and possible access to the trust fund pennies for 18+ years.

But I get the sensation she's just dumb and enamoured and believes Nick's bullshit, or is at least still pleased as punch about her "prize" right now.

 

[Owlbear]

All of Nick's current sperging just makes me want to see the bodycam footage more. I wish to see him seething and throwing the warrant to the ground like the petulent man-stalker-child we know he is. I want to see what April said that is so damaging to Nick. I want to see the never ending pile of clothes, cocaine and whisky glasses that litter the ground like a hoarders house.

I, for one, want the bodycam footage to know the truth about what's actually happening in Kandiyohi county. I have heard about an ultra-corrupt police department in cahoots with the church full of Scandanavian prudes who want to enforce their medieval code of morality on a poor streamer. I would think twice about visiting, personally, given all these nefarious rumors about how the church and state working in concert will try to frame you if you step out of line.

If Nick is a dead-to-rights petulant child who has a tantrum on camera, so be it. If he actually does force his children to live in squalor while doing coke and leaves guns out in the open, that would certainly dispel the rumors.

 

[WEEKEND]

so are kayla's parents taking nicks side in calling their one daughter with an ounce of morality a "fucking idiot" or are they smart enough to realize that nick is a psychopathic coke goblin?

It's clear that non of these people have ever delt with junkies before. Nick's gay ass attempt at gaslighting works on his and Kayla's family because they don't understand that addicts aren't human beings. To the family, who've known Nick for years, it's easy to believe the lies because their opinion of Nick and Kayla hasn't been tainted yet. You'd think this would clue them in.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I believe the issue is not one of explicit permission.

Unless she actually told him not to share the photos (presumably she didn't) the issue is whether he reasonably should have known she did not consent.

If she's a huge slut that fucks random strangers and has already posted nude photos online, why would he reasonably expect that this time is different?

Bc there's a big fucking difference between posting your own photos (if she even did - haven't seen that, and the Hedo pic isn't that; neither are the glamourshots) and someone taking one you have not shared (or only shared within a private message group of 4, if that even happened) and sending it to someone else.

This is a dumb argument. There is no reason to think a nude pic you took or received privately is yours to spread around. Especially after you've broken up. For fuck's sake.

If, say, Kanye West were to release private nudes of Kim Kardashian - who many years ago allegedly agreed with her mother (and maybe Ray J; unclear) to release her personal sex tape with Ray J to boost her career - Ye would still be committing revenge porn using the MN definition. Because private is private and sharing private things you've no reasonable reason to think the person would want them shared further is the crime, regardless of who you are or how much randoms may judge you for your sex life or history. The presumption is privacy, not the opposite.

So which one is Nick keeping after all the legal problems are said and done? Our wife, who he has 20 years of history and 5 kids who destroyed her body? Or the fresher, younger, body not destroyed by children and no baggage besides Aaron? Its a tough choice but I think he's keeping April and kicking Kayla to the curb. She's aligning with his way of thinking and Kayla just doesn't know what planet shes on anymore. And I think Kayla would stay forever quiet about everything while April will fire up a live stream and lay it all out. April holds all the cards.

Why would he choose? His interest right now is in keeping them both, and both under his thumb.

Aaron himself has repeated things April told him about fucking Nick, such as that he would have to take frequent breaks due to his “heat allergy” (read: erectile dysfunction).

Also probably a racing heart from the coke.

The divorce was fast enough that I doubt she's getting alimony.

She didn't get anything awarded but her own belongings, reasonable selection of things bought in the marriage, and one of the vehicles. She's already collected her things; that's it.

 

[AnOminous]

In his long and extensive legal career he has learned from the best.
The degenerate clients.

Nick has become one of the degenerate wigger crackhead clients he thought he was too good for.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The dream for Nick would have been for Kayla to divorce him and then he could openly move to LA with April to be with Dax and Vito.

Idk I’m still hopeful this ends like typical poly stuff and it ends in a murder suicide. Very American Beauty-esque for Nick too!

 

[Balldo's Gate]

"Do you give out nude pictures to men you're not in a relationship with, routinely?"

I don't think Nick really thought through how a trial would necessarily have to detail the polycule, their swinger lifestyle, etc, and just how much detail it would get into.

And... If they can't verify what specific photo was sent to Gino's phone.... What's going to happen if Aaron takes it to trial? They're going to rely on Geno Bisconte to testify as to what he saw?



This is reaching levels of white trash soap opera that shouldn't be possible.

Have we considered that Nick might be telling the truth and Aaron slept with Kayla but April wouldn't have sex with Nick? Maybe she's just been stringing him along this whole time. I mean, if you could avoid having sex with him wouldn't you?

This appears to be Nick's actual cope as of right now, yes, or at least a logical conclusion that follows.

 

[AnOminous]

No one's saying "the entire Church came together and reported Nick to CPS, they're all the heroes of this story"

They kind of are, although simply not committing a crime to cover up for a child abusing cokehead starving his kids is a pretty low bar for heroism. It's more that pretty much everyone else in this story is a complete piece of shit.

 

[DuranceVile]

I think April probably thinks there are ~romantic feelings~ coming from Nick and is trying to play upon them. I don't think she has any such "finer" emotions (although how can they be called "fine" when they involve a married couple and a houseful of neglected children) because I think she's a monkeybranching grifter who has her eyes on what she perceives to be a prize (lol) I don't think Nick has "finer feelings" because based on his behavior to date I believe him to be a narcissist at best and a sociopath at worst, he thinks with his dick, and on top of that is one of the most cynical and wanna-be Machiavellian shitheads listed on this site.

I've seen a lot of white trash women jump from relationship to relationship, high off the initial hit of brain chemicals that attract them to a partner. Then when it wears off "it's just not the same" so they move on. April strikes me as that kind of ho. There's now added feelings of getting moved into her own house, and now the Balldo mansion itself. She strikes me as a "if it feels good, do it" type. Coke, damaging multiple marriages, confusing and scarring kids by forcing them to think her as a second mom. None of that matters because it feels good, and that's what's important.

But Nick is just living out his American Beauty sexual fantasy of having a younger woman, who is sexually experienced and just as depraved as he is, willing to take the Balldo and do what he says.

He's also a narcissist. Once you've learned their behavior patterns you get the impression they take the same shitty person class. He's devalued and discarded his wife because his pornsick brain can't stand her "child birth ruined" body despite all the cosmetic surgery he's had her get. I think he might not be lying in his mind when he says April isn't his girlfriend. He views her as a living centerfold just for him. It's sick, disgusting behavior.

Seeing him agree to talk to Melonie Mac pretty expected. She is not a smart woman, she's coasted through life being a pretty gamer girl. Rackets has made it clear he loves trashy looking tattooed women, mostly blondes. He's only talking to her to try to sidle up and feel out if she wants the Balldo too. She's likely too naive to figure that out, but I think she'll bail once his wetbrain makes it obvious. She at least seems to know theology better than Nick - not that that's a high bar.

I do think things are tense in Chez Balldo because he likely, in his Nick way, talked up April's case being easily dismissed. He at least seems to have learned something from May as he didn't do Appealstream 2.0. He's opted to blow steam at random Twitter users instead, where it isn't obvious how high/sloshed he is.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

Nick is being suspiciously silent about the Ketamine. I was hoping to see him cope more about the prosecution's response.

 

[Path Wanderer]

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The question is, likely after tapping into his Hotwife’s liquor stash (and then into his Hotwife), will he become Thorpepilled enough to trash talk this courtroom

 

[AnOminous]

Perhaps it doesn't yet count because the State has not officially listed their witnesses, correct? (The states differ on when one is considered a witness. I cannot readily find anything about MN.)

The statute says "who is OR MAY BECOME a witness."

I don't see why anybody bothers arguing with him. It seems like it would drive anybody insane.

There's no point actually "debating" him as if he's going to do anything but tell moronic lies.

The people doing the right thing are funposting at him just to wind him up and watch him seethe so hard he goes into an unintelligible spluttering coke rage, probably while punching himself in the face like the other retard Daniel Larson does.

Ever wish you could reach through the screen and punch someone on the Internet? Make Nick seethe hard enough and he'll do it to himself. Doesn't that just warm the cockles of your heart?

 

[dustnight]

Remember, in late December 2023 (within 2-3 weeks of the polycule starting according to Aaron's timeline), Nick was drunkenly rambling about how he's not lucky to be married for roughly two decades because actually being lucky would be having a prenup while staring in the corner where it's now known April sits.

"Guy's who have been married this long are not lucky!"

"We're not lucky!!"

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

View attachment 6370744 "Guy's who have been married this long are not lucky!"
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View attachment 6370746 "We're not lucky!!"

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Thats one of my favorite unmasked rants of his, the lucky guy is the one getting 870 blow job's with a prenup, not him who has no prenup and is married for 20 years. He's the unlucky one.

 

[SargonF00t]

I don't know if it has been discussed in this thread and I have missed it, but has there been anything that points to Rekieta and Masterson doing the old wife swap?

Just for the sake of variety, Marie might have been prepared to fuck Rekieta.

 

[AnOminous]

And... If they can't verify what specific photo was sent to Gino's phone.... What's going to happen if Aaron takes it to trial? They're going to rely on Geno Bisconte to testify as to what he saw?

They need to put a picture of Kayla's tits into the record so we can confirm the tattoo.