Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Uncle Buck]

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I think Piggy's gonna be oinking loudly and fatly about this one. Can't wait!

To be fair, he does everything fatly.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

Oh dear, that is surely the end of Fat's literary career.

He's got a new joke though.

 

[Musashi's Son]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE HAVE A NEW SEASON ANNOUCNEMENT

https://briankeene.substack.com/p/letters-from-the-labyrinth-392 https://archive.ph/Fb3RF

Aside from the constant reminder that he doesn't support harassment, this is a pretty good article on Rick. 9/10.

If you need to archive the entire chain, use GhostArchive.

Actually stalker you can still archive entire chains with archive.is by using the nitter instances xcancel.com or nitter.poast.org. I didn't think you would know that. Which is why I just informed you. Enjoy prison.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Oh dear, that is surely the end of Fat's literary career.

He's got a new joke though.
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You would think he'd have enough brainpower to comprehend that "Popemobile" is both more accurate and sounds better.

 

[Cactuar King]

You would think he'd have enough brainpower to comprehend that "Popemobile" is both more accurate and sounds better.

Why would you think that of Rick?

 

[AprilRains]

You would think he'd have enough brainpower to comprehend that "Popemobile" is both more accurate and sounds better.

Also, the Popemobile is not an SUV. Nice going, Torque Wheeler!

 

[Rimanah]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE HAVE A NEW SEASON ANNOUCNEMENT

https://briankeene.substack.com/p/letters-from-the-labyrinth-392

https://archive.ph/Fb3RF

Lets recap:

>Be successful writer Brian Keene,
>Be also super progressive, #metoo paladin, turbo leftwinger
>Be basically the actual man piggy has been roleplaying as for years
>Got tangentially involved with piggy, wished good luck and moved on
>Get multi tagged by a pest in a post involving people that Rick doesnt like
>In 1 week of twittering (ONE. WEEK.) Rick creates a new Leslie situation and transforms a well wisher ally into a full patposter
>Write an expose on Rick's behaviour and his past while dropping patposting lingo
>Journo on the SF scene comes forward that Rick had been trying some sort of gayops privately smearing Leslie

Rick needs to be sent to Vienna. His talent for unlikability knows no bounds

This was a welcome surprise. Pretty decent article outside of the virtue signaling.
Can’t wait to see how bad Rick’s gonna freak.

You would think he'd have enough brainpower to comprehend that "Popemobile" is both more accurate and sounds better.

>rick
>brainpower
There isn’t a rainbow sticker big enough for this.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Oh dear, that is surely the end of Fat's literary career.

He's got a new joke though.
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What a funny joke. Has he ever thought about being a stand-up comedian?

 

[Welf Welf]

Also interesting tweet from yesterday:

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I'd love to get the scoop on this. What friends and peers does Rick have, exactly? Jackie? Shame Hoax? The Penny-eater? Various child molesters currently enjoying prison?

 

[Summer of George]

I haven't read any of Brian Keene's books, but I hope that they're a little more well-written than this blog post. This guy is repeating himself a lot, a lot a lot. And he doesn't seem to have any devices for expressing dichotomy apart from "there's this, but then there's that. Next sentence. His name was Charles, but his name was Lance." The further I read, the more trouble I had taking the piece seriously.

I suppose it is fitting. Hammering home repeated incantations is a key tenet of Pigguism and Funstianity alike.

At any rate, ribs for this line:

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I haven't read any of Brian Keene's books, but I hope that they're a little more well-written than this blog post. This guy is repeating himself a lot, a lot a lot. And he doesn't seem to have any devices for expressing dichotomy apart from "there's this, but then there's that. Next sentence. His name was Charles, but his name was Lance." The further I read, the more trouble I had taking the piece seriously.

I suppose it is fitting. Hammering home repeated incantations is a key tenet of Pigguism and Funstianity alike.

At any rate, ribs for this line:
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It doesn't take much to be considered a successful author in the world of Rick. Which is why Rick failing at being an author is so funny

 

[Dean Pentel]

I haven't read any of Brian Keene's books, but I hope that they're a little more well-written than this blog post. This guy is repeating himself a lot, a lot a lot. And he doesn't seem to have any devices for expressing dichotomy apart from "there's this, but then there's that. Next sentence. His name was Charles, but his name was Lance." The further I read, the more trouble I had taking the piece seriously.

Remember that Fat Rick has gotten books published in the past. It clearly doesn't take actual talent or high quality output to get something published, even a few times. So while Keene has a lot more books published than Patty it's good to remember that's not in any way indicative of literary skill.

At any rate, ribs for this line:

Everyone can see that he's such a fat faggot with bitch tits. Like even the nicest person on the planet (whether that's legitimate or not) who'd never, ever use the type of phrases we like to describe Piggle Rick wouldn't be able to help but point out how he's just so goddamned fat.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

He now appears to be threatening Brian Keene.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The blessuv joke is almost good and apparently doesn’t show up in a google search as being from someone else.

After ten long years, fats may have actually shat out something resembling a funny joke.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

i love that the "i'm gonna shit in your toilet and not flush" guy uses Rekeita's mug shot. i easily imagine Nick booking a stay at FatBNB just to do coke, bang April, and leave an upper decker for Rick all in one night.

 

[East_Clintwood]

because he can't deny any of it, he treats women badly, the report is real, and he tried to go behind the scenes to mess with Leslie.

I mean he already regularly denies the police report and all sorts of other blatant shit, some more won't stop him.

 

[Dean Pentel]

The blessuv joke is almost good and apparently doesn’t show up in a google search as being from someone else.

After ten long years, fats may have actually shat out something resembling a funny joke.

Too bad for him 99.98679% of the stuff he says that's actually funny he never intends to be.

You know, I thought we'd see Nikki leave him soon on account of how he's all Patrick-y 24/7 and it's actually costing her money. But after seeing how big his bitch tits have gotten lately, how he's gotten more shrill, emotionally incontinent, and completely allergic to anything resembling personal accountability, I bet you their love is stronger than ever. Fats will crow about this as some sort of W, of course, entirely oblivious to the fact that she's simply enamored with how much more feminine he's become physically and mentally. Maybe this was her plan all along. Why bother to find a new woman when you can basically grow the one you want at home?

i love that the "i'm gonna shit in your toilet and not flush" guy uses Rekeita's mug shot. i easily imagine Nick booking a stay at FatBNB just to do coke, bang April, and leave an upper decker for Rick all in one night.

This implies that Nick can achieve and maintain a clinical erection, child. Something the FBI KNOWS you know about, stalker.

 

[An automatic clown]

He's going to write another 19 tweet screed just to call Brian a book burning fascist again

Welp. He did it. "I'm being bullied 1/13"





WhyUs.jpg

 

[AnOminous]

Can you imagine being his shitty lawyer, getting showercalls from a belligerent drunk fats at 3:00 demanding to know how he can sue someone who calls him Rick “even though he has been instructed multiple times not to”?

We need to petition to add Rick to the thread title!

The "Rick" thing is the perfect example of how easy it is to get this fat bastard seething. Imagine being so easily baited and wondering why you get trolled (and worse) all the time. It's like throwing cans of cat food out your window and then incessantly complaining about all the feral cats meowing outside your window.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Oh dear, that is surely the end of Fat's literary career.

He's got a new joke though.
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The blessuv joke is almost good and apparently doesn’t show up in a google search as being from someone else.

After ten long years, fats may have actually shat out something resembling a funny joke.

no doubt it'll lose whatever lustre it has when he relentlessly spams it and runs it into the ground, in the hope it will somehow go viral