Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%

  • Total voters
    292
I can see how Nick would be infatuated with April though - apart from the classic mid-life trading up to a newer model, April seems 180 degrees different from Kayla personality-wise.
Kayla is an anxious shut-in stay at home mom with no ambition or drive. Whether that’s a result of living with Nick for 20 years or she was always like that, who knows.
April has “no fucks given” coolness, is impetuous and a risk taker, and zero responsibilities. She wants to do things like go to dumb tattoo conventions and gallery openings and be shown off, which aligns with what Nick wants, and Kayla is easily influenced so she then wants to do the fun things too.

Plus she’s younger. Nick can live out his “Golly gee, I’m a cool young stud in his 20ies with zero responsibilities!” Fantasies through her.

Kayla is baggage. Miscarriages and five kids. Nick “wasting” the best years on boring prude shit like being a father and responsible income earner.
 
This is why I have a boiling disdain for Rekieta
The guy had a life that the average man can only dream of these days
A wife, kids, house, and a comfortable job
What does he do with that? Throw it all away for drugs and a shitty polycule with a trashy cheapass coke whore

Why would you even want that lifestyle? It isnt even like the movies where he is doing blow off the ass of a supermodel before an orgy with the cheerleaders of an NFL sportsteam

Esau trading his legacy for a meal bullshit
Esau was tricked after a long day of hunting, he also got extremely pissed to the point of forcing Jacob to run away and toil under someone who tricks him into working for 14 years, and even then embraced Jacob when he came home like he ran out in front of his guards. Jacob’s story ends with him giving his blessing to Joseph’s sons equally. (There’s a lot of rabbinical shitposting about Esau with Amalek, but honestly I do like how the reconciliation is and Jacob’s death can be read as hoping to end the brother against brother fighting).

Nick’s like one of the retarded sons of a few prophets who basically get slaughtered due to being a total disgrace to their lineage.
 
Yes, a lot of reasonableness. But a person sharing a nude pic with a lover or polycule/private group in itself does not operate as consent to that person or those people further disseminating the picture. The presumption is that things shared privately are intended to be private. It's a high hill to claim, absent a clear statement otherwise, to suggest he shouldn't reasonably have known she didn't consent to him sending it around, and also that it wasn't reasonable for him to believe she had a reasonable expectation of privacy about private pictures made or shared privately.

Statute:
As the statute you cite states, no such "presumption" exists for either of those two elements. Instead, it is a necessary element which must be proven that Aaron knew or should have known that there was an expectation of privacy. Same for the other element.

The parameters of the swinging relationship between the Rekietas and Imholtes will need to be defined in some detail in order to prove those two elements.

It also means that Aaron could potentially claim that Nick and Kayla's long-standing public reputation as exhibitionist nudist swingers is relevant. Remember, Aaron has already said he knew about their "reputation" before the wife swapping ever happened.

A polycule or swinging group, as ick as it is, is still an intimate relationship. It's never been suggested, even by Aaron, that the ethos of the thing was a total free-for-all, spread my personal bits around to anyone and everyone. Maybe that will come out, but none of them have acted in any way to suggest that. Very much the opposite.
Maybe! The parameters of the relationship have to be established.

Again, my point isn't whether Aaron is guilty or not under the statute.

My point is, in order to find Aaron guilty, all sorts of lurid claims of the sort Nick and Kayla Rekieta denied for years will have to be shown to be real, potentially via their own testimony to the contrary of what they insisted forever.

It's not what a random "reasonable person" would believe. It's about this person and that person.
I was jumping to the negligence part ("reasonably should have known") because obviously everyone involved in this sordid drama is a stupid, drug-addled, insane asshole; trying to understand their thought process is a waste of time.
 
The judge went out of his way not to make a ruling on it and the prosecutor claimed April’s comments were hearsay and that was why they weren’t using it.
The prosecution said they wouldn't try to use it without April able for cross, not that they wouldn't use it at all.
As the statute you cite states, no such "presumption" exists for either of those two elements. Instead, it is a necessary element which must be proven that Aaron knew or should have known that there was an expectation of privacy. Same for the other element.
Well, "reasonably" should have known. It isn't a defense to claim "but I'm a wild and wacky zany dude so I'm not reasonable."
 
DID NICK CELEBRATE HIS BIRTHDAY AT A GAY BAR'S UNDERWEAR PARTY?

I don't know. The voice appears to sound like him. The timing of the events held at the club fits with what he said on his Thursday stream. But I don't have any definitive confirmation.

I also don't care if he went. Nick can do what he wants. I'm not a social conservative. I have literally no moral problem at all with him going to a gay bar.

If it happened, the problem for me would be the hypocrisy where Nick directs anti-gay slurs at people making fun of him the night before he goes to a gay bar for the first of two nights in a row,.

Not to mention the stupidity that he didn't think people would look up underwear bars and check out the very top result, this literally took me 30 seconds to find. The Snap Maps thing took another 10 minutes.

It also means that Aaron could potentially claim that Nick and Kayla's long-standing public reputation as exhibitionist nudist swingers is relevant. Remember, Aaron has already said he knew about their "reputation" before the wife swapping ever happened.

My point is, in order to find Aaron guilty, all sorts of lurid claims of the sort Nick and Kayla Rekieta denied for years will have to be shown to be real, potentially via their own testimony to the contrary of what they insisted forever.
As you well know, Nick has spent several birthdays (maybe now admitted) at Gay 90s. Despite his euphemisms for it, it's not going to win many hearts and minds, even before a more urbane jury in St. Cloud (than what you would find in Willmar).

Meme Copium brought this up, but if Aaron forces this to trial, can you imagine Kayla being able to handle being on the stand? Much less being credible? Yeah, you need to do a delicate dance with Kayla on the stand (and likely a female attorney to do the examination), but I can't see her doing well. She'd either be manic or zombied- her only pathway would be crying a river, but I think many would see through her poor acting.

I can't see Nick coming across well on the stand, if he's even relevant. (It's weird they're trying to stop Aaron's "harassment" of them, when it's Kayla who has been injured by the suit.)
 
My point is, in order to find Aaron guilty, all sorts of lurid claims of the sort Nick and Kayla Rekieta denied for years will have to be shown to be real, potentially via their own testimony to the contrary of what they insisted forever.
I really hope Aaron goes through trial - tho I really, really doubt it because this is the stupidest charge - so we can get all the juicy deets under oath. I really hope Nick´s pissing on Aaron´s tent by making the RP claim blows back right on his face.
 
Do you have any idea how many Star Trek Online accounts I’ve trawled through?!

How many trannies catfished me?!


Partial disagree.

While Nick may have lost any moral authority, his good name, most of his fans, his legal credibility and much more… He still has money. Millions likely.

So in a sense he will never really hit bottom, unless he somehow gets disinherited.
I thought I heard something about it being a mobile game so try Fleet Command Qapla' my brother
 
if Aaron forces this to trial, can you imagine Kayla being able to handle being on the stand?
I really want someone to report on whether Kayla’s mom is there to hug her while having to listen to sworn legal testimony about what a gutter slut she is. Please Minnesota Kiwis. We need you for this.

PS, how sure can anyone be that Kayla and April aren’t seeing this arrangement as a dyke-out paradise on the Rackets Family Trust? IIRC, Aaron talked about them scissoring, and Kayla drunkenly talked about how bad it would turn her on to turn a straight chick gay for her.
EDIT: Also, you notice how April always talks about her sexy adventures on the town as good times with lovely “people”? Nick ain’t the only April Fool in the crack shack.

Though he is the most unlikeable. Best possible ending for this shit show could be out of the Thelma and Louise playbook.
 
I really want someone to report on whether Kayla’s mom is there to hug her while having to listen to sworn legal testimony about what a gutter slut she is. Please Minnesota Kiwis. We need you for this.

PS, how sure can anyone be that Kayla and April aren’t seeing this arrangement as a dyke-out paradise on the Rackets Family Trust? IIRC, Aaron talked about them scissoring, and Kayla drunkenly talked about how bad it would turn her on to turn a straight chick gay for her.
EDIT: Also, you notice how April always talks about her sexy adventures on the town as good times with lovely “people”? Nick ain’t the only April Fool in the crack shack.

Though he is the most unlikeable. Best possible ending for this shit show could be out of the Thelma and Louise playbook.
As much disgust Kayla induces on me by continuing indulging Nick´s degeneracy - most likely willingly - and exposing her kids to all the shit that still happens. going hard on her in a case she is undoubtedly the victim, of a very minor and stupid crime because of the scope of the RP material distribution, would really irk me and probably fuck Aaron´s defense;
 
Yeah, you need to do a delicate dance with Kayla on the stand (and likely a female attorney to do the examination), but I can't see her doing well. She'd either be manic or zombied- her only pathway would be crying a river, but I think many would see through her poor acting.
She will need to double up on the benzos for sure for the trial.

Can’t even imagine how humiliating it would have to be, to sit there while an attorney reads aloud from the intimate text messages you shared with a lover.

And Nick somehow thinks it’s a W for him, which really shows what a POS he is.

BTW: Aside from the fact that she previously had her nudes and bottle pic shared to thousands of people, there’s also the fact that Kayla wanted them to officially be a foursome and raise kids together.

Now while that’s not directly related to the pics, one could certainly make an easy argument for Aaron believing that Kayla wouldn’t have a problem with any pictures being shared. (To one person.)


I thought I heard something about it being a mobile game so try Fleet Command Qapla' my brother
Qapla!

(And please keep it on the downlow that polycules are looking for new partners in SO. I really don’t want any more tranny weirdos in that game.)

I really want someone to report on whether Kayla’s mom is there to hug her while having to listen to sworn legal testimony about what a gutter slut she is. Please Minnesota Kiwis. We need you for this.
I want a dozen of the most degenerate and weird looking Kiwis you can imagine, all standing at the courthouse, shaking their heads and pointing at Nick, while giving him stern looks of disgust and disapproval.
 
I don't have the exact quote in front of me ATM, but Aaron said on stream that April told him words to the effect of "Even if he [Nick] leaves Kayla, he'll never leave me." She seems to think she's locked in.

Here you go.

Aaron alleges that April wanted him to admit that he loved Kayla (this is during one of their many fights about drugs). Aaron said he did love Kayla, and April responds by saying that:

a) if she ever broke up with Aaron then she would stay with Nick

b) Nick said that is he ever left Kayla, Nick wouldn't leave April

In April's mind, she and Nick will be together no matter what.



As it stands, April has indeed stayed with Nick after she and Aaron split up.
 
No he wasn’t. He sold his birthright to Yakov for a bowl of lentils. There was no trickery involved.


There’s an entire passage about Yakov telling Yosef that while Menashe will be great, Ephraim will be greater than Menashe.
It literally was planned by Rebecca to steal it from Esau. It was a two part plan where Esau’s duress selling obviously would not fly, so they also tricked the blind Issac.

Yeah, but he doesn’t condemn them to fighting over birth right like he did with his brother before God crippled him for life.
 
It literally was planned by Rebecca to steal it from Esau.
Rivkah wasn’t even present when Eisav came in from hunting and Yakov was cooking. Eisav had tricked Yitzhak into believing he was righteous, though, and he made a binding contract with Yakov while in his right mind, completely sober. He was no victim.

God, I hope Nick doesn’t decide to do a “Bible study” on Yakov and Eisav.
 
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What animal would Nick dress up as? What is his fursona?

Nick had a fursona picked out: Within the Law Macaw

This appears to be established within Nick's old fandom.

In a stream in early January 2019, Nick's chat brought it up, once to Nick and twice more to Kayla. The second time it was brought up, the chat queried Kayla on if she preferred eagles or macaws. Kayla chose eagles, unknowingly implying that she likes Legal Eagle more than Nick.



"Within the Law Macaw" doesn't really apply anymore, but Crackets Macaw has a nice ring to it. Just add a Hedo II shirt and a dash of white powder to his beak.
 
Anybody remember ken's counseling couch? I wonder what will he say to nick now that all this happened.
He was allegedly in talks to do live therapy streams with Nick. Unfortunately it never happened.
Last I checked, Ken was still Team Balldo, but the situation with his fanbase remains ever fluid as he continues to shed support so I dunno if that's still the case.

I’m thinking when his Fleshlight finally leaves him he’ll start chasing troon dick next. “It’s not gay if they identify as a woman!”
No, the justification will be that it's not gay if his balls are in a balldo before the balls touch.

God, I hope Nick doesn’t decide to do a “Bible study” on Yakov and Eisav.
FIFY.

He shouldn't be doing any Bible study. Full stop.
 
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"She isn't my GF, she is my mistress. I never lied to anyone"

:really:
God, disingenuous people are the worst. Everything is untrue, but they also won't provide the truth. The retard hates people speculating about his degeneracy, then does nothing but invite people to continue speculating.
Technically I didn’t fuck anyone. The fine products of Baldo, Inc do the fucking while I am a mere onlooker.
Cucked by a balldo. Cucked by Aaron. What's next? Cucked by Ralph or Fapcop???
Aaron himself has repeated things April told him about fucking Nick, such as that he would have to take frequent breaks due to his “heat allergy” (read: erectile dysfunction).
Haha. The man is out of shape. He gives out before making April or Kayla orgasm. What a fag.
All this talk of who cracky loves more, Kayla or April is ridiculous, especially if you think April will displace Kayla as the primary wife.

Nick's agreement with April is purely transactional. She gets free housing, food and drugs, he gets sex (Viagra supply permitting) and a shield for his many legal problems. She'll be gone as soon as he cuts of the coke tap or he gets bored of her, or they all go to prison. Simple as.
Idk, I get the feeling she legitimately believes Nick wants to keep her around to replace Kayla. She's legitimately the worst type of woman.
I STILL WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE "MYSTERIOUS BROWN SUBSTANCE" WAS!!!!!

Never forget.
I thought everyone agreed it was Jenkem?
 
Rivkah wasn’t even present when Eisav came in from hunting and Yakov was cooking. Eisav had tricked Yitzhak into believing he was righteous, though, and he made a binding contract with Yakov while in his right mind, completely sober. He was no victim.

God, I hope Nick doesn’t decide to do a “Bible study” on Yakov and Eisav.
He came back from a hard day of hunting and is often represented as starving after capturing no game. The sale was under duress.
 
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