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[Fapcop]

Do they even have procedures and rules for how to deal with female inmates getting pregnant while locked up?

Because I guarantee you it’ll happen when you basically give criminals a cheat code like this. They should at least make condoms available for “lesbian sex”.

I’m frankly surprised that more prisoners aren’t doing this, and women’s prisons haven’t already been effectively turned into coed prisons.

 

[DavidS877]

Do they even have procedures and rules for how to deal with female inmates getting pregnant while locked up?

I'm sure they do, but it used to be just because of prison guards.

 

[OJ Simpson]

Do they even have procedures and rules for how to deal with female inmates getting pregnant while locked up?

Because I guarantee you it’ll happen when you basically give criminals a cheat code like this. They should at least make condoms available for “lesbian sex”.

I’m frankly surprised that more prisoners aren’t doing this, and women’s prisons haven’t already been effectively turned into coed prisons.

Tbh I wasn't too brushed up on the protocol in general at the women's facility because it wasn't the main facility I worked at, I just got farmed out there quite a bit.

But, if I had to take an educated guess I'd imagine that it would look something like this: 1. there will be an internal investigation 2. the dude is going to be sent to seg until the investigation is finished and 3. he's either going to a.) get put right back into gen pop but just in a different housing unit b.) he'll get booted to the male facility (HIGHLY unlikely) or c.) get shipped off to another state prison. I'd place my personal bet on him just staying and being put into a different unit, probably catching some sort of PREA related charge in the process. They coddle inmates in general and they won't dare rock the boat when it comes to the fuckers masquerading as women.

And yeah, I'm surprised too. But that it's happening at all is the real issue.

 

[LateNightMuffin]

Do they even have procedures and rules for how to deal with female inmates getting pregnant while locked up?

Because I guarantee you it’ll happen when you basically give criminals a cheat code like this. They should at least make condoms available for “lesbian sex”.

It's already happened. I think it happened in California and I know it happened in New Jersey

random news article about it

 

[Local Farmer]

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This is gold lmao. Literally has TTD hidden in the caption

Alright again, I have to ask this question, which one of you retards is doing this? I know one of you lurkers on the farms right now among us is doing this

 

[OJ Simpson]

It's already happened. I think it happened in California and I know it happened in New Jersey

random news article about it

If even New Jersey isn't willing to put up with the nonsense, it gives me hope they'd do the right thing around here. There needs to be zero tolerance for it. The audacity btw that this dude proclaims he doesn't deserve to be treated like that after fucking killing someone to end up there in the first place. How rich.

 

[Monolith]

With the rise of AI, I really think more OF girls should capitalize on this. Photoshop, AI, whatever. They can easily fake having dicks and make 100% more money than troons since they look actually attractive, when in reality most OF traps can't fake their appearance to match a biological woman's without looking extremely filtered in every way. All these OF girls would have to do is photoshop their genitalia to be a penis and wear a dildo in videos, nothing else.

Aren't traps their own thing? Like, you can tell he's a guy if you look close, but he admits to it anyways, and some coomers are into that?

 

[OS Ghost]

Thread tax.

 

[Barr2011]

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Pooner wants to look like a girl and do girly things without actually being one.
They have no sense of self or understanding of what they are as human beings, it's sad yet funny

It’s kind of crazy how they can recognize that their transition is simply escaping something and not being a “man in a woman’s body” or a “woman in a man’s body”

>I wonder if I’m really trans, , what if I just dislike my body because I’m fat and not because I’m a trans guy, or I’m just scared of being sexualized.

That’s such a succinct and astute observation. But after a moment of clarity they immediately switch their brains off and return to being retarded.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Troon learns that women in groups are a lot less easy to bully. Is "decently passing" code for "still got all my hair and teeth"
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Sadly I can't find any pictures, but he talks about having a You Tube channel

Based OF thots. I wish more women would mock troons like this because of how *angry* it makes those guys. (Then, I think better of it… no woman deserves to be stuck in a TiM costume )

I saw this troon while I was checking out at Star Market on Friday afternoon, he looks like Nick Contino. (Aka Lilly Contino, the AGP Disney pervert.) I did not say anything cause if I don’t want to be accosted by troons while I’m buying groceries I shouldn’t accost a troon while he’s buying his, but I’m glad someone heckled him on the way home. Doing the lords work to be sure

This is anecdotal, but I still fondly remember being out with my partner, encountering a tranny, and both of us bursting out into fits of laughter. I think she might even have cried, "Oh no!"

He literally had no recourse but to virginwalk away.

This wasn't something we planned to do, it was more an organic response to a situation, but I think it's important to mention: we didn't point, we didn't openly announce what we were laughing at, we were just a couple of people loudly laughing in his presence. Jolly, it was. It couldn't be street harassment, because there's no law about laughing in public.

I heartily recommend it, ladies. Men are all, on some level, terrified of women laughing at them.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

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TIM admits he can't answer the question about how can people tell the difference between a "real" trans person and a fake one who's intentions are to invade womens spaces. Even after the person linked him 4 separate instances of a man dressing in women's clothing assaulting someone in a female prison, he cries bigots!

I’ve gotten into similar arguments on Preddit (dumb I know). Eventually they just come back to “you can only list a handful of times!”

How many male rapists in women’s prisons is acceptable to them, I wonder?

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

“you can only list a handful of times!”

They say it never happens, tho.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

They say it never happens, tho.

The other thing they say is “those are men. They didn’t identify as trans women before prison.”

1) are you saying that criminals will take advantage of the system?! Almost like it’s an incredibly ill advised idea to give males the opportunity to identify into women’s prisons based on their magic brain sex?

2) in what way are they less “woman” than any other TIM? Literally how is hunter Schafer or any other TIM any more a “woman” than Chris Chan? Or Barbie kardashian?

I asked this and the troon immediately started screeching and tagging the mods in his comment to ban me. Hit a nerve?

 

[Sourceress]

Do they even have procedures and rules for how to deal with female inmates getting pregnant while locked up?

Because I guarantee you it’ll happen when you basically give criminals a cheat code like this. They should at least make condoms available for “lesbian sex”.

I’m frankly surprised that more prisoners aren’t doing this, and women’s prisons haven’t already been effectively turned into coed prisons.

One of the biggest "peak trans" moments I've had in my long and storied career as an Evil Terf was finding out that women's prisons in Cali and other blue states had begun hanging posters up advising the women of their options (ie abortion, adoption) in the event that they get pregnant from being raped by a trans-identified male. So... you know, don't worry, they've got that covered!

iirc there is word that some prisons are counseling the women to start birth control if they aren't already on it so they don't get pregnant when these men rape them. What a wonderful world we live in, right?

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

iirc there is word that some prisons are counseling the women to start birth control if they aren't already on it so they don't get pregnant when these men rape them. What a wonderful world we live in, right?

That would be a war crime if done to enemy captured combatants in times of war. For real. Even autocrats in the 19th century knew better than to incarcerate men and women together. Its insane.

 

[Candidate No 7]

If Trump wins there will certainly be tranny suicides attributed to that, including in their suicide notes.

Naaah, there'll be more suicide threats, that's all. It's all bogus.

 

[LongDayAgain]

My Arrakis….

 

[countrybumpkin]

My Arrakis….

I just wanna puke.

 

[Chainsaw Man]

My Arrakis….

Wait is he supposed to be the princess or the monster that kidnapped her?

 

[Geraldine]

I'm thinking maybe these women aren't really trying to pass as trannies.
Goofing on trannies for laughs while also being jerk off material?

It's a grift. I hope they make a million dollars. For real tho

Nothing you said contradicts what I said.
They aren't really trying to pass for trannies, they are goofing on trannies, AND it's a grift.

I also hope they make a million dollars at it.
Even though all I get from goofing on trannies is some LULz.