Video Game Husbands - Lusting after pixelated men

[Elysian]

I want Joseph Seed’s Joseph seed.

 

[Inside your walls]

Illidan Stormrage was my WoW husbando. I think he's a baddie and always thought Tyrande was a dumbass for picking his tree-hugging twin resident sleeper brother instead.

Male anti-hero characters like him are such a time capsule for 2000s, plus Liam O' Brein did such a
good job as his voice actor.

I also adore Radahn, Miquella's tricks aside. Defend my general at all costs.

I am very late for this response but I love Radahn so much and I am super glad to see there's a fellow Radahn enjoyer, he's my favorite male Elden Ring character. What can I say? I am not immune to beefy dudes that are kind, especially with animals but also can rip your spine out with their bare teeth if they wanted to.

I'll be real though, I do feel bit surprised that FromSoft decided to show him in his prime this early and a bit disappointed since his prime form was wasted on a rather very bs boss fight with a very anticlimactic ending (that's just my opinion though), I was either expecting it to be shown way later or so. With that all being said he and Mogh should be compensated for being the butt of reddit "femboy lover" jokes. Miquella on other hand can choke, but St.Trina can stay though.

 

[Chandelier]

I am very late for this response but I love Radahn so much and I am super glad to see there's a fellow Radahn enjoyer, he's my favorite male Elden Ring character. What can I say? I am not immune to beefy dudes that are kind, especially with animals but also can rip your spine out with their bare teeth if they wanted to.

Agreed, I also mentioned the Nameless King ITT and I'd let him destroy me. The type of man who'd kick down your door to get rid of intruders while also giving you flowers. We love himbos!

Also, since you're a LoL fan/player, you might find this funny. Arcane had no fucking right making him so handsome. Definition of 'I want that twink obliterated' to 'I'd let him obliterate me'.



Look at that fucking waist.

Yes I am a thirsty bitch, can you tell?


Also since I'm coming off the leaks here, I am so fucking mad they got rid of his golden eyes. They were everything! I get it, it's a metaphor for him accepting the arcane or whatever, BUT KEEP THE GODDAMN GOLDEN EYES. I will declare war if they don't give them back. They do have some leaked concept art of his robotic body and they better make it look good. Otherwise, it's fix-it fics to make it better. Of course it'll involve scouring through it and the slog of bad fanart that'll come out in a few months...but eh, I'm just here for the sexy robot man. KEEP THOSE FUCKING GOLDEN EYES!

 

[PandaChai]

As a warning:

I have awful taste in men

Spoiler: you 'ave been warned

 

[Internet Wizard]

Also, since you're a LoL fan/player, you might find this funny. Arcane had no fucking right making him so handsome. Definition of 'I want that twink obliterated' to 'I'd let him obliterate me'.

I know a surprising amount of people who don't have any idea what LoL is but are obsessed with Arcane, especially DILF lovers
For me it's Total Zaun Death man

 

[PS2 Kiryu]

I love me some manly goblino men



Holy shit they did him dirty in the remaster

 

[Chandelier]

I know a surprising amount of people who don't have any idea what LoL is but are obsessed with Arcane, especially DILF lovers
For me it's Total Zaun Death man

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LoL Jayce: Jackass Jayce, Homelander as a scientist, genuinely a dick, never admits he's wrong, refused to stand up for Viktor
Arcane Jayce: sweetheart, service top, genuinely cares about Viktor, would make sure you're okay even if he was an asshole, would admit he was wrong, would give you teddy bears and chocolates
S2 Jayce: Punished Jayce, looks like Joel from TLOU, would probably eat you out before smashing you with his hammer

And since we're on that: SILCO.

Motherfucker could just talk over cigars and tea and I'd be happy.

Honorable mentions: Gas Daddy aka Caustic from Apex Legends. He has a skin where you can partially see his chest; man is RIPPED AND THICC

Benjamin Hornigold from Assassin's Creed: Black Flag. "Oh, for fucks sake."

Most people would choose Wesker, but HUNK always had my heart.

I love me some manly goblino men

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Holy shit they did him dirty in the remaster

You ain't kidding.

Went from looking youthful yet experienced to just old. "I've covered wars, you know!" To "I'm old enough to have been in a war".

 

[Inside your walls]

Agreed, I also mentioned the Nameless King ITT and I'd let him destroy me. The type of man who'd kick down your door to get rid of intruders while also giving you flowers. We love himbos!

Also, since you're a LoL fan/player, you might find this funny. Arcane had no fucking right making him so handsome. Definition of 'I want that twink obliterated' to 'I'd let him obliterate me'.
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Look at that fucking waist.
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Yes I am a thirsty bitch, can you tell?

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Also since I'm coming off the leaks here, I am so fucking mad they got rid of his golden eyes. They were everything! I get it, it's a metaphor for him accepting the arcane or whatever, BUT KEEP THE GODDAMN GOLDEN EYES. I will declare war if they don't give them back. They do have some leaked concept art of his robotic body and they better make it look good. Otherwise, it's fix-it fics to make it better. Of course it'll involve scouring through it and the slog of bad fanart that'll come out in a few months...but eh, I'm just here for the sexy robot man. KEEP THOSE FUCKING GOLDEN EYES!

Viktor in Arcane's iteration was super dope and I can't wait to see more of it in Season 2, I appreciate them keeping his Slav (?) accent, while he's not really my type I do understand why many found him appealing and wanted him to be treated way better, especially after Jayce screwed him over and I don't blame them because I am also on the "All my homies wish Viktor got treated better" train.

League has a decent amount of husbandos, but personally if I had to pick mine from the game it would be Mordekaiser and Pantheon because I am not
immune to helmeted guys.

Also maybe Aatrox because the new legendary tier skin for him made me go "Damn!"


Speaking of Pantheon, somebody has made a League skin mod for him where they replaced him with Radahn and it made me super happy because the person behind this mod put so much effort into it (I mean look they even gave him Leonard back!) and I did like playing Pantheon.


But anyways, if you liked Arcane's iteration of Viktor I think you would probably like Hwei the depressed artsy lanklet that
was added to League back in December.

 

[Chandelier]

Viktor in Arcane's iteration was super dope and I can't wait to see more of it in Season 2, I appreciate them keeping his Slav (?) accent, while he's not really my type I do understand why many found him appealing and wanted him to be treated way better, especially after Jayce screwed him over and I don't blame them because I am also on the "All my homies wish Viktor got treated better" train.

I think he's Czech. Some fans say he's Russian but others insist it's the former. But he's definitely Slavic and with a face to die for.

Other fans want him and Jayce to get together because of their chemistry, and despise Mel (no niggers in slash). I just want my boy happy and in his sexy cyborg phase. Hope we get that.

Speaking of Pantheon, somebody has made a League skin mod for him where they replaced him with Radahn and it made me super happy because the person behind this mod put so much effort into it (I mean look they even gave him Leonard back!) and I did like playing Pantheon.

That skin is amazing. Radahn just gets so much love and it's all because of his horse. He also likes cats, too btw - some cut content shows him having a pet cat.

But anyways, if you liked Arcane's iteration of Viktor I think you would probably like Hwei the depressed artsy lanklet that
was added to League back in December.

I like his face, but I think he's just too feminine for me. I like Viktor because despite being thin, he still has an air of masculinity to him - and that jawline can cut diamonds. His physiognomy is perfect.

 

[The Fair Lady]

Appreciating the love for helmeted/masked guys in here. There's something really sexy about them.

Case in point with Reaper (those thighs + that rumbly voice, dear lord) and Genji.



And since I'm on the topic of Overwatch I'll add in a few more.

Cassidy/McCree is easily the hottest fictional cowboy I've ever seen. Save a horse, yadda yadda.


Hanzo, like Morgott, is in desperate need of a hug. Or a friend. Or a lay. All of the above.


Yes, Lifeweaver is 100% a twink, but I'm a sucker for pretty men - especially long-haired ones.

 

[Ms. Dia Gnosis]

I want this man to impale me with his lance

 

[Tomie Ito]

Ok Elden Ring is killing it for me, I just finished the DLC and I 100% get the simping for this man:


Also THIS MF. I really love his character's voice, and there's just something about him calling the player a lamb/lambkin that does it for me.

 

[Jaws Of Hell]

Do men also have a thing for masked women like we do for masked men?

 

[Ms. Dia Gnosis]

Also THIS MF. I really love his character's voice, and there's just something about him calling the player a lamb/lambkin that does it for me.
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Speaking of the voice, Morgott might be ugly but he has such a buttery smooth voice that I can't help admiring it whenever I hear it. This also includes Messmer. I love his apathetic voice.

I've also never played RE but I really dig this man's vibe from the compilations I've seen

 

[Jaws Of Hell]

Speaking of the voice, Morgott might be ugly but he has such a buttery smooth voice that I can't help admiring it whenever I hear it. This also includes Messmer. I love his apathetic voice.

I've also never played RE but I really dig this man's vibe from the compilations I've seen
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[Ms. Dia Gnosis]

I didn't read the full title and played this normally in front of a family member...

I'm more into this version

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More pixel men I love

(Including any ASMR type content by his VA like this one)

Purely from 0

 

[PandaChai]

Do men also have a thing for masked women like we do for masked men?

Not quite what you asked, but men of a certain disposition also rather like masked men

Speaking of the voice, Morgott might be ugly but he has such a buttery smooth voice that I can't help admiring it whenever I hear it. This also includes Messmer. I love his apathetic voice.

I've also never played RE but I really dig this man's vibe from the compilations I've seen
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These were popular on tumblr a while back

Spoiler: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[California Newt]

Do men also have a thing for masked women like we do for masked men?

Only the based ones

 

[Boyfriend Free Girl]

Latefag here but I can't believe we've been through 6 pages and not a single kiwi here has mentioned these fine men

 

[We Are The Witches]

Who else but Raditz?