Because being completely owned by people who would agree with him on nearly everything if he weren't such a complete asshole cocksucker is way more funny than being dunked on by NAWTSEES.
Lol these are amazing. They should be stickers.
Assuming this to be true, does Pat support total ricker death?
The Comic Sans is an especially nice touch.
The lawsuit muddies the water and makes Rick a bit more sympathetic - people find it hard to believe someone could sue the Internet and fail so hard they paid someone $84k for the privilege.
Dark Hollow? I loved his books when I was in high school, and I find lots of scenes and concepts in his writing compelling. He now strikes me as one of those horror authors with borderline hypergraphia who broke through because they wrote about zombies in the late 2000s. His writing is not great.
You can say that about a lot of these new writers that are in their 40's and 50's. They're passable. Like Bracker's Stranded novel has been done countless times before but it's an okay read if you don't want to go back to one of your tried and true novels for a re-read.
Don't wish that evil on us.
If you send Patrick to Vienna you can finally have that Taylor Swift concert. No way Muslims would attack the place with such a large pig nearby.
Patrick got taken down by a small police woman, no way he'd be able to beat his wife. It's more likely she beats him with a phonebook.
I couldn’t get past the first paragraph:
Yea dark hollow and his first zombie novel.
