DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Derich is the new Candyman.

 

[Soylent Dora]

I bet someone is gong to clip it soon, but during the pre-stream, DSP commented on the incel post (starts around 12:57pm phil time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdqZP8QlQsw). I really like how the dude who pays ZERO attention to the trolls, always knows about each, no matter how obscure or deep down the iceberg, detractor meme.

Phil never stopped obsessing over what people say about him. The aloof/above it all act was just that - an act. His ego is way to high not to doomscroll all night thinking he's getting one step ahead of the detractors because he knows what they're saying. He probably war games it out in his head how he's going to flip the narrative. He's just too retarded to actually do anything smart about it.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Derich is the new Candyman.
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100% a larper, why isn't he tagging dsp? where is the spam? the unnecessary divulging of personal info? amateur!

jokes aside I do wonder where derich will go. will he be back in a thinly veiled sock account? will he find a new streamer to pester? or will he not even realize that he's been banned? you can still post in yt stream chats when banned, but the only person who sees it will be you. so it's very likely he's still there spamming random messages that only he will see. maybe that's for the best.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

100% a larper, why isn't he tagging dsp? where is the spam? the unnecessary divulging of personal info? amateur!

jokes aside I do wonder where derich will go. will he be back in a thinly veiled sock account? will he find a new streamer to pester? or will he not even realize that he's been banned? you can still post in yt stream chats when banned, but the only person who sees it will be you. so it's very likely he's still there spamming random messages that only he will see. maybe that's for the best.

I assume Phil e-mailed Derich and keeps in contact. Derich just retweeted a black porn girl getting anal prolapsed, so he's good.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Phil just blamed all his Top-Haters rants on Maddox. He claims all of those rants were just inspired by Maddox, the same way his 'The Last Space Nazi' was just Phil imitating Howard Stern.
It wasn't Phil's fault. He did nothing wrong. It was Maddox's fault he posted those things.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Who's even thought about Maddox in the last 15 years?

 

[Corpun]

Joon doc response in a nutshell.


Edit: Holy fuck, still smugly gloating about his fluke 'win' at EVO 2005 and getting one over on all the players he hated. TWENTY FUCKING YEARS AGO DAVE, GIVE IT UP!

 

[Kier Starmer]

Phil's entire defense is "It's a prank bro!" JFC

 

[nearbycoral]

Is it feasible to have consistently over 50% likes compared to your view count? While only 5% of your viewers use the chat. The strangest thing is, he gets extra views due to drama or sucking at the game, and you know those have to be detractors coming from restreams, he still get those 50% likes. I'm not buying that.

 

[myone]

Is it feasible to have consistently over 50% likes compared to your view count?

No. Normal engagement hovers between 5% - 10%. 10% if you have really good community. As always, DSP is a master of squeezing the most money/likes/attention out of his dents as possible. I'm sure there's some camgirls envious of his figures.

he still get those 50% likes. I'm not buying that.

You can buy it. There's no conspiracy, he's just crafty like that. He also averaged insane avg. contributions per viewer on Twitch. He's a skilled panhandler.

(Some people would say DSP has no skills, but that's clearly one talent of his. Especially for someone who has no entertaining or charismatic qualities...)

 

[TheLastFrogger]

Phil's entire defense is "It's a prank bro!" JFC

The worst kind of heel who cant even stick to his gimmick.

 

[Gramh]

He's not skilled as a panhandler more that there's just simply not enough people left in his audience that don't fit a profile of either someone who would give their life savings to a Nigerian Prince or are fascinated with gaslighting him into continuing to have a bold internet presence.

 

[myone]

He's not skilled as a panhandler

What are the skills of a good panhandler?

1. Persistence (big checkmark!)
2. Feigning distress (another big checkmark)
3. Attracting potential marks (YES! That's why a lot of scam mails are obviously bad, in order to weed out rational people who wouldn't fall for the scam... DSP does this accidentally, but he's very good at making his content retard-friendly)

 

[Poo Twister]

Documentary was average, it's nice and concise though which will be good for any new vortex dwellers to get dented to. Nothing new to divulge, except Joon outright calling him a liar and a faggot.

For long time fans: 5/10
New cunts: 7/10

Once again, massive shout out to PoP and his tips tracking for being insanely useful to the doc.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Documentary was average, it's nice and concise though which will be good for any new vortex dwellers to get dented to. Nothing new to divulge, except Joon outright calling him a liar and a faggot.

For long time fans: 5/10
New cunts: 7/10

Once again, massive shout out to PoP and his tips tracking for being insanely useful to the doc.

im glad you didnt die from ass cancer or whatever it was

 

[Gramh]

What are the skills of a good panhandler?

That's just the work of panhandling.
A GOOD panhandler? Charmisa is key, you have to be able to sell your "Woe is me but for a bite to eat" story. You also have to be particularly cunning at lying about why you're still at the same street corner asking for money. DSP lacks these learnable traits, and simply facetanks his way through to his monetary goals like a pavlovian nightmare smashing repeatedly the first button that gives him a treat till it stops and being completely blindsided by it till he can find a new treat button.

 

[OS Ghost]

The teasing of something we already knew continues.

 

[PieceofShet]

The teasing of something we already knew continues.
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DSP thinks he is soo smart with this. I bet he had a shot right after sending it.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I wonder if le epic troll will be the next word being "the", and the final one being something completely different.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

The teasing of something we already knew continues.
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When we get to Rafters:

YUP! IT WAS ME! Tune in to today's stream where I discuss WHY I had to keep this a secret for so long! We'll also be doing a Faction Feud, and pulling some AWESOME HOGANS BROTHER! Believe me you are NOT going to want to miss this stream!