Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[TTD = Total Tarkov Death]

I know I’m a fucking retard, but I’m almost positive there’s no kiwifarms discord.

Okay well if there’s no kiwifarms discord, how am I the most beloved shit poster there? Make it make sense bro.

 

[Kees H]

I know I’m a fucking retard, but I’m almost positive there’s no kiwifarms discord.

There totally is, I just poosted a great meme about how retarded you are in #memes.

 

[UaineRunei]

There totally is, I just poosted a great meme about how retarded you are in #memes.

Yeah and I reacted with
Good shit.

 

[TTD = Total Tarkov Death]

There totally is, I just poosted a great meme about how retarded you are in #memes.

I reacted with one of our custom swastika emojis. It’s so fun how many custom emojis we have. Totally worth becoming true and honest to get access.

 

[Blackstar]

Yooooo shootout whoever boosted the server

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

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[Bruno Powroznik]

Idk what T&H is but I can't afford it right now. I basically lost all my money trying to study and replicate Austin's betting pattern the time he ran up 200k

Dude, that means you are THIS fucking close to a big win dude. Look, there must be some unsucked cock in your area so you can make more money to finally get the big win you are owed.

ONLY LOSERS QUIT

KEEP GAMBLING​

 

[Dracula]

Have we officially entered the *chirp* saga ?

 

[Spergichu]

I'm not supposed to tell you guys this, but Bossman has a secret sock account in the Kiwi Discord and the "smoke detector chirps" are actually a custom notification sound he has set for whenever someone is talking about him.

 

[Kees H]

Have we officially entered the *chirp* saga ?

His second CHIRP saga. The last one ended with Bossman going to jail and him coming back to a smoke detector with a fresh battery. I hope it ends better than it did last time for our nigga.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

chirping constantly is a weird thing to do. it's making him feel some kind of way about fire safety in his own house.

 

[LiquidCancer]

The chirp is so loud its like right beside his PC

 

[LavenderMenace]

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Bossmanjack's smoke detector started beeping.

Imma make a bold prediction for the future.

Bossman is gonna get with a black chick.

Discuss.

 

[postfeetpls]

The chirp is so loud its like right beside his PC

How is it even possible not to notice this? It's so fucking loud I bet his parents can hear it. How do they sleep with this thing beeping on top of that other thing yelling? It's all so bizarre

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

I thought it was my alarm for a sec when I first heard it lol So we are sitting at about 11 hours of chirp saga. Has anyone checked the official Vegas Over/Under on the amount of days the chirps will last? If Austin lived alone Id place it EASILY at 30+ days but since he lives with his parents I think it highly effects the odds. Im going lock my bet in at 7 days.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Austin gets his dad to change the smoke detector battery, but the chirp persists. He goes AFK in CS comp too, of course. It couldn't wait even though it's been like that for a long while

 

[Kees H]

Austin finally tried to fix the ceiling bird, first by himself, and then he gets his dad to do it for him.

Dad storms up to his room to replace the battery, but as he doesn't want to be on stream, Austin has to rush upstairs to make sure rat dad doesn't make a on stream appearance, cucking us out of content.

After a couple of minutes, Austin returns, AND THE CEILING BIRD IS STILL CHIRPING. Austin asks if it takes a while for the smoke alarm to stop chirping to his chat.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

A grown ass man needs his dad to change a battery. The dad, still failed. These people are useless.

 

[Slav Power]

I'm just amazed he can still hear the chirp in the first place.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Wiggers.