Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[Iron Jaguar]

the amount of DUDE and BRO they use seems like some cringey LARP

Well, yes. Because it is.

 

[TismFarmer]

I personally hate everyone involved in committing FGM, regardless of their gender or whether it's in a hut in Africa or medical facility in the developed world.

The frightening thing is, that even talking about what we know to be actual FGM, most cases are now done in medical facilities! A horrifying crossover between primitive beliefs and modern medicine...

 

[Hubelublub]

For some reason a lot of people think this contrived baby talk comes across as cute and relatable. That's why they talk like that. Grown women don't talk like that either. It's a particular linguistic uniform that's very much a chosen affectation.

I wouldn't let the baby talk fool you. Replace all the retarded 'lil' with 'little', and it's clearly written by a female.

it sorta hurts a lil ?

Only a woman would write this. Men will write "it hurts" or more likely "I hurt", because men don't minimise their pain. A few sentences later she's writing it's "not that bad" and "it doesn't really hurt at all"; men are more binary in their approach, either it hurts or it doesn't. Men don't ask questions, they assert statements as fact. Men don't pepper their thoughts with limiting qualifiers such as 'sorta', 'really' and 'a little'. Men don't ask if what they're saying "makes any sense???".

A man would also be far more graphic about his bodily functions. She's far too technical. Just look at how troons talk about a fistula versus pooners. Troons will essentially quote a doctor when they use the word 'fistula' but from then on it's a 'hole' where shit is coming out.

Fistulissa's descriptions are revolting, because he's a man. This pooner's descriptions aren't, because she's a woman.

 

[Amin Yasister]

Plus you get to buy two sets of gloves now, one to fit your normal dainty little woman hand, and the other to fit your fat-old-lady-with-congestive-heart-failure hand. Such a manly experience!

She has a little rotdog.

On the other hand it's massive.

 

[Quack_Quack]

When the Smelly Smash Players thing happened there were loads of idiots yelling about how telling people to bathe is ableist because some people are overstimulated by soap, and insensitive to the poor, and so on. As if poor people are walking around with flies buzzing around their heads like cartoon hobos.

Demographic wise I count as poor. But soap is decently cheap and readily accessible. They have no excuse..

she can pee standing up if she keeps her legs squeezed together

So, if she adds pressure she can? They need an erectile implant that's basically a bladder based piss cannon

 

[pink cigarettes]

This pooner got her right thigh flayed for a rotdog, and it seems to have affected blood flow to that leg to such an extent that her right foot is now noticeably colder than her left:

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Again with this bullshit of referring to their rotdogs by the male pronoun.

What does it look like? Well, she made this post a while ago about fashioning a "penis cloud" to prop up the rotdog during recovery.

Spoiler: It's exactly as autistic as it sounds. Also no idea why she censored the "tip" of her 'dog.

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I wonder what will happen when she runs out of copium fumes to huff and realize she's crippled herself severely and irrevocably for something that will never look or work like a penis in any shape, way or form.

No big deal bro just a minor inconvenience bro my circulation is all fucked up and I need to sleep with a special heating pad but it's all good bro also my muscles randomly quit on me like I'm an ancient cripple but I love it 10/10 bro

Correct. There's a certain type of girl who learns to manipulate a certain type of man with baby talk. They end up doing it into adulthood and it's fucking annoying.
A family member is married to a woman who does this because she thinks it makes her sound cute and feminine. It actually makes her sound like an insufferable dimwit. - Think of 'Shirley' from 'Community'.

Ime it's also a possible red flag for "got molested at the age my voice sounds like, never dealt with it, possibly developed a personality disorder instead"

 

[Helvetia]

Pooners Exulansic

she looks like fucking jeremy renner. imagine going through all that, and ending up looking like goddamn jeremy renner.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

she looks like fucking jeremy renner. imagine going through all that, and ending up looking like goddamn jeremy renner.

A shorter Jeremy Renner, no less.

 

[Fapcop]

Yet another way these medical monstrosities is nothing like an actual dick, lol!

 

[Topaz Eyes]

but hey, she can pee standing up if she keeps her legs squeezed together, so that's a small win! ...right, doodz?

Her shower must smell horrible if she has the cleaning skills of many trans individuals. It probably smells strongly of pee when the shower steam gets going.

 

[Potato Burrito]

This pooner got her right thigh flayed for a rotdog, and it seems to have affected blood flow to that leg to such an extent that her right foot is now noticeably colder than her left:

As others have said, it's striking how female-coded every one of these pooners are. More female-coded than women normally are, even.

Mangodragon01, the pooner previously chronicled here, informs us that she's now peeing from both her rotdog and an additional fistula, and peeing from the 'dog actually causes her more discomfort:

Another one rife with minimizing. Butchers must love pooners, you don't have to bother minimizing the severity of their self-inflicted medical problems, they'll do it for you. Again, female-coded as fuck. Women are great at gaslighting themselves, questioning their own experiences and emotional reactions to said experiences. If there's ever a time to be a hysterical woman it's when you're pissing sideways out of a hole in your flesh roll or can't feel your fucking foot after getting a meaty chunk of leg sliced out of you. But they're all like So what I can't feel my toes, I might be able to stand to pee after 10 more surgeries!

they all write like fucking women is what gets me the most with these pooners LMFAO and the amount of DUDE and BRO they use seems like some cringey LARP

Do we have a consensus on why pooners are all the womenest women to ever woman in the way they write and act? It's quite funny. You can clock them all in the first sentence or two. Plenty of women (actual women) are "stealth" on the internet due to using more neutral or even masculine-sounding language because they don't want to be treated like women by always-online men. These chicks? They may as well wear a sign that says I'M A WOMAN in big glittery letters.

I bet if you ran all r/phallo text through a gender identifying AI it would come back 90-95% female.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

Pooners operate in spaces where being hurt and oppressed and sensitive are the bare minimum requirements for entry.
Naturally they have to turn up the empathy dial, the pandering, the softy wordy huggy nice nice, otherwise they’d all end up offending the fuck out of each other in a day and 41%ing.

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

I wonder what will happen when she runs out of copium fumes to huff and realize she's crippled herself severely and irrevocably for something that will never look or work like a penis in any shape, way or form.

Maybe that never happens for her, the obliviousness to what's technically going on shields her, ignorance is her strength:

I assume it's because the blood supply is prioritizing to the giant wound on my leg.

Yeah, I don't think that's how it works, lil pooner.
The constricted blood supply might have something to do with them having taken out a whole piece of your fucking inner leg, blood vessels and all...
Should've taken the slower and safer more horrific approach:

The delayed flap technique involves severing the blood supply to the tissue of the upper thigh that will become the phallus, with the exception the main blood supply, while leaving the tissue in its anatomical location. This will allow the tissue some time to adapt the new blood supply before being moved to the “new” location, usually about 4-6 months. *The delayed flap is an additional step in the ALT Phalloplasty outlined above.

Crane Center

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Do we have a consensus on why pooners are all the womenest women to ever woman in the way they write and act?

Because "woman" is the word that looms largest in their subconscious.

 

[Hubelublub]

Do we have a consensus on why pooners are all the womenest women to ever woman in the way they write and act?

Turbo-autism? You can tell they're trying to sound like men, but because they're retarded autists, they can only do simplistic word replacement for the most obvious things, so they end up saying jarring shit like "hey dudes, I love jacking off with my new phallus, it's great man, but I think maybe it hurts a little, do you bros think maybe I should get it checked out??"
If they just wrote how normal women write it wouldn't be as noticeable, but they try too hard and it just makes their failures more obvious.
Like how troons somehow manage to look more masculine wearing makeup and a wig than they did when they just dressed like normal men. Autism means they understand the rule, but not the concept.

 

[Point and Laugh]

If there's ever a time to be a hysterical woman it's when you're pissing sideways out of a hole in your flesh roll

I do think women are very used to downplaying pain, partly because we’re expected to. Even when we shouldn’t.

But I think in the case of pooners, the only reason is because they can never, under any circumstance express negativity towards their life saving and totally affirming mutilations. It’s simple sunk cost fallacy.

 

[Swede]

I do think women are very used to downplaying pain, partly because we’re expected to. Even when we shouldn’t.

But I think in the case of pooners, the only reason is because they can never, under any circumstance express negativity towards their life saving and totally affirming mutilations. It’s simple sunk cost fallacy.

Sunk cost phalloplasty

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I do think women are very used to downplaying pain, partly because we’re expected to. Even when we shouldn’t.

But I think in the case of pooners, the only reason is because they can never, under any circumstance express negativity towards their life saving and totally affirming mutilations. It’s simple sunk cost fallacy.

That and the fact that the severed nerves don’t work any more. They might complain about lack of sensation, but if they had any they’d regret it every second of the day.

 

[AfghanBlue]

It's always like that. In every cult, the most ardent followers are women. Even under Communism it was notable that the worst excesses were by women.

Apart from like, every massacre and genocide. Lol.
Maos wife I'll give you, she was a crazy bitch.

In the little sub saharn African places that do the FGM it's usually a mateiarchal thing, but in the northern African Muslim countries, Egypt etc, where it's actually a very modern practice and an iteration of the extemist islam that's comes in through the last few decades, it's performed and enforced by men (because everything is within it).

 

[Coldsteel the Hedgehog]

Not sure why it's so easy to believe that socially vulnerable girls are conditioned to willingly mutilate themselves because male-lead society convinces them they are unworthy of being women and encourage others to do the same, but suddenly when it comes to FGM it doesn't make sense and must just be because women are batshit insane as a baseline. It's the same shit with a different coat of paint.

Back on topic, @Hubelublub is right -- but I'll also add a lot of these girls don't actually have many men in their lives, so they don't really know what real guys are like. Their ideas of how men behave is based on fictional characters who are, surprise, often written by women,