2024-08-25 - Alyssa Mercante: "Your Client’s Threat to Tortiously Invade Alyssa Mercante’s Privacy"

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Wouldn't be the first time a paralegal stole some of the company stationary to send a letter on behalf of a friend without the firm's approval/knowledge....

Though it could be theorized that Two-Ton is trying to whip up some billable hours in an attempt to move up the ladder, as well. We're not discussing particularly ethical people here.

Edit: Further noggin jogging.
 
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2. Lane A. Haygood is licensed in TEXAS with an office listed in Texas. Phone numbers DONT match those provided on the letter AND Texas Attorney Registration DOES NOT HAVE other states licensed to practice for Lane Haygood? [But the HEADER of the letter claims its a NEW YORK Firm]?
I don't believe he's a partner or associate. He may have a more distant or contractual relationship of the "of counsel" sort. That would mean he's employed by the firm for some things (maybe even just having someone in Texas), but more or less manages his own affairs. The fact the firm also has Akiva Cohen means they're probably sympathetic with whatever this guy is trying to accomplish, but they might not be with profoundly unprofessional correspondence like this.
 
I don't believe he's a partner or associate. He may have a more distant or contractual relationship of the "of counsel" sort. That would mean he's employed by the firm for some things (maybe even just having someone in Texas), but more or less manages his own affairs. The fact the firm also has Akiva Cohen means they're probably sympathetic with whatever this guy is trying to accomplish, but they might not be with profoundly unprofessional correspondence like this.
I wonder if we will get to read a reply sent to this threat and who this reply would be addressed to other than Lane Gayhood.

I would love to see the faces of professional lawyers reading that filth printed and sent on their company paper.
 
IF someone else posted this information here previously, just delete this one.

I am confused.
Perhaps HARDIN, Null, AnOminous, etc can figure this Mercante Lolyer out. See screencaps below. I agree with everyone else on here, this letter does not seem like it was written by a practicing attorney.

1. Phone contact numbers on the ABSURD letter do not match the kusklaw website.

2. Lane A. Haygood is licensed in TEXAS with an office listed in Texas. Phone numbers DONT match those provided on the letter AND Texas Attorney Registration DOES NOT HAVE other states licensed to practice for Lane Haygood? [But the HEADER of the letter claims its a NEW YORK Firm]?

3. Lane Haygood is NOT listed as an attorney at the kusklaw website I found.

4. NY Attorney Registration search does have an attorney number for Lane but why is Neither State listed on the other state's atty registration pages?

5. BOTH states report Lane Haygood is SOLO Practitioner.

6. Did I mention the phone number on the letter does not match the firm numbers on the respective state registrations?
I take it that Lane Haygood is another pointless male ally of Alyssa Mercante?
 
Wouldn't be the first time a paralegal stole some of the company stationary to send a letter on behalf of a friend without the firm's approval/knowledge....

Though it could be theorized that Two-Ton is trying to whip up some billable hours in an attempt to move up the ladder, as well. We're not discussing particularly ethical people here.

Edit: Further noggin jogging.
Twoton spends hours agreeing with herself on Twitter with her alts especially that Bettikenough account, hard to tell how far the mental hamplanet would go.
 
Lame Fagwood looks like the kind of creepy bar-dwelling fuck that watches RedLetterMedia religiously and unironically enjoys the smell of his own shit.
Can't wait to see him and Alyssa get viciously buttfucked in court if they're actually stupid enough to go through with things.
 

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Lame Fagwood looks like the kind of creepy bar-dwelling fuck that watches RedLetterMedia religiously and unironically enjoys the smell of his own shit.
Can't wait to see him and Alyssa get viciously buttfucked in court if they're actually stupid enough to go through with things.
That's definitley the face of someone who considers himself a "hentai connoisseur".
 
Lame Fagwood looks like the kind of creepy bar-dwelling fuck that watches RedLetterMedia religiously and unironically enjoys the smell of his own shit.
Can't wait to see him and Alyssa get viciously buttfucked in court if they're actually stupid enough to go through with things.
And InterRacialBowelSyndrome pointed out he had the face of:
A "hentai Connoisseur"

OldTonto used the name: Two-Ton

How can I LIKE these to the moon, and wish each a million likes.

THE NAMES are awesome on the Farms!!!!
Ok. I may be easily amused
 
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