Concord - robots with pronouns

[Mikoyan]

So what would be the way to unlock Lyman?

Same way as in the strip. Lockpicks in the basement.

 

[Rich Evans Ayypologist]

We won a game of chicken with this shit only because a global pandemic derailed the train.

The global pandemic that drove the interest rate to 0% and led to the largest, most-obscene glut in modern history of tech companies taking on ridiculous amounts of debt and expanding at breakneck pace?

Unless you specifically told Powell to crank it from 0 to 5, the market didn't move the needle. In that world, this $200M loss wouldn't lead the company to change its course, because the loss was easy to swallow: just have a big hit and it'll get paid off in a couple decades over easy. With compounding interest at much sharper rates, this is the kind of stain that could sink a company that didn't have as many assets to casually liquidate as Sony.

That's why you've seen so many closures in the last year or so: it's not 'terrible market conditions,' it's a market correction. They bloated up when debt was cheap and, despite all their lobbying, couldn't get the rate lowered. They kept alive bad projects and bad ideas because the cost of doing so was marginal.

 

[Alter Ego]

I just realized that all the YouTubers who want to cover this colossal trainwreck of a game with any real depth only have a handful of days to play it and record all the footage they'll ever have before the plug gets pulled.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

I wonder if there's one guy out there who's like punching holes in his walls and shouting "FUCK! I'll NEVER get to play this game again now! I got such high gamer ranks on it and everything!"

 

[Glowie]

Ah, yes, the "billion dollar IP"
How could I forget? Hopefully, crowbcat makes a (good) video on Concord.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ4v2LgVlEA

Epic games should've died after jazz jackrabbit 2 and Left forgotten in PC era, they grew worse and worse over time and now GoW is a literal handholding simulator kept afloat by nostalgia and consoomer slaves to company. I've been following them when they were making DOS games that they abandoned, then riding trend after trend after trend to current era of identity politics. They got the kiss of death.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I just realized that all the YouTubers who want to cover this colossal trainwreck of a game with any real depth only have a handful of days to play it and record all the footage they'll ever have before the plug gets pulled.

Ross game dungeon : Concord .
I doubt it, but hes literally done that before, scrambling to play a game to get footage before shutdown.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Why the fuck would you ever make a 200 million Dollar videogame? I'm no Business guy, but that idea sounds stupid.

Hollywood accounting and tax wright offs.

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

I'm big into class/hero shooters, so this game actually managed to intrigue me for around 10 seconds. First bit of gameplay made it seem like hero shooter but with more traditional gunplay, that's a decent pitch, but after watching a bit more gameplay you realize that the abilities themselves are all incredibly boring which defeats the whole point of a hero shooter. If this game didn't have one bit of wokeness in it I still think it'd have failed as hard

 

[unaboomer]

Might have been mentioned already but I saw some videos (don't have them now, unfortunately) of this fucking faggot going to stores and asking them to show him physical copies of the game and going:
"I'm in this game, this game is me! I'm playing this character"
To which people would reply "oh, uh, really?"
And he'd go "do you want me to autograph it?"

SUFFER, TRANNY

This one?

 

[Glowie]

Ross game dungeon : Concord .
I doubt it, but hes literally done that before, scrambling to play a game to get footage before shutdown.

Dead game alert good sir. Gaming dungeon is for games that are long forgotten.

 

[Lupin The Turd]

Should also mention the modded version of Ashley seems to more resemble the original mode (who's 26 years old.)
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I find the mod dumb but I'm not gonna throw a fit over it and call anyone a pedo for using it. I certainly don't think the official in game model does her scan model dirty though. Of course the real model is gonna look prettier, she's a model. Perfect hair, dolled up with contour shaping makeup. Ashley is just a high class girl who's been kidnapped for days in a musty backwoods village, she's not gonna look her peak.

 

[Chick in Jockey]

According to Alyssa Mercante (who wants to sue Kiwi Farms), if you're glad that Concord is shutting down along with DEI / SBI going down too, you're a "piece of shit with gingivitis".
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And she's a deadbeat whore with twenty STDs who's sugar-daddies think she peaked in elementary school, so what if teh hecking gaymurs have the teeth of a britbong?

Okay, that post about Cliffy Bitchboy asking what was woke about Concord, maybe Crowbcat spoke too soon. We shouldn't give Cliffy "Cuck" Bitchboy an apology for Lawbreakers and Radical Heights bombing.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

I'm surprised Ash Parrish and Jason Schreier doesn't have a Kiwi Farms thread yet.

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

Blackrock will cover the loss, all they care about is the goyim being expensed to diverse and queer propaganda.

 

[Snekposter]

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Its being memory holed on the PSN store.

And Steam.

Robocop is what an adaptation should be, if half the games that Sony and Microsoft put out were made with half as much love and attention to detail as Robocop the industry would enter a golden age.

Robocop was an absolutely amazing game that perfectly nailed what it was like to be RoboCop. When you aren't writing parking tickets and issuing citations for littering you're blowing apart a courthouse to free some hostages.

 

[Philier]

Concord? More like go fucking kill yourself fags. I don't feel like joking about these pieces of shit. I unironically hope some of the devs off themselves.

This one?
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"First AAA game with a black trans woman!"
*Game kills itself*

 

[rareblacklobster]

lol

 

[MeltyTW]

gingivitis

"you dont brush your teeth as much as you should" really owning the chuds there. enjoy the streets when your rag closes down lol, maybe you and the concord and dustborn devs can create chaz 2 behind the denny's

Sony has just become another tendril of california's media oligarchy and it REALLY fucking shows. Most people still just use ps3 and ps4 which speaks fucking volumes of the current sony situation.

at this point if theyre pressed about media that doesnt fit the message itd be cheaper to just buy the companies making it and just shut it down. no ones going to watch gay nigger faggots being gay nigger faggots you either gotta give people something interesting which means going against the message even if just the bare minimum of doing that or theyre just going to abandon these markets entirely. and itll just give propaganda fuel to your opponents when you keep making historically bad stinkers

 

[Absolutego]

I wonder if there's one guy out there who's like punching holes in his walls and shouting "FUCK! I'll NEVER get to play this game again now! I got such high gamer ranks on it and everything!"

The closest I've seen is some of the more dedicated completionists out there seething that they have like two days to grind out all the cheevos the game has before Sony Old Yellers the servers.

 

[Not Funny]

I wonder if there's one guy out there who's like punching holes in his walls and shouting "FUCK! I'll NEVER get to play this game again now! I got such high gamer ranks on it and everything!"

The one retard who got a platinum on it.