Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fapcop]

This guy needs a thread made on him, he fullfils the person of interest requirements if not the lolcow ones.

As I told you before, he's not merely a king, he's the new king lawpope of the sector! He has been given his divine throne by the lord himself, previously tainted by the Balldo wearing heretic! All praise the new lawpope, Shaun the king! Shall he feast on many a divine sandwich!

As the man who originally crowned Nick the Lawpope, it is my honor and pleasure to announce that SEAN IS THE TRUE AND HONEST LAWPOPE.

Nick has been exposed as the balldo wearing, pedo adjacent antipope for all to see and mock.

HAIL LAWPOPE SEAN!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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I found this fanart someone made for him in 2019. the weak chin, the bulbous gross nose, smug but also looking like he has down syndrome. its perfect in ways the artist obviously never meant it to be. If only he was holding a glass of milk and not booze, this would be my new avatar.

It's probably even better knowing that there's a big chance that the artist hates him now.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

As the man who originally crowned Nick the Lawpope, it is my honor and pleasure to announce that SEAN IS THE TRUE AND HONEST LAWPOPE.

Nick has been exposed as the balldo wearing, pedo adjacent antipope for all to see and mock.

HAIL LAWPOPE SEAN!

Now we start the wait to see what will be the trigger to Sean's online celebrity downfall. My bet is on vore.

 

[SMOCAINE 4]

I really wonder what Nick does with his time nowday.s

He used to stream almost every night... Now... Nothing but silence.

Driving the kids around, obviously!
He probably bugs the lawyers for a bit at some point every day or so.

For recreation, he probably spends most of the day seething in many different forms. Begins the day by Venting to the wives, venting on Twitter (A.k.a responding to every reply from BalldoBuster69 and AaronCreampiedMyWfe), DM’ing his remaining supporters and DM’ing smaller creators to start new relationships .

I assume that as soon as he blows off enough steam, he’ll return to the internet to lurk. He will then start watching streams/reading this thread, where he will begin to seethe again, and will repeat the cycle. Ouroballdos.

 

[Captain Manning]

It was discovered a few weeks ago that Karl’s longtime partner in DabbleCon, the co-founder and frequent cohost of shows on the The Shuli Network, Isolino Presutti, has been convicted of possessing and distributing nearly 6,000 photos of children being sexually abused and tortured. Karl, Shuli and Iso’s other collaborators have been scrambling to memory-hole this news and have claimed they had no idea the person they spent dozens of hours per week working with was running a CSAM ring.

Da fuck?!?

So wait... their solution to helping memory hole that is to turn around and cozy up to Dax, Vito, and Melton?

What the fuck is wrong with these people? I don't think I've ever seen a more disgusting collection of people that the current crop of Balldoguards.

Maybe Torswats, I guess. They did put people's lives in danger.

 

[CoomerTine]

Now we start the wait to see what will be the trigger to Sean's online celebrity downfall. My bet is on vore.

Probably calorie intake

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

So Nicholas Robert Rekieta, the man who cited the threat of supposed internet pedophiles as the reason why his omnibus shouldn't be televised and why the bodycam footage can't be released, is now cozying up to a man who has gone out of his way to locate the photos and names of Aaron Amholte's children. Not only that, this man has used their images in his thumbnails and is continually making sexual jokes about them. Why? Because Nick's busted hotwife sent Aaron her nudes of (presumably) her own free will where he later showed them to other people.

Bold strategy, Cotton. That being said, I sure hope that nobody is genuinely shocked by this development. After all, Nicholas Robert Rekieta is also the man who:

1. Idolizes the film American Beauty, saying it's his favorite and that he relates to it. (X)
2. Retroactively downplayed Cuties and made excuses for its defenders.
3. Has cozied up to Vito the Pedo and Dax Herrera, a.k.a Dick Masterson, a.k.a Juju the Cow, a.k.a the man who likes to get fucked in the ass whilst dressed as a bovine.
4. Is a longtime friend and defender of Drexel "Muh Dick" Yarbrough, who famously bragged about fucking a girl who was basically his stepdaughter since she was a child the second she was over 18.
5. Is an associate of Ethan Ralph.
6. Brought up hentai to Kyle Rittenhouse during his interview with him. (X)
7. Made a sexual joke about a child victim of neglect and abuse. (X)

Wew lad. ETA: per @Melty Butter (citations pending).

8. He likes women to look like prepubescent girls or pubescent boys: anorexic with no hips.​

9. He never hired an assistant due to confidential legal cases on his devices. No one believed that excuse.​

10. He's waffled on the age of consent as evidenced in this clip (X)​

 

[Henri Barbusse]

Is a longtime friend and defender of Drexel "Muh Dick" Yarbrough, who famously bragged about fucking a girl who was basically his stepdaughter since she was a child the second she was over 18.

Does that make Drexel the least pedophiliac of Nick's friends?

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Karl loves cumia so he has no problems with people wanting to fuck kids or abuse women.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

It's probably even better knowing that there's a big chance that the artist hates him now.

it was made by what looked like an anime person. probably from the vic case.

 

[Strix454]

That cocaine possession is just going to go away if the steel toe cuck can't testify that it's cocaine. What even are lab results?

No foolish Kiwi. As Nick has said, the state must prove that Nick used cocaine. Without their star witness they will not be able to prove that Nick ever used cocaine. If Nick keeps saying this enough, the prosecutor and judge will agree. They will have no choice but to arrest the police, arrest everyone at CPS and arrest evil judge pussy liquor. The criminal conspiracy in local government will be exposed and Nick will be given a million dollars.

Nick has Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA. A warlock like him can never lose to some judge. WINNING!

 

[AnOminous]

Doesn't he now have 5 kids to raise? Plus another wife to cherish?

Does anyone really believe the cokehead Balldo Man really just got his kids back with total control of how much cocaine he gets to give them every day?

Isn’t it interesting that Dax has so many connections to pedophiles and pedophile shielders?

Who cares what words come out of the tiny little scrunched up face Diddler Molesterson has on his humongous bald head?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

If Aaron goes to prison then at the very least I hope Nick follows him to the same prison. That way Aaron can enjoy prison.

 

[Sammich]

Nick, like Ralph, hates his kids.

Probably swimming against the current with this take, but I think Ralph loves his kids, he's not capable of doing it the right way, he was never really taught. Nick on the other hand seems to be upset at his for interupting his life.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Flat Broke Geno called in to one of these gay dabbleverse puppet show streamers to talk shit about Rekieta, Aaron, and the qover/cuck-couple or whatever the fuck it’s called. I haven’t watched this yet and I don’t know if I will because from what I know of the “dabbleverse” there’s more than one channel like this. There’s one that’s just a v-tuber/PNGtuber that’s just an ear of corn? And another one (that got deleted recently) that was just a potato?

Anyway here you guys go maybe someone can pan for gold in this faggy puppetshow clip

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So wait... their solution to helping memory hole that is to turn around and cozy up to Dax, Vito, and Melton?

Yep; and Nick Rekieta is pitching in to help. Father of the Year is a lock!

 

[Major]

So Nicholas Robert Rekieta, the man who cited the threat of supposed internet pedophiles as the reason why his omnibus shouldn't be televised and why the bodycam footage can't be released, is now cozying up to a man who has gone out of his way to locate the photos and names of Aaron Amholte's children. Not only that, this man has used their images in his thumbnails and is continually making sexual jokes about them. Why? Because Nick's busted hotwife sent Aaron her nudes of (presumably) her own free will where he later showed them to other people.

Bold strategy, Cotton. That being said, I sure hope that nobody is genuinely shocked by this development. After all, Nicholas Robert Rekieta is also the man who:

1. Idolizes the film American Beauty, saying it's his favorite and that he relates to it.
2. Retroactively downplayed Cuties and made excuses for its defenders.
3. Has cozied up to Vito the Pedo and Dax Herrera, a.k.a Dick Masterson, a.k.a Juju the Cow, a.k.a the man who likes to get fucked in the ass whilst dressed as a bovine.
4. Is a longtime friend and defender of Drexel "Muh Dick" Yarbrough, who famously bragged about fucking a girl who was basically his stepdaughter since she was a child the second she was over 18.
5. Is an associate of Ethan Ralph.
6. Brought up hentai to Kyle Rittenhouse during his interview with him.
7. Made a sexual joke about a child victim of neglect and abuse.

Wew lad.

We need a good look at Nick's hard drive

 

[Fapcop]

Now we start the wait to see what will be the trigger to Sean's online celebrity downfall. My bet is on vore.

Sean’s downfall is an easy one to predict.

Getting high on glue as he assembles models, revealing an uncomfortably detailed knowledge of hentai, and suddenly dropping hints about having a fursona.

We need a good look at Nick's hard drive

50$ says there’s some shady stuff there.

Nick strikes me as the type to surf Telegram for cp, but defending it with: “It’s not like that, the pics were of a 17 year old!”

Does that make Drexel the least pedophiliac of Nick's friends?

For a long time, everyone assumed that Drex was the most degenerate of Nick’s associates.

Now the BalldoPope has sunk so low that DREX HAD TO CUT TIES, because he can’t defend that shit.

If anyone had said a year ago that Drex was the wholesome one of the two, they’d been laughed off the board yet here we are.

 

[Strix454]

Flat Broke Geno called in to one of these gay dabbleverse puppet show streamers to talk shit about Rekieta, Aaron, and the qover/cuck-couple or whatever the fuck it’s called. I haven’t watched this yet and I don’t know if I will because from what I know of the “dabbleverse” there’s more than one channel like this. There’s one that’s just a v-tuber/PNGtuber that’s just an ear of corn? And another one (that got deleted recently) that was just a potato?

Anyway here you guys go maybe someone can pan for gold in this faggy puppetshow clip

Listening to that was painful, but I did it. The audio isn't great or always easy to understand.

- Geno snitched, but he is carefully trying to argue here that he wasn't a snitch. IMO he is trying to cover his ass because he doesn't look so good in this.
- Geno maybe suggests he will not testify. But I wouldn't count on it.
- He shits on April alot.
- Around 11 minutes in - Geno - the main witness w/Keanu that matters in the complaint against Aaron - explains how nothing is his fault.
- Geno sticks to a story that he has to answer police questions if the police from another state contact him and there is no choice but to do so.
- Then Geno says that he had to snitch because Aaron dragged him "into his revenge porn bullshit".
- At around 14 minutes some idiot caller starts talking to Geno about he can cooperate with the prosecution and testify without coming to minnesota.
- If Geno did anything that other people think was like revenge porn, what Geno did was totally not revenge porn and he is morally superior to Aaron in every way.
- Toward the very end, they start talking about Geno's dick or pictures of his dick. I don't know. All these people are really gay.

 

[3MMA]

- Geno snitched, but he is carefully trying to argue here that he wasn't a snitch
-If Geno did anything that other people think was like revenge porn, what Geno did was totally not revenge porn and he is morally superior to Aaron in every way.

From the ungodly amount of Geno watching I’ve committed in the last 24 hours, I noticed that he seemed to be trying hard to cover his ass, too. He ain’t no snitch! It was all everyone else’s fault, except his gawdawful harpy of a fiancé, Keanu, who only totally played him if what he’s spinning is correct. Geno fell for it, & continues to, he’s simply seething for the benefit of his precious online reputation. Would be cool if he actually broke rank because Cuck Rackets & his wolf-wives fucking caught Geno like a fish on the line.