What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[Farsided]

That's an interesting idea, though I wonder what would be left to conquer at that point? Immigration is a failure by all measurable metrics, with the exception of pissing off the natives.

Divide and Rule might be more apt since they're already at the top.
Unfettered mass immigration makes sure there's enough tension and the red tape that goes along with it for only a select few to rise to the top.
Host country becomes a shithole, immigrant's native countries remain shitholes because they lose manpower (and let's not forget those PhD's & engineers.)

Any other trajectory would be better than the absolute shitshow that's on the horizon. Even for the-power-that-be, but you gotta fuck around to find out. Hubris is a bitch.

The insects are dying and no one notices or cares.
I am certain lights at night are a factor given how insects live, reproduce, navigate, etc. but no one wants to talk about that either.

Pesticides, loss of habitat, either in the wild or because of most gardens being lawns and not much else.
Insects also aren't seen as animals on their own right. More like parasites or nuisances.

I've done a few things in the garden since last year, it already paid off.
Pile of logs for shelters, wood chips instead of getting rid of branches in a recycling centre, shallow water bowls etc.
Sonic showed up, foxes, moles, all sort of critters. Even caught a glimpses of slow worms and dragonflies.
I'm waiting on a badger to show up to reboot 'The Animals of Farthing Wood'.

 

[celebrityskin]

Caribbean and Sub Saharan African homophobia are a result of sexual abuse of males during the Empire days.

 

[Otterly]

The insects are dying and no one notices or cares.
I am certain lights at night are a factor given how insects live, reproduce, navigate, etc. but no one wants to talk about that either.

They are. You used to drive and your windscreen and radiator would be covered in them. Not any more. I have noticed a massive drop in insects everywhere. The bees turn up later in the season and there are fewer of them. There are a few species of ‘bugs’ that seem to be doing ok - the big horseflies, spiders (not insects but whatever) and slugs but there’s not the sheer variety there used to be. I used to see our lavender covered in bees and butterflies, dozens per plant, now it’s one or two. I plant flowers in between the veg to get things pollinated but it’s not worked the last couple of years and I’ve had to hand pollinate things.

I HATE this. It should be a caneable offense.
If your business is closed, turn off the goddamn lights.

Security I guess. Dark equals robbed .

 

[Sebben Crudele II]

Jews

 

[melty]

I will say though, jesus absolute christ. I never heard any details about the Wayfair conspiracy (it was before I got into esoteric shit and conspiracies.) How could it not be what's happening if the names of missing children are all the names of some random identical shelves???

I think it's like on Amazon when you will see the same item listed many times with weird random names like "BRYZZ" and "ELUTID".
Wayfair is a marketplace like Amazon. It doesn't help that people nowadays give their actual children names that look like Chinese spam brand names. It's also a marketing tactic to give things people names, especially with pricey dresses, but I can see it for furniture too.
Why would you even want to traffick a 17 year old male? He looks like he would beat the shit out of you for trying.
I never believed this one but I'm open to more info.

 

[Squishie PP]

Absolutely. As we all know, this one thread on Kiwifarms is the lynchpin that, if we just effortpost about Wayfair and Epstein enough, the whole thing will come crumbling down.

I will say though, jesus absolute christ. I never heard any details about the Wayfair conspiracy (it was before I got into esoteric shit and conspiracies.) How could it not be what's happening if the names of missing children are all the names of some random identical shelves???

It is about to come crashing down, and you can help accelerate it for the low price of $40.

 

[AnOminous]

The bees turn up later in the season and there are fewer of them.

I haven't even seen a single bumblebee this year. They used to be around all the time, bumbling around.

I miss bumblebees.

Where are they?

Why are Satan and Epstein genociding them?

 

[Flan Handler]

I haven't even seen a single bumblebee this year. They used to be around all the time, bumbling around.

I miss bumblebees.

Where are they?

Why are Satan and Epstein genociding them?

I hung some laundry on the line today and a (rare) bumblebee hung out on a sheet and I carefully moved him to safety instead of just shaking him off because this thread has been on my mind.

I planted a pollinator garden so I saw some bees this year, but you know what’s been having a great year in my area?

Wasps from hell. At least three kinds, incredibly aggressive, makes spending time outside unpleasant.

Whatever is hurting the nice honey bees and bumblebees seems to jacking those asshole hornets right up.

 

[Otterly]

Wasps from hell

I’ve destroyed four wasp nests this year. I’ve never even had one on the property before. Slugs and snails have been running rampant and the gigantic spiders too but very few bees.

 

[Chromeo]

I’ve destroyed four wasp nests this year. I’ve never even had one on the property before. Slugs and snails have been running rampant and the gigantic spiders too but very few bees.

I almost never see fireflies anymore. Used to be summer was so full of fireflies that it was like the stars themselves came down to the ground, now you're lucky to get 3 or 4 per night. People gotta stop spraying their damn lawns.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Whatever is hurting the nice honey bees and bumblebees seems to jacking those asshole hornets right up.

This must be very regional, because I've been swamped in bees all year. Bumbles, honey bees, mason bees. Lots of tiny parasitic wasps as well, the sort that kill nasty critters. Very few hornets.

On the other hand, I couldn't move without stepping on a snail for lost of the spring and summer, which is not fun at night

 

[12345]

We started putting up hummingbird feeders this year, and I've seen a nice uptick of bees around in general. We have za lot of flowers around year round and I will catch one or two of them there, but I've just really noticed them more near the hummingbird feeders lately. I know when to refill them when I don't see as many around.

 

[Otterly]

People gotta stop spraying their damn lawns.

That’s really not a thing where I live. Most lawns are fairly straggly and full of clovers etc. there’s an increasing number who just put astroturf down which is grim

 

[soy woah jaque]

This has probably been mentioned before in the thread but I believe stuff like flat earth and reptilians were purposefully created to discredit anything regarded as a conspiracy theory

 

[teriyakiburns]

there’s an increasing number who just put astroturf down which is grim

There's one of those on the walk to my dad's place. I will never forget the time I walked past to see a little black cat curled up right at the centre of an astraturf wasteland. Poor thing just wanted to touch grass.

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

reptilians

I cannot even begin to imagine the mass uprisings that would occur if that one turned out to be true.

 

[Otterly]

I cannot even begin to imagine the mass uprisings that would occur if that one turned out to be true.

I honestly think people would shrug and there’d be a new Pornhub category within 48 hours. Same as for aliens.
I can’t think of anything that would get the average fat docile westerner to revolt other than some hard starvation and Greggs being shut.

 

[AnOminous]

This has probably been mentioned before in the thread but I believe stuff like flat earth and reptilians were purposefully created to discredit anything regarded as a conspiracy theory

I think QAnon and Pizzagate were psy ops to discredit the fact there actually are organized pedophile rings among the elites.

 

[The Foxtrot]

I honestly think people would shrug and there’d be a new Pornhub category within 48 hours. Same as for aliens.
I can’t think of anything that would get the average fat docile westerner to revolt other than some hard starvation and Greggs being shut.

A major disaster on the scale of Hurricane Katrina, coupled with people realizing no help is coming.

 

[Kapros]

I think QAnon and Pizzagate were psy ops to discredit the fact there actually are organized pedophile rings among the elites.

Pizzagate likely was real, but it got sidetracked and eventually discredited by a glowie going in and firing a shot into the floor to make everyone looking into it look like active shooters.