What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[teriyakiburns]

there’s an increasing number who just put astroturf down which is grim

There's one of those on the walk to my dad's place. I will never forget the time I walked past to see a little black cat curled up right at the centre of an astraturf wasteland. Poor thing just wanted to touch grass.

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

reptilians

I cannot even begin to imagine the mass uprisings that would occur if that one turned out to be true.

 

[Otterly]

I cannot even begin to imagine the mass uprisings that would occur if that one turned out to be true.

I honestly think people would shrug and there’d be a new Pornhub category within 48 hours. Same as for aliens.
I can’t think of anything that would get the average fat docile westerner to revolt other than some hard starvation and Greggs being shut.

 

[AnOminous]

This has probably been mentioned before in the thread but I believe stuff like flat earth and reptilians were purposefully created to discredit anything regarded as a conspiracy theory

I think QAnon and Pizzagate were psy ops to discredit the fact there actually are organized pedophile rings among the elites.

 

[The Foxtrot]

I honestly think people would shrug and there’d be a new Pornhub category within 48 hours. Same as for aliens.
I can’t think of anything that would get the average fat docile westerner to revolt other than some hard starvation and Greggs being shut.

A major disaster on the scale of Hurricane Katrina, coupled with people realizing no help is coming.

 

[Kapros]

I think QAnon and Pizzagate were psy ops to discredit the fact there actually are organized pedophile rings among the elites.

Pizzagate likely was real, but it got sidetracked and eventually discredited by a glowie going in and firing a shot into the floor to make everyone looking into it look like active shooters.

 

[whogoesthere]

I think QAnon and Pizzagate were psy ops to discredit the fact there actually are organized pedophile rings among the elites.

You would know, considering your enjoyment of white children being raped by nonwhites, you fucking cunt.

 

[AnOminous]

You would know, considering your enjoyment of white children being raped by nonwhites, you fucking cunt.

Nice projection, pedo.

 

[whogoesthere]

Nice projection, pedo.

Trying to turn it around, plenty saw what you posted in the news thread. Fucking disgusting pig.

 

[Kapros]

Glowies keep trying to derail the thread with meaningless shit. One I heard today: the Anasazi were a cannibal Aztec cult who moved north from Mexico into the Four Corners. The Navajo traded with them for pearls, but the Anasazi despised them for refusing their religion based on slavery and sacrifice. Eventually, the Anasazi civilization collapsed due to environmental problems and the tribes they enslaved went back home. The Navajo tribes who learned slavery from them were exiled from the people.

 

[Screamer_2]

This has probably been mentioned before in the thread but I believe stuff like flat earth and reptilians were purposefully created to discredit anything regarded as a conspiracy theory

I'm still not sure if the Reptilian thing was made up as a code for Jews or not. Jon Ronson before he got the brain rot, had a show 20 or so years ago "Secret Rulers of the World." Where he did an episode on David Ike. He was talking about Reptillians. Then it had the protesters who seemed more insane than Ike who were insisting it was all code for Jews. Where they were the ones pushing the anti-Semitic tropes onto what Ike said.

In general, I think many conspiracy theories are there to muddy the waters. I'm sure I've said it before, but I totally think the Bill Gates entity promotes Bill Gates conspiracy theories to shut down a lot of legitimate criticism of him. There's so much crazy shit you can verify but to most people they'll just assume it's crazy conspiracy theories and criticism of him being evil is already pre-bunked to them.

 

[STARS158]

Maui

 

[Fek]

Like any other given tragedy/crisis, if one were to dig into the Maui fires? One would find the same old and tired plot as any other crisis. The independent drone footage, locals interviewed, and brave souls performing closer examination of the (restricted) areas after the fire will demonstrate what would commonly be described as "evil". A close examination of the events before and after (names of authority figures, policies enacted/ignored, etc) on the official timeline will complete the picture..as much as one can complete it, anyhow.

Take heart, friends. You're witnessing the death rattle of the old as it desperately tries to cling to its delusions of power. I would once again suggest that one not spend too long stuck obsessing over each individual instance of that old decrepit system lashing out. Take in your immediate surroundings and begin to perform acts to help yourself such that you may help others in the times ahead.

Be not afraid, for that fear sustains the old in no small way.

For what it's worth - I will yet again make a case for watching the 1982 film The Dark Crystal for those who would be assisted with an allegory in movie form for our current times.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

This has probably been mentioned before in the thread but I believe stuff like flat earth and reptilians were purposefully created to discredit anything regarded as a conspiracy theory

Read the comments sections of any zuckerbook post dealing with the moon, NASA or space in general. There's people who honest to god think space itself is fake.

 

[FatalTater]

I honestly think people would shrug and there’d be a new Pornhub category within 48 hours. Same as for aliens.

Monsterfuckers are real, they walk among us and they look just like everyone else.
Also "aliens" is a tag on PornHub already. I just looked.

 

[goh]

I honestly think people would shrug and there’d be a new Pornhub category within 48 hours. Same as for aliens.
I can’t think of anything that would get the average fat docile westerner to revolt other than some hard starvation and Greggs being shut.

I was talking to a furry a few years ago about alien life and how humans would be perceived on a galactic scale. I proposed some general shit (i.e. mathematically, Earth's pull almost exceeds the capability of all known rocket propulsion, so humans may be the most physically durable space faring species due to the increased gravity). But the furry, with his depraved lifestyle, made a point that made me pause.

The majority of species on Earth are compelled by a desire to reproduce. Humans, however, will fetishize toasters. Even animals like dolphins or orangutans, both of which subsist on a diet of rape, are more compelled by biological urge than debauchery for its own sake. I can't help but agree with the furry; I could easily see sexuality being a human concept only

TL;DR: Humans are going to be known as the sex pervert aliens (if aliens are real).

Also, just to make this point: I believe the reptilian conspiracy started as a way to talk about Jews without saying 'Jews.'

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

What does an apple taste like? To you, it tastes like an apple, to me, it tastes like an apple, but what does your apple taste like to me? Describe the taste of an apple using words, without also comparing it to other tastes. "it tastes sweet, like chicken, cold or wet". All of those are subjective tastes.
"Very cool", you may think. "This shit was talked about when I was six, who the hell cares", you may ponder.

Well, consider this: Taste is one of the five senses and just like the other senses; touch, sound, smell and sight, their parameters are unique to the individual who is experiencing those sensations. In the extreme then, there are three realities; What you think an apple tastes like, what I think an apple tastes like and what the apple, in it's pure mathematical, universal code, actually tastes like.

What if then, we knew where in the brain these subjective parameters of senses occurred and, using linguistics, psychology and social programming, we could make any subject, no matter how universally agreed upon it once was, 'taste' different to the individual? Well, we could create realities that nobody could agree upon, by design.

How would this benefit? Simply in keeping the world divided and therefore conquered. Remember the blue/gold dress meme from years ago? A psy-op and a test to see if 'they' had accurately split reality using senses, in this case, sight. Do you see a blue dress? I don't, I see gold, therefore, you must be fucking mental because even a moron can see it's gold. Do you vote dem/tory/nazi/monster-raving-looney-party? Then you must be fucking mental because everyone knows voting for Kony is the only sensible vote, therefore you are wrong and different and cannot perceive reality.

With the rise of the internet, the smartphone and the conditioning that comes with both, the taste of politics, games and media has diverged so much that even simple statements like 2+2=4 and a woman is a human female, are like comparing tasty apples to repugnant oranges.

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Double-posting to separate the tinfoil crazy.

David Icke used the 'lizard people' theory as a way to shield himself from litigation, or worse, assassination. 99% of what Icke has talked about in the past and continues to discuss to this today is absolutely on point. Yet, when the normies or media rags mention him, they do so in the same sentence as calling him a crackpot for his lizard theory. Therefore, he can continue talking freely and openly, knowing that the masses will never believe what he says and he stays out of the (rifle) sights of the glowies.

On the flip side, Alex Jones' biggest mistake is being known as the crazy guy who is also right. He can be right and still crazy, he can be crazy and still right. He has no separation and no shield like Icke, which is why he was sued into oblivion over the Sandy Hook theory.

Jones can be sued because he's crazy and right, where as Icke couldn't/wouldn't be sued because "lol, that dude thinks the queen is a lizard, anything he says is nuts".

 

[Squishie PP]

Maui

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Yep, absolutely real. The best way for the elite to isolate themselves as the rest of the world burns is to live on islands, so they decided to just clear the place out.

 

[The Foxtrot]

The best way for the elite to isolate themselves as the rest of the world burns is to live on islands, so they decided to just clear the place out.

Eh, so the Elites think. Problem is Islands like Hawaii are not self-sustainable, and why listen to an absentee government?

 

[NoReturn]

This must be very regional, because I've been swamped in bees all year. Bumbles, honey bees, mason bees. Lots of tiny parasitic wasps as well, the sort that kill nasty critters. Very few hornets.

On the other hand, I couldn't move without stepping on a snail for lost of the spring and summer, which is not fun at night

Protect this beautiful place.

That’s really not a thing where I live. Most lawns are fairly straggly and full of clovers etc. there’s an increasing number who just put astroturf down which is grim

Disgusting.

Glowies keep trying to derail the thread with meaningless shit. One I heard today: the Anasazi were a cannibal Aztec cult who moved north from Mexico into the Four Corners. The Navajo traded with them for pearls, but the Anasazi despised them for refusing their religion based on slavery and sacrifice. Eventually, the Anasazi civilization collapsed due to environmental problems and the tribes they enslaved went back home. The Navajo tribes who learned slavery from them were exiled from the people.

I'm 100% certain something fucky was going on in what is now the American Southwest long before whitey showed up. If you read Navajo stories, Ute stories, then also read through Mexican history, there are a bunch of stories that show up a couple times where you can tell the origins must have been either real-life incidents or an original version of the story shared by multiple cultures.

e.g.​

Mexica: "We wandered the desert with no home, looking for a place to live, never being accepted, until we saw the eagle on the cactus."​

Navajo: "Once upon a time a bunch of dickheads showed up and we ran them off for being dickheads."​

I'm still not sure if the Reptilian thing was made up as a code for Jews or not. Jon Ronson before he got the brain rot, had a show 20 or so years ago "Secret Rulers of the World." Where he did an episode on David Ike. He was talking about Reptillians. Then it had the protesters who seemed more insane than Ike who were insisting it was all code for Jews. Where they were the ones pushing the anti-Semitic tropes onto what Ike said.

Like @Bog-standard Poster said, I heard once it was a way to get people to pay attention to rich people and politicians they may have otherwise not known about or ignored for being too boring.

TL;DR: Humans are going to be known as the sex pervert aliens (if aliens are real).

I prefer the "death world" concept for earth. If, hypothetically, herbivores are the default form of life, then a world where carnivores exist would be horrifying to them. Not only because "Oh no, an animal eating another" but because evolution here happens around eating and being eaten, and even some of our herbivores eat meat.