Jessica Anne Boyle / NakedAndLaughing / NAL / Queen Cobra JAB / Captlmoose@yahoo.com / MissRabbit420 - DUMPED By KingCobraJFS, Baconator Pussy, Parent-botherer, hoarder, bathtub dweller, self-hitter, box pisser, confirmed sicko, retired cam whore, Bjork superfan, demogorgon gutterslut, aspiring comedian, obsessed with almost winning the lottery

[deeman]

Why do you think he was lying? He really did break his phone.

It was speculated that he used his broken phone (in the "i'm sorry video") to get more money to take Nal out and that he could repair it for next to nothing, that's why i asked if it has really happened before, he tells tall tales and stuff and is retarded but being malicious is something i haven't heard. I'm only invested in Cobra whenever there is drama TBH.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Honestly, it's just a matter of when that audio is released.

I don't think it'll necessarily be Messica that drops it, but it's coming out in the wash one way or another. NAL is too addicted to attention and perceived victimhood to let a juicy little nugget like that go to waste.

She should be wise to people cosying up to her under false pretenses by now, but I think subconsciously she realises that if she completely disconnected, she wouldn't be able to cope with being her lonely, disgusting self offline.

If it's not already in the hands of multiple potential leakers, I'll be very surprised.

 

[ibeatmywife]

It was speculated that he used his broken phone (in the "i'm sorry video") to get more money to take Nal out and that he could repair it for next to nothing, that's why i asked if it has really happened before, he tells tall tales and stuff and is retarded but being malicious is something i haven't heard. I'm only invested in Cobra whenever there is drama TBH.

If he was that greedy he would be going live everyday or even every week and milking it for all its worth. He has a Avoidance disorder which causes him to avoid things to a extreme degree, he avoids going live because the trolling stresses him out so bad but he is forced to go live to get out of the negative. It's the same reason as him letting nal in and dealing with her its the easiest way to avoid dealing with the situation even though now he's stuck with her. I think he did have to go live a 2nd time to pay for their bar outings but I doubt that was his idea but who knows the bog could be a little malicious I think he's earned it since people fuck with him so badly and so relentlessly. Like imagine seeing 1000s of people tormenting a retarded guy for years on end and you think to yourself man I gotta get in on that action these people are actually sicker than cobes.

 

[anliteralidiot]

It was speculated that he used his broken phone (in the "i'm sorry video") to get more money to take Nal out and that he could repair it for next to nothing, that's why i asked if it has really happened before, he tells tall tales and stuff and is retarded but being malicious is something i haven't heard. I'm only invested in Cobra whenever there is drama TBH.

I mean the Cobra thread would know better, but with him it's the easiest answer is the most likely. He's not as slick as people think he is. I mean, we were speculating that NAL was there, and he says something in the video about having a situation forced on him. He was telling on himself.

 

[Rusty Truknuts]

Jessica even mentioned in those recorded phone calls that Josh knows he can't keep smashing his phones cause eventually people will stop feeling sorry for him and giving him money for a new phone, or a new phone outright. It happens all the time, and he's never lied about it. He's lied about how it was smashed, but he always tells us he breaks his phone. And he knows all he has to do is go live for a few hours or post a video about it and he'll get enough for a new one.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Jessica even mentioned in those recorded phone calls that Josh knows he can't keep smashing his phones cause eventually people will stop feeling sorry for him and giving him money for a new phone, or a new phone outright. It happens all the time, and he's never lied about it. He's lied about how it was smashed, but he always tells us he breaks his phone. And he knows all he has to do is go live for a few hours or post a video about it and he'll get enough for a new one.

Those phonecalls were revealing that was right after her livestream and she was acting afool and reckless as fuck. Those phonecalls prove a large portion of her streaming is an act. Like yea she is a bpd slag and is a psychopath but alot of it is heavily exxagerrated so she gets views. I really hate to say this but she sounded extremely normal, rational etc in those phonecalls with hurlworld.

 

[Down From The Champions]

The recorded phone calls is the most normal Jessica has ever sounded to me. She actually sounded like someone who can have a conversation instead of her usual BPD tard rage coming out.

 

[ibeatmywife]

The recorded phone calls is the most normal Jessica has ever sounded to me. She actually sounded like someone who can have a conversation instead of her usual BPD tard rage coming out.

And you have to view that under the lense of that was her talking to someone she genuinely trusted as a friend. She's been playing us all to some degree lol

 

[Bifocal Lens]

She's not posting it. After she started getting attacked by people from GW she said that since nal didn't hit record until she baited cobes into a meltdown it wouldn't be right to post the video and get everyone to hate cobes for hitting her.

I'm not sure why JM thinks that, even if she did prove 100% that Cobes did hit NAL, that would somehow change how everyone looks at him?

I mean, I personally don't believe he ever hit her. He has hit himself, his trailer and his cell phone, sure, but I don't think he actually hit her. But even if he did... I just think Cobra fans would actually be happy for him? I know I would, it would make me respect Josh more.

NAL is a disgusting human, she deserves to get hit in the goiter every minute she sucks up air through that droopy nose. And Jessica absolutely riles him up all the way up to 11 on purpose. She wants to get hit on camera so she can use that as leverage. If she did get him CLEARLY hitting her on camera, she's never leaving his house. She won. She got the boy by the balls, and she will now claim the bugchair as her throne.

 

[FatalTater]

So JM had a video that she said she would post, and now she isn't going to.

I hate when people do that shit.
Very shady.

 

[SerArthurDayne37]

And you have to view that under the lense of that was her talking to someone she genuinely trusted as a friend. She's been playing us all to some degree lol

Yes very true, that was very interesting. She sounded completely normal (relatively). It just shows that if she stopped streaming completely and just visited the doctor/psychiatrist, she could live a completely normal life (again relatively). Cobra on the other end cannot, his mental issues will always get in the way. But I guess at the end of the day, it shows you how much NAL is taking complete advantage of him.

 

[Rusty Truknuts]

even if she did prove 100% that Cobes did hit NAL, that would somehow change how everyone looks at him?

I would need more context. If she hit him first then it's whatever. If he just hits her cause he's in a tard rage then I would think less of him.

I look at Josh as a weird retard who, if you look past a few personality quirks that he can't really help, is generally an ok guy. He just wants to rot away in his chair watching youtube or cartoons. He wants everyone to be happy at the end of the day. Regardless of his faults I can assume the majority of us never considered he would do anything heinous like hit a woman or be an actual sicko.

So I can't speak for everyone but I can say yes, I would think less of him if he just hit her during a sperg out.

 

[Molly Millions]

If he hit her during a sperg out then he's an even bigger retard than we thought.

If he hit her while she was screaming in his face then she played stupid games and won the stupid prizes

 

[anliteralidiot]

If he hit her during a sperg out then he's an even bigger retard than we thought.

If he hit her while she was screaming in his face then she played stupid games and won the stupid prizes

Tbh I wouldn't be surprised if she yelled until he sperged, and then got hit. If he's sperging out over trolls I would think less of him for hitting her. If he's sperging out because of her, that's different, and she deserved it if she got hit.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Nal deserves a beat down I don't need any context good for josh is my view he has more self control than I would have.

 

[Bifocal Lens]

If he hit her during a sperg out then he's an even bigger retard than we thought.

If he hit her while she was screaming in his face then she played stupid games and won the stupid prizes

I don't believe he'd hit her during an autistic alcoholic rage. If the boy gets mad at the trolls, himself or an object, he will just scream at the top of his lungs and direct his rage to whatever object was being cute. If he gets REALLY mad, he will hit himself, but I haven't seen that happen on camera for a while. The boy has been documented abusing his hat, his cigarettes, his numerous cellphones, the now lost cobra cane, pizza boxes, amongst various other examples.

But he's not confrontational. He actively runs from any source of stress. I mean, he fucking left Jessica at HIS OWN apartment and went over to sleep at Aarons after they had that big argument. The only time he raged at someone was with homeboy Warlord, and that fucker had it coming for months. And Floorlord was the instigator, not Josh. Even though Josh swung first, it was most certainly justified.

I don't think Cobra would rage at something unrelated and then take his rage out on Jessica. I'm almost 100% certain of this. I just don't think it's part of personality. He rages at objects, not at people.

If he hit her, I'm almost positive it was her fucking fault. She was being obnoxious, screaming in his face and escalating the situation at every turn. I ALSO don't think she hit him, but I think it's possible she might have shoved him or something.

Just reference the fucking 8 dollar machete fight. This demogorgon bitch is constantly one word away from a full-on meltdown. Josh was being calm, and Jessica was sitting there screaming "I'M NOT YELLING" at his face. This cunt has no self-awareness or restraint. She amps herself up and makes herself even more pissed off.

Honestly, if he did hit her, I think it would be a situation very similar to that one. Except Josh was drunk and at the end of his rope, so he didn't feel like putting up with it. She fucked around, got way to far with it, and found out. Let's remember that Josh has been putting up with this screeching banshee for two weeks now, giving her money, a house, and STILL being mentally tortured.

Even Bob Ross would have flashbacks to his military training if he had to listen to this rambling saggy hag for 5 minutes.

TL,DR: I don't think he hit her. If he did, it was almost 100% her fault for raging at him for some stupid shit. The boy wouldn't hit her if he was raging at something else, then turned his aggression on her.

EDIT: To be honest, even if he did hit her out of the blue with no reason whatsoever (which I'm almost positive didn't happen), good. I would still cheer him on. She deserves all kinds of abuse, no justification necessary. Her existence alone, and her past actions, are justification enough to get a beat down for me.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I ALSO don't think she hit him, but I think it's possible she might have shoved him or something.

There was definitely at least 1 shoving match that I can recall, but she was almost certainly the instigator.

Apologies for the tiny 3rd party stream clip (I'm on mobile and the live chat is hard embedded into the video for some reason), but Jessica Messica clocked something truly horrifying during the melee.

Spoiler: NSFW

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[Rusty Truknuts]

He rages at objects, not at people.

Playing devils advocate I would say that we don't see him around people enough to know this, especially as he's deteriorated. We used to see people a lot more often, but it doesn't happen that much anymore. And the people that we do see are either friends or buddy trolls, and neither of which do things that set him off like that aside from Warlord that one time. He's alone 99% of the time at this point if NAL isn't there, so who can say that he wouldn't strike a person in anger at this point. Years ago probably not. Now? Who knows.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Chris or whoever bought her the ticket is worse than NAL in my book. Imagine inserting yourself into this dumpster fire. Tremendous faggot.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Looks like there was a stream yesterday, with more drunken NAL. There's a lot of tooth shots at the beginning, too. She's looking very trailer trash.