Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[stupid frog]

I'm apathetic to the tragedies that befell pooners in my life nowadays, but that certainly won't stop me from having tons of venom to spare for the scumbag men who'd voluntarily chase vulnerable women and validate their fantasies, turning them into delusions in the process, all for the sake of easy pussy. That ain't right man.

You are kind, it's not a bad thing. And it is wrong for them to do, but the d00ds don't want to hear anyone's warnings. When you try to, they will label you as victim blaming. So I suppose, ultimately, it is a case of one making their own bed.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Meanwhile, Australia is trying to nip transphobia and the genocide caused by it in the bud by telling people what to think and say.

Late, but that is not a government thing. It’s a charity set up by the lovely Jackie Turner, whose career in activism led him to set this up. Not that this information is easy to find - you have to read its first and only report to find out what it does, who is involved and how it’s funded. Apart from training people to not say tranny, he’s a rent a mouth when you need a trans perspective. For example, there has been a spergout on whether the upcoming census will ask about LGBT status, so Jackie gets quoted



The questions will be included. Be careful what you wish for, cos this sounds like a L in the making.

Oh and here’s the Trans Project’s staff. Surprisingly few dangerhairs in this lot.

I am a biological man and I don't think that term is very "othering" or rude to people that aren't biologically men

The new mantra is that no-one knows what a biological man or woman is, and the surgery and hormones turn them into a biological man or woman, even though we don’t know what one is. You’re a cis man because you have accepted you are what you were born as (even though, they stress, we don’t actually know what a man is, beyond your belief you are one). Strangely, no-one on Team Troon seems to have spotted the strange logic involved, and it is transphobic for you or I to do so.

 

[stupid frog]

For posterity, here is Audrey Hale's journal:

Featured on Sep 3, 2024 at 9:49 AM: Audrey E. Hale, the pooner shooter who murdered children at a Christian school because she will never be a real boy, has had her entire diary published by the Tennessee Star after more than a year of filibustering from federal agencies.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/audrey-e-hale-a-k-a-aiden-e-hale.159272/page-108#post-19249570

It's basically one big L.

 

[Ms. Dia Gnosis]

Ah crap, I accidentally lost the post I was going to reply to after I logged in.
It was a post about post-op trans woman going full stealth, which is such a crazy thing to say. How delusional do you have to be to think that somebody can look at your axe wound and think that it's an actual vagina?

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

>the pooner sleeps with someone
>person then troons out

>NOT a sOciAl CoNtAgiOn!

 

[Paper Machete]

the scumbag men who'd voluntarily chase vulnerable women and validate their fantasies, turning them into delusions in the process

I get where you're coming from but these girls were already delusional. They chose that before these guys came along. What they're doing for an easy lay is definitely skeevy. But these girls are the ones who decided to poon out because of their obsessions with fantasizing about their fembrained, weaboo version of what they think Big Gay is. Their turbo autismo and assortment of personality disorders makes them latch on to people quickly, that's inherent. If anything, by what you describe these men break the illusion by how they obviously treat these girls as they are and slip up calling them women. But the women you describe get angry because they choose to be in their delusions instead. Everyone needs to stop treating these women like everyone is making them do this. They are responsible for their poonery.

These types of girls were always dysfunctional and spend inordinate amounts of time in fantasy land explicitly because they need the escapism not because they're just a creative, geeky mind. I know, I was a kid that was around a lot of them too. There is a reason these types poon out and it ain't cause someone sexed them into it. If anything, out of all the bullshit to do with trannies, someone calling them by their fake name and wrong pronouns for consensual sex is the least worrying aspect.

 

[admiral]

It's interesting how much worse Eddie Izzard's acting got once he transed himself. I saw him in several films/tv shows when he was still just a 'straight transvestite' and he was pretty good I thought.

Seems like a trend for actors who transition mid career to suddenly get much worse. I wonder if it's because they're so self conscious about coming off as a real and desirable member of the opposite sex that it makes them sort of stilted and awkward (see- Philosophy Tube's recent tv roles), or if it's because seeing an obvious tranny pretend to be cis is so jarring. Or, perhaps, it's because they simply don't have the talent to pull off a convincing performance as the opposite sex and don't have the insight to match the little mannerisms and behaviours and movements which are inherant to the two sexes. There are certain talented actors out there who can do an amazing performance while dragged up, but perhaps the thing that makes it so good is the awareness, shared by actor and audience, that it's all pretend. With a trans actor trying to act cis, that awkward refusal to acknowledge the farce is perhaps what makes the performance so unconvincing.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

For posterity, here is Audrey Hale's journal:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/audrey-e-hale-a-k-a-aiden-e-hale.159272/page-108#post-19249570

It's basically one big L.

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I hope to God the last thing she heard was "Lady drop the fucking gun".

 

[stick]

Knows he's shameful despite parental acceptance.
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Whoops there it is in the top comment. Internalized transphobia. tee hee

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To be fair, I would be ashamed too if my parents knew about my fetishes.

 

[Geraldine]

To be fair, I would be ashamed too if my parents knew about my fetishes.

But it's TOTALLY not a fetish.

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Yet another case of "dysphoria" == clinical depression.
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I'm really struggling, I can't tuck without horrible pain and I can't wear most outfits because of it. I have one pair of jeans I can wear that doesnt look a bulge is in it, and I find all my other clothes too revealing. I hate what I have down there and hate any hint of a bulge showing.

I'm nearing 3 years on hrt and was able to tuck consistently until about a couple months ago. I then got excruciating pain from tucking to the point i was bedridden for weeks and I'm too scared to do it again. I'm trying to find a doctor to give me an orchi but no one seems to take me seriously enough to know this is an emergency for me. I just spent months battling back and forth with my pcp and insurance to get a consultation appointment and I learned the appointment they have soonest with the surgeon is not until next February. the only thing holding me together was potentially getting an orchi before the end of the year and I'm really struggling to believe I'll be able to make it until then

can anyone help me

 

[Breadbear]

Oh god, I dread when the Ranma 1/2 remake offically releases and the troons start coming out in force with how Ranma is 'trans'. No, he fucking isn't.

There's the famous (maybe real, maybe not) quote by the author, when asked what would happen if the character got pregnant:
"I don't think of that, and neither should you."

 

[deermeat]

Seems like a trend for actors who transition mid career to suddenly get much worse.

This is the case with literally every artist who troon/poons out. Their art and performances always degrade.
You gotta keep in mind - troonery is an umbrella community for addicts. Hardcore addicts, not people with one addiction. People with several addictions, The "trans community" is merely a space to condone and excuse every single bad habit with the added victim card attached.
Mentally unwell people to that degree do not function well, especially not when it comes to art. I know there's a whole trope around "depression makes you better at art" but it's not true, it's hard to create art / perform if you are going through heavy shit, especially not when in a community that says all of that is okay and teaches you to hate yourself even more as well as refuse any outside assistance. Even "functional addicts" don't stay functional for that long.

>NOT a sOciAl CoNtAgiOn!

Something about pooners "breaking eggs" when it comes to troons pisses me off more than troons breaking each other's eggs. It's just these mfs love to pretend to be attracted to girls. I despise that. Your disgusting ass troon bf is not a girl, you do not like girls, you hate women and simp after men who also hate women.
People wanna say lesbians are perverts when straight woman act like this. Bruh.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Tranny is upset make-up and a skirt are not enough to make his long-time friend/roommate think of him as feminine.

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I will call my roommate A for anonymity’s sake.

Recently, A and I were sitting in the living room together. He was talking with me about a new friend he had been hanging out with, and he was excited to be her friend because he “doesn’t have any feminine people in his life other than [his sister.]” I was wearing a full face of makeup and a skirt, and feeling good about my femininity. So, it really hurt my feelings when I heard this, and I tried to address it directly. I asked A “do you not think I’m a feminine person in your life?” To this, he said “you know what I mean…”

For context, I have only been on hrt for around 2.5 months, so I haven’t developed many feminine features yet. Also, I have known A for a long time so I understand that it might take a while for him to adjust to me.

I don’t think that A is saying these things specifically to hurt my feelings, but I think he might be transphobic in some sort of internal way. He also makes a lot of jokes about women, so I think he’s not exactly the most socially conscious.

I would love an outside opinion. Is he being transphobic towards me, and what do I do? Also, what does he mean by ‘you know what I mean…’ ??

Give it a couple more months of this and the roommate is sure to join the farms.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Tranny is upset make-up and a skirt are not enough to make his long-time friend/roommate think of him as feminine.

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I will call my roommate A for anonymity’s sake.

Recently, A and I were sitting in the living room together. He was talking with me about a new friend he had been hanging out with, and he was excited to be her friend because he “doesn’t have any feminine people in his life other than [his sister.]” I was wearing a full face of makeup and a skirt, and feeling good about my femininity. So, it really hurt my feelings when I heard this, and I tried to address it directly. I asked A “do you not think I’m a feminine person in your life?” To this, he said “you know what I mean…”

For context, I have only been on hrt for around 2.5 months, so I haven’t developed many feminine features yet. Also, I have known A for a long time so I understand that it might take a while for him to adjust to me.

I don’t think that A is saying these things specifically to hurt my feelings, but I think he might be transphobic in some sort of internal way. He also makes a lot of jokes about women, so I think he’s not exactly the most socially conscious.

I would love an outside opinion. Is he being transphobic towards me, and what do I do? Also, what does he mean by ‘you know what I mean…’ ??

Give it a couple more months of this and the roommate is sure to join the farms.

That roommate is probably as feminine as Chris here with none of the sense of humor.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

he “doesn’t have any feminine people in his life other than [his sister.]” I was wearing a full face of makeup and a skirt, and feeling good about my femininity.

lmao roommate knew what he was doing.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It's interesting how much worse Eddie Izzard's acting got once he transed himself. I saw him in several films/tv shows when he was still just a 'straight transvestite' and he was pretty good I thought.

Eddie Izzard has to be kicking himself that he was honest in his standup 20 years ago about it all being a fetish and a style of dress.

If he'd kept it quiet and popped up as "actually a woman" in the twilight of his career, he could have hidden easily among the other aging AGPs; nobody truly cares what a c-list comedian/actor is up to.

He's very lucky that remembering and noticing are forbidden in the modern era.

 

[Internet Wizard]

Back then it was still somewhat acceptable to be a girl and write about gay anime boys fucking, nowadays it’s all pooners.

Flashing my Zoomer badge, but every pooner ik irl is a fujo, and every fujo ik irl is a pooner (some have actually been posted on the Sideshows thread but I won't say more)
It's probably the pooner version of everyone in CompSci/Gaming/etc being MTF

 

[Chudmaxxing]

Maybe cuz you have a dick???

 

[admiral]

Flashing my Zoomer badge, but every pooner ik irl is a fujo, and every fujo ik irl is a pooner (some have actually been posted on the Sideshows thread but I won't say more)
It's probably the pooner version of everyone in CompSci/Gaming/etc being MTF

I know quite a few trans people irl. FTMS generally fall into 3 categories:
1. butch lesbians- self explanatory. Usually drama free.
2. Final stage faghags who watch too much RPDR and have globo-homo-brainwashed themselves into thinking that they're queer
3. Fujos who have never interracted with an actual gay man

I think the definition of Fujo can probably be extended to include any woman who is obsessed with fictional gay men regardless of if they're from manga or not. I know plenty of people who are obsessed with, eg, Good Omens or that gay pirate show in just the same way as Fujos obsess over manga- writing fanfic, hornyposting on twitter, making fanart where they're pregnant and lactating and etc.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Girls don't care about Slam Dunk. It's a shounen basketball manga.
Or if they did, I missed it.

It was popular among Japanese fujos back in the day. American weeaboos tend to ignore anything that hasn't had an anime adaptation in the last ten years, so American fujos for instance, totally ignored Devilman until Devilman Crybaby came out and then ignored the previous forty years of adaptations.

Kuroko no Basuke and Prince of Tennis were shounen too, it's just that in recent decades shounen manga have been deliberately trying to lure in fangirls with pretty boys.

I don't see why though, I've seen fujoshi dedicated to Kaiji and Osomatsu-san even though those weren't intended to appeal to fangirls at all.

Spoiler

Yaoi fangirls will ship anything, man.

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r/ewphoria is always a good place for L's:
You ever contemplated suicide, then felt validated because you picked a feminine way to die?
Self-harm flavored ewphoria / Archive

Obvious trigger warning: self-harm, suicidal thoughts.

For starters I'm doing fine now I've spoken to my psychiatrist and I'm starting antidepressants soon.

Last night I(MtF) hit an all time low. I've had thoughts of wanting to die for nearly as long as I can remember, but didn't think it was a big deal because I wasn't going to attempt and didn't know how I would in any case. Last night I figured out how. The realization that I was so much closer to an attempt finally broke me out of my shell and I cried to my wife about everything that was bothering me. It was very cathartic but man I'm exhausted lol.

We were talking about it today and she asked me what my plan was, since I never told her. She asked me if it was pills and I told her yes. She told me she guessed because of the not-so-fun fact that women tend to choose more peaceful methods of suicide... so that's shitty and weirdly euphoric haha

Tl;dr: Got close to attempting slip n' slide and my wife guessed the method because women don't often use violent methods of self deletion

Non-passing troon is mistaken for a gay man by a random woman, he assumes that she thought he was a straight woman and is outraged by her heteronormativity:
It took my mind off the heartbreak anyway / Archive

So this is a weird one but I think it qualifies

Background: my fiancé left me after five years together and two months being engaged. We've been no contact for only a month now.

And today I was in line at the grocery store and one of her favorite songs came on just as it was my turn up

And I'm wearing zero makeup today BTW and laser is slow

And the lovely middle-aged lady said very genuinely to me "hi, how are you?"

And I said "urghhhhh. Y'know..."

And thought about it for a second and she looked concerned.

So I said. "Fiancé left me."

And she said "oh." And nodded safely for a long moment. Before saying to me:

"He wasn't for you."

And like

On the one hand, thank you. Thank you for your wisdom.

But also wait sorry no my fiancé was a she, I am a HUGE lesbian please don't assume I'm straight and the bug ol' dyke in me is a little annoyed she didn't realize I'm gay

But wait, she assumed heteronormativity onto me

Therefore assumed that...

... Thank you?

Been trying to untangle how to feel about that one

This one's just gross:
My neovagina has started bleaching some of my underwear / Archive

Heard folks with natal pussies complain about that before. Didn't think about it as a possibility for me. Bodies are so weird you guys.