Grace Lavery / Joseph Lavery & Daniel M. Lavery / Mallory Ortberg - "Straight with extra steps" couple trooning out to avoid "dwindling into mere heterosexuality"

Tard Baby is shilling signed copies of her book via a NY bookstore, and for some reason I read this bit of the blurb again.



Putting to one side how one can be simultaneously ”lightly cynical and more than lightly suggestible”, I like how Mal has based Lucianne and Kitty on her husband. If anyone reads this, can you please spot Lily for us, as well as Mal’s self-insert?
Katherine is obviously the Mal self-insert, that’s why she’s mentioned first and “cynical” lol.
 
But „suggestible” indicates a level of self-knowledge I doubt she has
Well, that’s why she’s also adds “cynical.” It could either be a plot device for her character getting into hijinks or maybe a subconscious level of awareness of herself.

She’s demonstrated herself to be very suggestible. Either Nicole Cliff and Joe Lavery have been at the captain’s wheel since she graduated college.
 
"Ruth the failed hairdresser" - I almost want to find out more about her and how she bad she had to be at hairdressing to fail at it.

There are a few advance reviews at Goodreads, mostly positive.
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Fangirls.
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The two-stars.
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Thank you, John, for that succinct warning.
 
It's kind of funny how Joe, whose never had any real success in writing books, had a full book tour for that horrible Please Miss book, while Mall, who've actually had some success, seems to have a clear calendar. Her sending signed books instead of doing in-store promotion makes me think the nanny isn't allowed to leave.
 
It's kind of funny how Joe, whose never had any real success in writing books, had a full book tour for that horrible Please Miss book, while Mall, who've actually had some success, seems to have a clear calendar. Her sending signed books instead of doing in-store promotion makes me think the nanny isn't allowed to leave.
Guarantee Joe's book tour was self-funded (bookstores will put on an event for basically nothing if the author is willing to pay their way to show up). Mal is now broke, she can't afford trips to go and do readings at Indie bookstores in Oregon or whatever.
 
- I doubt WH will reach Manhunt levels of discussion!
Probably correct. Maybe the generable interest factor was part of why Nicole Cliffe ultimately chose a troon other than Mal, to bequeath her affections upon? That, & she prefers men, so Manhunt’s author fits the bill. Also too bad that Joe spent any remainder of the Laverey’s nest egg on his book tour, Mal’s stuck doing hers by mail.
 
Guarantee Joe's book tour was self-funded (bookstores will put on an event for basically nothing if the author is willing to pay their way to show up). Mal is now broke, she can't afford trips to go and do readings at Indie bookstores in Oregon or whatever.
Exactly. Joe’s book tour was funded by Mallory’s house sale and their substack advances (the only reason Joe had anything to do with substack was Mallory forcing him to be part of her deal. Wonder if swearing to advance and fund Joe’s writing career was part of their marriage vows?)

Throwing parties and promotion for his terrible book was probably one of the top ten reasons they are broke and living in Lansing now.

It’s amazing how Mallory deviated from any financial sense once she became Joe’s paypig. If she hadn’t met up with Joe she would own a nice little house worth high six figures in the Bay Area. A very nice achievement for woman in her 30’s and pretty important milestone for adulthood. Now she’s got no assets and is living in the attic of a home solely on the goodwill of her husband’s baby mama.

She really did give up everything for being cast in the Joe Lavery show.
 
Hard to imagine now but there was a time when Mal was the crazy sperg, regularly making a fool of herself on Twitter, while Joe gave catty but circumspect answers that fit within reasonable professional boundaries. Partially it’s the usual online activist poison leaching into the bone, but im convinced our boy is trying to jump ship towards the public intellectual sphere and the only reason it's not more apparent is because he is terrible at it. (I don't get it BTW, did Laurie Penny make it look anything other then a stream of abuse and humiliation)

Meanwhile I cant even enjoy the spectacle of Mal wishing she had a kid, Im just sorry it happened this way. Many such cases.
 
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the same stupidity that liberal arts academics of the 50’s and 1960’s did with their glamorization and misunderstanding of psychosis and severe mental illness.

Freddie deBoer has written intelligently and eloquently about his own mental illness, and about how leftist politics have left countless desperately mentally ill people on the streets. "Reagan closed all the mental hospitals!" in the 80s was a constant refrain long ago when I was young and trying to make my way through crowds of homeless crazies begging on University Place in the snow.
But deBoer persuasively argues that it was actually leftist/liberal coalitions who had worked for years to give psychotically ill people their "freedom". Geraldo Rivera made his name with an early 70s TV exposé of truly appalling conditions at a facility called Willowbrook. The film One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest solidified in the public mind that mental hospitals were sadistic hells filled with uncaring monster nurses and staff.

But this was never really true. There were certainly lapses and abuses at many places-how many I cannot say. But by and large, they did their primary job of removing psychotic people with violent tendencies who were a danger to themselves and others from society.

Leftists were against this, especially after that Jack Nicholson movie. They love to think of themselves as compassionate but none of them have ever taken responsibility for a few decades now of mentally ill people freezing and hungry on the street. They were the ones who wanted the asylums shut down in the 1970s, but by the 80s they blamed Reagan for doing it. The visible presence of homeless exploded in NYC and I'm sure other cities. Became a sad fact of life. Leftists got what they wanted but the results were so sad and ugly and depressing they just.. .blamed Reagan,

Fat Joe Lavery: "Schizophrenia does not exist". People like Joe are responsible for so much human misery.
 
I haven't thought of her in years either so I looked her up. She had that long twitter thread a few years black in which she claimed that negative reviews of her stupid book gave her CPTSD.

She claimed recently that her publishers ghosted her after the book came out and she "came out" as not being like other girls:

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Of course, this must have been due to a sudden outbreak of transphobia, and not the fact that no one bought her shitty book. Maybe she can bond with Joe over that, at least.

Imagine setting up your career to be dependent on the support of men who a) hate you for being a real woman and b) will never buy or read your books because they have more important things to do, like jerking off in the mirror wearing silk panties.

Luckily, she seems to be recovering from her terrible ordeal of getting bad book reviews. It's only taken a year or two!

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Here's some recent speculation about her and Neil Gaiman, too.
 
When I looked at the negative Goodreads reviews, this one stood out. Whoever put this up (whether one of our Kiwi friends or another fan of the Laverys from reddit or elsewhere), I'm shocked the censors even let this happen. Does anyone know if Goodreads takes reviews down at author request?

I'd think Mallory would be the kind of author to monitor her reviews like a hawk. But maybe she's the kind who can't stand to look at them.

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Full text below. Archive is limited (only shows the first half of the first paragraph).

One might be tempted to approach Women’s Hotel by the New York Times bestselling author and advice columnist with a modicum of hope, given its purported depth and charm. Yet, as the veil lifts, one is met not with a grand opus but rather a work of such insipid mediocrity that it calls into question the discerning faculties of its most ardent supporters.

The novel ostensibly aims to depict the lives of a diverse set of women residing in a less-than-stellar analog of New York City's Barbizon Hotel. One might argue that this setting, teetering on the precipice of the romantic and the banal, offers a fertile ground for narrative exploration. Instead, what we are presented with is a parade of archetypes so painfully predictable they might have been lifted straight from the pages of a particularly uninspired soap opera. You'd be better off spending a year writing about Al Bundy and the American sitcom than this kind of novel.

The protagonist, Katherine, is a curious amalgamation of the mildly cynical and the trivially suggestible, neither of which serves to endear her to the reader. Lucianne, with her half-hearted resistance to societal norms, is as engaging as a particularly tedious dinner conversation. Kitty, Ruth, Pauline, and Stephen add little to the narrative tapestry beyond their superficial quirks. If one is seeking character development, one would be better served by examining the pattern on a particularly drab wallpaper.

The novel's attempt at humor is anemic at best, with wit that is neither sharp enough to be memorable nor subtle enough to be effective. The reader is left to wade through a mire of tedious anecdotes and contrived situations, all under the guise of 'modern classic' status. The grand ambition to evoke the likes of Dawn Powell and Rona Jaffe is, quite frankly, laughable. It falls lamentably short of the incisive social commentary and rich character studies these authors so deftly managed.

Moreover, the novel's tone, purportedly akin to The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel and Lessons in Chemistry, instead evokes a disjointed mishmash of self-congratulatory quips and overblown sentimentality. If the intention was to produce something as immersive and charming as these comparisons suggest, it has wholly failed to deliver. Perhaps this entire novel needed a little more time to ferment in order to become the delicious dish it was meant to become.

While there are moments where the author’s skill shines through—albeit faintly—these are fleeting and insufficient to redeem the work as a whole. One can only hope that future literary endeavors might strive for a semblance of sophistication and coherence.

- An Academic Who Knows Better
 
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