Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Desktop User2]

Nick shoots up
Kayla shoots Nick
Aaron shoots himself (in the dick)
April shoots a porno
The kids shoot a documentary
We all do shots.

Somehow only racoons end up dead and the adults take a break to fuck each other.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

She’s 37?! Jesus Christ! April looks older than her!

She turns 38 in a couple months. She's probably also lucky being pretty, but at the same time she always wears loads of make up and is clearly very conscious of her lightning and angles. I'd guess she looks a bit different in person and without make up - especially after years of using so much of it.

 

[DemsBNutz]

Sounds like my ex wife

 

[Sharpeteer]

She's a 37 year old pick-me whose content is centered around "I am a cool girl, I hate other women, I love videogames and drinking beer with the guys" while posting bikini pics on Twitter and saying how much she loves Jesus.

So a prime candidate for all these culture war grifting shows.

I keep saying that I believe one day, they will finally find a respectable female for these shows. They haven't found one yet, but I'm confident one day they will.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

And, not to brag, but I also have a success record of absolutely ZERO women adjacency to me

Fapcop closeted incel confirmed?
or
Who are you and what have you done to Fapcop? I am willing to pay 25$ in ransom.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

She turns 38 in a couple months. She's probably also lucky being pretty, but at the same time she always wears loads of make up and is clearly very conscious of her lightning and angles. I'd guess she looks a bit different in person and without make up - especially after years of using so much of it.

She always came off as absolutely fake as shit to me when she would take "post gym selfies" where she's still wearing 5lbs of makeup and without a hair out of place.

She just exudes being fake as hell.

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

So when is Balldo going to fire up a stream and insinuate that the cocaine was Aaron’s or the reason his daughter was cocaine positive was because of Aaron.

Of course he’ll do it in his typical theatrical gay fashion of “isn’t it WEIRD…”

 

[ChromaQuack]

She got a lot of work done and is always heavily filtered. I doubt she can raise her eyebrows.

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Ah, classic tri-layer filtering:

-Makeup
-HEAVY, nearly color burning levels of lightning
-Every single filter option in your cellphone photo app.

I'd say I'm surprised her nasolabial folds made it in but I suspect they are more the consequence of lip plus cheekbone fillings competing for facial real estate than natural aging.

She's going to age real gracefully when her skin further loses its elasticity, at that point I would suggest a career pivot into an Islam-thot as she would greatly benefit from a burka. That or she can go down the usual path of stereotypical cosmetic surgery touchups that need to happen every few years, accumulation of scar tissue and the body just not healing as good anymore that results in people looking like they're little Frankenstein monsters.

Kids, don't do cosmetic surgery, it ages like big tattoos.

Edit: I am putting it down right here that she might legitimately age worse than Rackets by the time they both hit 50, tough I doubt we'll ever see it with her since she would sooner wear a plaster mask than show a candid shot that isn't tailor made to fool coomers into interacting.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Nick hired a PR team apparently. You recall what Nick said about those who hire PR teams, correct? Sophie Long. How do I know? The Fox article mentions Kiwi Farms but NOT the 5.5 MILLION subscriber podcast who was one of MULTIPKE entities requesting court access AND Article specifically stated Nick gave a VAGUE claim about the government in his criminal case.

Come on, Mr. OBVIOUS.

If he did, they’re doing a poor job.

I’m here to publicly apologize for doubting the theory that Nick hired a PR firm.

First, the FOX9 article against Kiwi Farms, and now the article about Aaron.



And I have to agree with Aaron, that he’s an irrelevant nobody to be featured on FOX9.

It seems like this PR firm has some leverage specifically with FOX9.

EDIT:

Spoiler: Just a reminder that Rekieta doesn't care about his public image.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

All of this makes Melonie Mac a PERFECT person to talk to Nick about Christianity on a live stream. I really hope it happens, it would be amazing. Nick, make it happen, own the farms. It will make it clear that Aaron is so much worse than you, Nick!

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

She got a lot of work done and is always heavily filtered. I doubt she can raise her eyebrows.

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She looks like a Bratz doll or those real dolls. I bet she has more silicon than blood running through her veins. She looks like she would melt on a hot summer day cheap Chinese plastic smell and all.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

All of this makes Melonie Mac a PERFECT person to talk to Nick about Christianity on a live stream. I really hope it happens, it would be amazing. Nick, make it happen, own the farms. It will make it clear that Aaron is so much worse than you, Nick!

I think Melonie and her "I am a devout Christian!" grift are abhorrent, but I would cheer for her to really humiliate the Cuck on stream.

 

[ChromaQuack]

I think Melonie and her "I am a devout Christian!" grift are abhorrent, but I would cheer for her to really humiliate the Cuck on stream.

She won't, the whole interview would be her 'pressing' Nick a little (something they will arrange previously in DMs), Nicky showing a bit of performative repentance on topics that don't really matter or even make him look good and then an hour plus of ballwashing the good new convert to the gospel of Melonie.

I’m here to publicly apologize for doubting the theory that Nick hired a PR firm.

First, the FOX9 article against Kiwi Farms, and now the article about Aaron.
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And I have to agree with Aaron, that he’s an irrelevant nobody to be featured on FOX9.
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It seems like this PR firm has some leverage specifically with FOX9.

You don't understand, going after someone by using the state itself, state leeches and corporate journalists is peak freedom loving libertarian.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

She won't, the whole interview is going to be her 'pressing' Nick a little (something they will arrange previously in DMs), Nicky showing a bit of performative repentance on topics that don't really matter or even make him look good and then an hour plus of ballwashing the good new convert to the gospel of Melonie.

This, and a whole lot of "people are mean because they throw stones at us and say we're bad Christians, but they are not perfect either". Melonie gets called a fake Christian for being a ho, Nick gets called a fake Christian for being Nick, they will bond over that. I still want it to happen though, it will be funny.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

People pulled that out of their asses just because April had some issues with her ovaries some time ago. And other people keep repeating it despite being too lazy to use the search function and check their claims before making them.

Looking five years ahead, I can see Nick living à la David Koresh with a compound full of pilled out/coked up fuck toys like April. I can only hope that Kayla will have removed herself and her children from that shit show, but I doubt she’ll gather the strength to do that. Nick and April will still be drinking and will continue to look way older than their biological ages.

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HOLY SHIT, FUTURE APRIL IS THE MANAGER AT MY NEAREST FOOD LION! 1:1, a mirror image!

And a fitting future!

 

[RussianParasite]

So when is Balldo going to fire up a stream and insinuate that the cocaine was Aaron’s or the reason his daughter was cocaine positive was because of Aaron.

Probably during the next iteration of “Chad Dad.”

 

[Major]

She turns 38 in a couple months. She's probably also lucky being pretty, but at the same time she always wears loads of make up and is clearly very conscious of her lightning and angles. I'd guess she looks a bit different in person and without make up - especially after years of using so much of it.

April never had money for surgery. I bet nick will buy her a 30th birthday present - a facelift.

 

[Neetness]

Never seen Melonie Mac before but she doesn't look overdone to me, some makeup, the Paris filter, probably a little botox and she looks fine. I assume she doesn't have kids or a drug/alcohol problem and that's probably helped her not age too much. She's not that old and April would look decent too if she wasn't a coke whore who kept tweezing what's left of her eyebrows when she's high.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Never seen Melonie Mac before but she doesn't look overdone to me, some makeup, the Paris filter, probably a little botox and she looks fine. I assume she doesn't have kids or a drug/alcohol problem and that's probably helped her not age too much. She's not that old and April would look decent too if she wasn't a coke whore who kept tweezing what's left of her eyebrows when she's high.

Are you kidding? Her face looks like an advertisement for what botox and liberal application of concealer can do for your Tinder rating.

April sucks at using makeup, but at least she does not look like she rolled out of a Mattel factory.

 

[Neetness]

Are you kidding? Her face looks like an advertisement for what botox and liberal application of concealer can do for your Tinder rating.

April sucks at using makeup, but at least she does not look like she rolled out of a Mattel factory.

The only thing really excessive would be the eyeliner and even it's not at 2016 levels of what was popular. She's not wearing nearly as much contour as your average young woman these days. So yeah, I would say it's not overdone and that she looks pretty normal.