DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Onepumpplumpchump]

The eternal downfall continues

It's literally the Neverending train wreak

 

[RougeRed]

would you kindly explain to us your reasoning?

He's a ragebaiting tourist. All you really need to know.

 

[Kane lives in death]

Craig: I assure you none of the money im getting now will go to charity

Fucking chad.

edit: hes gonna go scorched earth and release all of the correspondance with phil

 

[myone]

It's literally the Neverending train wreak

If this moron had a single humble bone in his body, he could've just ridden out this wave of 'pahsitivity' without engaging in further drama. But no. He's a retard.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

In general Lying is never a fucking good look. Phil is a lying pussy who does not respect his fans. I can genuinely say he's a terrible human.

 

[Soylent Dora]

If this moron had a single humble bone in his body, he could've just ridden out this wave of 'pahsitivity' without engaging in further drama. But no. He's a retard.

Phil is the definition of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. This was embarrassing.

 

[TheLastFrogger]

It's literally the Neverending train wreak

Thats on every day twice a day

 

[Hungrymandinner]

I'm kind of perplexed by these recent DSP developments. By his own admission he lied to his viewers, the Sidescrollers, the government, and his parents (presumably) about his reckless spending for years, but we must apologize for ever doubting him, given his newfound (alleged) honesty, and place our complete trust in this reformed man? That's like if retconning and gaslighting had a baby.

 

[Iron Hamster]

To clarify, this is from DSP's stream, not Craig's:

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This person has sent a total of $150 in tips to DSP in the past few weeks.


EDIT: DSP is now reading tips that came in from before and during the Stuttering Craig interview, and guess who gets a shout out?

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be interesting to see if he wheels out now. First the WWE lie and now this.

If this moron had a single humble bone in his body, he could've just ridden out this wave of 'pahsitivity' without engaging in further drama. But no. He's a retard.

He's addicted to drama as much as gacha

 

[Donut Coma]

"I was never not the King." Craig, I might be in love with you. What an event to come home to.

I take back what I said earlier; the Warski-DSP crossover I'd wanted now and then is paying off better than I'd ever imagined.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

I knew the moment Phil stepped into KC, there was going to be an opportunity for some prime lolcow content. I was… obviously wrong.

These past three weeks have far exceeded even my most optimistic expectations.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

All of this because of a fat faggot and his cokehead friend was being nice to him.

He could have just kept doing his retard king gimmick, but he had to run to Craig and gloat "Have you heard, Craig? People like me now, duuuuhuu"

Tractors feasting again.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

This is the first time I have ever genuinely been embarrassed for phil. what a clown show. i need a break from this shit lmao

 

[PieceofShet]

Craig is making bank from superchats.

Someone told DSP he already made like 400.

 

[ManakaLala]

You could make a multi-hour long cut of Phil directly shitting on the SS guys over the last year.

 

[oldboyx91]

dsp is getting close to the goal while Craig is making bank....

 

[Kiwi Andy]

but he had to run to Craig and gloat "Have you heard, Craig? People like me now, duuuuhuu"

He literally tried to pigsplain this new imagined status of his during their talk and Craig was having none of it lmao. He got completely gaslit by KC, Null and Keemstar think about that.

 

[myone]

dsp is getting close to the goal while Craig is making bank....

Who would even tip after a shitshow like this? People really committed to the bit, or his regular dents? Probably both.

 

[Comma]

DSP received two tips so far (one from "sour nipples" and one from "Anonymous") that criticized his behavior today. Have a guess what he did?

He didn't add them to the tips total.

 

[AssWeCan]

Craig, I was familiar with your game so I don't have to apologize for shit as I never doubted you buddy.
The first time was so nice, you had to do it TWICE.