DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[johnkimble123]

If he actually intended to get this one cause it’s cheaper, great. I just wish he realized that people generally bought the elite controller cause you’re able to replace parts and what not. All he got is a overpriced blue controller

It's not like he uses bumpers anyways. Add it to the list with the $2k PC to play 1080p games and a $1400 phone to play WWE Champions.

 

[Gramh]

It’s worth mentioning this is the dumbed down version of the Elite Series 2 Controllers.

The black version comes with the replacement dpads, back bumpers, thumb sticks. This version he got is 130$ compared to the 180$ version. He can’t even buy a controller properly.

THIS IS HOW YOU DONT buy a controller.

Very petty "but ackshually" to piggy back on this ridiculous controller sentiment and to plug a very good controller, you can throw down $40 to 8bitdo and have a very solid pro style controller with the magnetic sticks that cancel out stick drift and has a nice sleek PS2 meets SNES daily driver controller that is significantly better than a Microsoft brand. It pains me mentally that people will throw down more than $50 on a controller that's best feature is it comes with an advertising tax.

 

[30+GameOvers]

I honestly don't get what's to be upset about here.

Because there isn't. Little history lesson: Death Battle, when it started, took over Screwattack like a cancer and soon the official youtube channel was renamed from "Screwattack" to "Death Battle" since this was the only thing people stuck around to watch anymore. When Craig talks about wanting to buy out Death Battle, he's talking about taking back the very original Screwattack channel from all those years ago, Death Battle IP is just an extra. DB directly contributed to Screwattack shuttering and dying out as a brand, it's not surprising for Craig to still have a grudge with them years later.
It's heartbreaking seeing him disown Chad and Ben. I loved all of the crew during the G1 days, it's like seeing mom and dad fight.

It's still fascinating to see Craig become part of the DSP universe, just like it was to see the fat pig film Chris' Dimensional Merge in an unlikely crossover

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

Just finished it and man that was fantastic, what a regicide.

Also, he had "The Doccuments" all queued up but couldn't send it because they talk crapped about him. I don't know man, seems like a perfect opportunity for you to dunk on them, but of course, DSP would NEVER try to dunk on people and gotcha them, he's not a drama streamer.

Also Phil and Craig both forgot that Craig said that he had to do it on the stream, because otherwise it's very obvious that he could just create another account off stream and send that one. I don't blame Craig for not remembering that since it was 18 months ago but I wish he grilled him harder on the fact that there was literally nothing stopping him from saying he sold the account on SS. ( I know its a lie, but he still could of said it)

In fact, if Craig straight up told him to his face. "I still think you are lying about the account, you never sold it, and you are still are spending thousands on it" it would have been peak, but it's still amazing.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Dave's decompress stream reaches new levels of pearl clutching pathetic bullshit. Can't the casino freaks just back stab him now. The pig-ego needs to be lowered again. Can hardly look at Dave anymore, the king shtick is beyond cringe.

Imagine if they heel turn over this.

He went on and on about that, but I could've sworn he admitted he had no actual intention of sending the info back then. Either he meant just during the interview itself or I completely misheard that.

He was never going to send it regardless.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

Dave's decompress stream reaches new levels of pearl clutching pathetic bullshit. Can't the casino freaks just back stab him now. The pig-ego needs to be lowered again. Can hardly look at Dave anymore, the king shtick is beyond cringe.

I not saying this to be an asshole, you are the reason they are doing it. It's literally just OIC again.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Panda Lee

Awww... I miss Panda Lee.

 

[johnkimble123]

Very petty "but ackshually" to piggy back on this ridiculous controller sentiment and to plug a very good controller, you can throw down $40 to 8bitdo and have a very solid pro style controller with the magnetic sticks that cancel out stick drift and has a nice sleek PS2 meets SNES daily driver controller that is significantly better than a Microsoft brand. It pains me mentally that people will throw down more than $50 on a controller that's best feature is it comes with an advertising tax.

8bitdo is goated on the Switch. Also he could easily buy 1 nice PS5 controller, 1 nice Xbox controller, and probably not need one for years, instead of just buying Microsoft and Sony ones over & over.

Also there are some good wired controllers for Xbox that would alleviate a lot of his issues too. But that would involve changing his dumbass setup so can't be bothered to do that...

 

[strandedcastaway]

Just finished it and man that was fantastic, what a regicide.

Also, he had "The Doccuments" all queued up but couldn't send it because they talk crapped about him. I don't know man, seems like a perfect opportunity for you to dunk on them, but of course, DSP would NEVER try to dunk on people and gotcha them, he's not a drama streamer.

Also Phil and Craig both forgot that Craig said that he had to do it on the stream, because otherwise it's very obvious that he could just create another account off stream and send that one. I don't blame Craig for not remembering that since it was 18 months ago but I wish he grilled him harder on the fact that there was literally nothing stopping him from saying he sold the account on SS. ( I know its a lie, but he still could of said it)

In fact, if Craig straight up told him to his face. "I still think you are lying about the account, you never sold it, and you are still are spending thousands on it" it would have been peak, but it's still amazing.

It didn't make sense then, but it certainly doesn't fit with the new narrative Phil created last night. If it was true, he could have told Craig, "I sold that account three years ago, so I can't send it to you because I can't log in anymore." But Phil hadn't thought of that story yet.

Watching Phil get called out in lies 100 times by Joon and now by Craig and seeing him STILL want apologies or try to make the 10th different excuse for why he did it is just peak Phil delusion. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

 

[NoMoreMisterNiceDoc]

8bitdo is goated on the Switch. Also he could easily buy 1 nice PS5 controller, 1 nice Xbox controller, and probably not need one for years, instead of just buying Microsoft and Sony ones over & over.

Also there are some good wired controllers for Xbox that would alleviate a lot of his issues too. But that would involve changing his dumbass setup so can't be bothered to do that...

the only controller you've ever needed for PC gaming since 2007 was whatever gamepad Xbox put out during its time

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

"Please tell me I'm winning."

 

[Angry Shoes]

Anyone who was critical of Kino Casino for ballwashing him should be thanking them for this moment. I'm convinced this only happened because the recent confidence boost they've given him.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

Anyone who was critical of Kino Casino for ballwashing him should be thanking them for this moment. I'm convinced this only happened because the recent confidence boost they've given him.

I don't know what their initial intent was, but I have to hand it to them this was a success. I don't know if they initially wanted him just to shit on RTU, shit on the detractors, or have a pet monkey, but either way building him up so he's confident to talk to actual people so we can get milk like this is genius. PLEASE GOD go on Destiny next Phil. Everyone loves you now, it will be a walk in the park.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

"Please tell me I'm winning."
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Phil Hellmuth didn't look this felted when a fucking bus driver kicked him out of the final table

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

"Please tell me I'm winning."
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[Wodanaz]

the shit about phil's genuine fans not speaking up is basically just faggot tier. if you don't speak up, you deserve what happens to you. freedom of speech is the cornerstone of this country, and not understanding or comprehending that is the true marker of immaturity or cowardice.

 

[neger psykolog]

I don't know what's worse: Phil thinking that he squeaked out a win after this, or his sycophant dents falling over themselves trying to kiss Phil's ass.

I certainly know what's better: DSP doing a second sidescrollers interview after the outcome of the first one.

 

[Angry Shoes]

I don't know what their initial intent was, but I have to hand it to them this was a success. I don't know if they initially wanted him just to shit on RTU, shit on the detractors, or have a pet monkey, but either way building him up so he's confident to talk to actually people so we can get milk like this is genius. PLEASE GOD go on Destiny next Phil. Everyone loves you now, it will be a walk in the park.

I assume they just wanted him to shit on RTU and never though he'd actually do it. Then to their surprise when he did a few shows with them it was entertaining.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

"It was at this moment he knew he fucked up."


Of course, he's now referring to "the interview with Craig" as his "scheduled responsibility". Sort of like how Leanna is referred to as "his ex".

I guess getting your shit pushed in has that effect.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Very petty "but ackshually" to piggy back on this ridiculous controller sentiment and to plug a very good controller, you can throw down $40 to 8bitdo and have a very solid pro style controller with the magnetic sticks that cancel out stick drift and has a nice sleek PS2 meets SNES daily driver controller that is significantly better than a Microsoft brand. It pains me mentally that people will throw down more than $50 on a controller that's best feature is it comes with an advertising tax.

There's a lot of companies making quality hall effect controllers now for reasonable prices, thankfully. Fuck Sony, Microsoft, Nintendo, etc... for the monopoly they ran on increasingly shit controllers milking people.