Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Gorton Colu]

Even joking about having an encyclopedic knowledge of pornstars is demented.

 

[just Reading a post]

I can't see him backing down and admitting defeat like that. He never did that with the Monty case or even the CHIPS case. He still argues with detractors almost everyday on twitter. Not today though, so maybe he has finally given up.

I can imagine his wife has had a nag at him as well.
Who knows. i can imagine he will be back to brighten our lives with coked out legalese takes and his drug aged face.
But for now, the coke fiend rests.

 

[Mark Robinson BussyLiquor]

she's pretty naive and easily trusting

Sadly naive, easily forgiving people

Or, put more succinctly: She is stupid.

 

[Desktop User2]

, he claims to have an almost encyclopedic knowledge of pornstars by name.

Chrissie asks Nick to name his top three. Nick only names two and awkwardness ensues. Nick's favorite is Krystal Boyd followed by Kenzie Reeves.

LMAO he just cant stop lying even in the most banal situations... reading your post I thought he was just being facetious but he honestly stated his encyclopedic knowledge. That´s so funny.

 

[dustnight]

Fun fact, Kenzie Reeves is also Nick's favorite porn meme (the one where she is on a couch and surrounded by black men). Apparently, Nick is a fan of more than just the meme.
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[Catgirl Tyranid]

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You're giving Aaron way to much credit in this meme. It would have worked just fine without him.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

You're giving Aaron way to much credit in this meme. It would have worked just fine without him.

If it was Aaron and 4 Balldos it would've been perfect.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

he claims to have an almost encyclopedic knowledge of pornstars by name.

We really need to put down anyone who has an encyclopedic knowledge of pornstars.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

We really need to put down anyone who has an encyclopedic knowledge of pornstars.

That is such retarded brag I cannot wrap my head around it.

All he is saying is "I need to look at totally deranged material to get an erection" by admitting that.

 

[Jungle Strike]

Why is Aaron is the 'least bad' of the Gangbang of Four? Kayla to my understanding is all but legally a vegetable, so assigning moral blame to her is akin to persecuting rocks for not having an opinion on the Holocaust. April is apparently sentient but seems just like a simple, malleable magpie: grasping vines to erver more powerful men (from her simple Woods Boy to Aaron, then from Aaron to Balldo). Toeguards may point to her leaving Aaron's keedz but they still have their actual mother.

I could go either way with Aaron or Nick being worst, and it may be premature to call who's worst as either can still do a lot of damage. I suppose Nick has greater capacity for evil due to resources available and on paper being smarter than Aaron, and the Toe can't punch above his weight (victories against the ragepig aside).

I think the men who are clearly leading Our Wives are more morally culpaple for manipulating, arranging, and orchestrating for the Qover to startt, fall apart, and are clearly in charge of the post-arrest lawfare. Please disabuse me of supposed simpery if I'm too off-base here.

 

[thebigdream]

If it was Aaron and 4 Balldos it would've been perfect.

But Aaron didn't need the Balldo, he had a true and honest erection, something Nick dreams of.

 

[not william stenchever]

But Aaron didn't need the Balldo, he had a true and honest erection, something Nick dreams of.

Even god's weakest soldier can stand at attention if they actually show up to muster.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Why is Aaron is the 'least bad' of the Gangbang of Four? Kayla to my understanding is all but legally a vegetable, so assigning moral blame to her is akin to persecuting rocks for not having an opinion on the Holocaust. April is apparently sentient but seems just like a simple, malleable magpie: grasping vines to erver more powerful men (from her simple Woods Boy to Aaron, then from Aaron to Balldo). Toeguards may point to her leaving Aaron's keedz but they still have their actual mother.

Can you niggers quit it with "oh poor little dumb damnsels" cope, it's old hat at this point; being a couple is a two player game and a lifestyle change will not happen without both consenting to it, giving up your role as caretaker of your kids to be high isn't something sustainable in time by only one half unless the other enables it or agrees with it; Qayla could at any point have put down her feet and told Nicky no, but either she's gutless trash or she thinks it's a great idea, the 'poor little dumb kay-kay' defense was stupid years ago and it's immensely retarded now.

What's next, are we to forgive everything Nick has done lately because he too is brain damaged beyond repair by a mixture or drugs, alcohol and pornography? Oh, poor little Nicky just doesn't understand what he's doing anymore, he's too dumdum to get it, simple Nicky is just lashing out like a primate and you need to understand he's all but legally a retard. Should we extend that courtesy to Ethan Ralph too?, he's always been a slow boy! he's too retarded yer honor! Just like Qayla!

Your moral fiber and values can and do exist outside of whatever your perceived intelligence might be, you can be a dumb piece of shit or a slowpoke who remains a good person, they aren't correlated; thus are both Qayla and Nicky pieces of human garbage.

And since some of you retards are too autistic to get it I'll say it plainly: a lot of what you perceive as 'toeguarding' is done specifically to piss off Nick because he has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that the only thing he F5s more frequently than pornhub and Xitter is his own thread.

Apologies if I sound incredibly MATI, but this has been a thing ever since Nicky's downfall to the point we've had actual simpering megafaggots use terms of endearment such as 'kay-kay' to refer to Fapcop's future wife.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Why is Aaron is the 'least bad' of the Gangbang of Four?

Because he isn't trying to gaslight people constantly, lying to their faces and pretending as if everyone other than him was retarded.
The Qonspiracy that he was set up, framed and railroaded alone earns him first place by a mile.
Such a fucking retard. Admit you fucked up, take a deal, go to rehab, take parenting classes, get your shit together.

Kayla to my understanding is all but legally a vegetable

She as a grown adult with children she is responsible for. If she is, as you say, a veggie from drug abuse, then she is very close runner up behind Nick, because people who can only endure being alive when barely conscious while their 5 kids live in squalor, does not deserve to keep those children.

I could go either way with Aaron or Nick being worst

Aaron is an dumb fucking moron, he needs to stfu and stay away from Nick and not deliver more material. But he is more stupid than malicious.
But at least he did not have one of his kids tested positive for 10x the limit of cocaine in their hair.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I can't see him backing down and admitting defeat like that. He never did that with the Monty case or even the CHIPS case. He still argues with detractors almost everyday on twitter. Not today though, so maybe he has finally given up.

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No, Vedo wasn't contacted. Pedophilia is something Americans and Russians share a common viewpoint on. I doubt the GRU saw Vedo as a vital part of a disinformation campaign.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Get Nick on and then have PPP join suddenly.

That would be the way to spice up this saga. Nick running off with his tail between his legs too.

Kenzie Reeves is also Nick's favorite porn meme (t

Wrong, you're thinking of Piper Perri, who also was a negligent parent. Shes the bitch from the famous meme. (Don't know the names of the niggers, outside of the deformed head one I don't think any of them work anymore)

 

[Mr. Pierce]

If April decides she wants kids (30's not far off, wouldn't be unheard of) then things could break down in a variety of very entertaining ways. Most boring option is that she just leaves and they let her, but I doubt any of these morons would let it end so neatly if things came to that.

While Nick and April both seem to me to be very unenthusiastic about having (more) children, I think it's very plausible that Kayla feels differently. Babies are cute and, very unlike older children, love you unconditionally.

And when the babies belong to your sisterwife, you get that enjoyment without getting fat or being responsible. April should keep a close on her birth control method, lest she suddenly find herself expanding the Qompound's population.

Nick certainly has a type and it isn't Kayla, unless he just likes women that much smaller than him whose names start with K (cursory research shows Krystal is 5 ft 3 in, Kenzie is 4 ft 10 in, and Kayla has been reported as 5 ft 1 in).

In fairness, Kayla was quite slender when they met. This is probably why the relationship degenerated.

 

[RotPockets]

You're giving Aaron way too much credit in this meme. It would have worked just fine without him.

Ricardo, Romaine and all those Minneapolis dope dealers he suspiciously started following on Instagram along with those local whores. Remember how ‘funny and weird’ it was for him to brag about collecting escorts’ phone numbers too.

 

[bitch eating beans]

Her entire makeup game is from a bygone era. I haven’t seen anyone IRL with that hard black line under the eyes that starts in the middle of the lid, not blended at all, since 2007. Not to mention that she overdoes her eyes AND her lips like she’s a country singer from 1986. Why is this slut so afraid of blending or neutrals?

Who taught this bitch to do her makeup? It’s not like there aren’t millions of tutorials for how to do this shit. By the time my daughters were 13, they were doing their mom’s makeup for nights out and it looked professionally done.

We all know April is not an intelligent woman, but she’s so dumb that she thinks she’s attractive enough to get away with makeup that looks like shit. Completely false.

Her entire style is weird (but not funny.) Her ensemble for the Ralph pics does not match even a little, and I've seen her wearing other odd things I can't recall right now. I'm guessing Spicer, MN isn't much of a fashion hub.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Her entire style is weird (but not funny.) Her ensemble for the Ralph pics does not match even a little, and I've seen her wearing other odd things I can't recall right now. I'm guessing Spicer, MN isn't much of a fashion hub.

She’s a fucking rube whore who thinks she can pass as a respectable woman. Nick must get off on humiliating her like this.