Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.5%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 25.8%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 61 16.9%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 140 38.8%
  • Total voters
    361
The system was bogged down by Nick's bullshit
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Time + Nick = Disgust
It’s pretty telling that Nick’s favorite kid is the one that knows him the least. On a long enough timeline everyone’s opinion of Nick turns to shit. As each one inevitably figures out he is a disappointing failure that spews nothing but lies, Balldo seethes as he tumbles down the list. The one least equipped to recognize his bullshit gets rewarded with ‘no school’, ‘no bedtime’ and unlimited free cocaine.
 
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Major said:
Knowing pornstar names is a bit weird
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She was popular back when I was a horny teenager and she used to be featured on websites all the time, she also was in a viral porn clip where in a ffm threesome scene the guy split a creampie between her and another girl, that was regularly posted on /gif/ for a while.
 
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Captain Manning said:
Is he talking about his dipshit audience, or is he still trying to claim he's considered a big deal by Rumble?
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No, as far as I can tell, he just stopped talking about it. This seems to be his MO. He stopped talking about:

- YouTube Manager
- Multiple short video content series
- His comic and colouring book
- His branded merchandise store
- His contact at Rumble and LOCALS
- A myriad of video ideas and show topics

AltisticRight said:
We're on May 130th, he's still got time to fulfill those 14 LOCALS streams. :really:
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I think he is hoping that things will be memory-holed. When he does come back to streaming in the year of our Lord 2026, he will ask why people are STILL housing him for things he said YEARS ago...
 
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Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
I think he is hoping that things will be memory-holed. When he does come back to streaming in the year of our Lord 2026, he will ask why people are STILL housing him for things he said YEARS ago...
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The stupidity of Nick's remaining audience is both a blessing and a curse for him.

On the one hand, they believe everything he says.

On the other hand, they... uhhh... believe everything he says. Like they totally still believe they are getting that 5k gift, and will keep reminding him from now till the end of time.
 
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Light blue notebook said:
The filing is that bad, huh.
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It was easy to predict he wouldn't stream until the filing, but if he doesn't stream ABOUT the filing, it's probably beyond trash.

Sean might well be eating good this weekend.

Not that he doesn't eat good every weekend. HAHAHAH! Does that reach the heights of Dax or Nick's comedy or did I need to add more fake laughter?)

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Nick please, you have the chance to be really funny.
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It's too late. He already entered "If I Did It" territory in terms of his aggressive non-monogamy a year ago when he was allegedly making shower calls to insist that if he DID go to Hedonism II, it wasn't during Queen of Spades week (spoiler alert: his stay in August 2022 had an overlap with most of one such event)

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Balldo's Gate said:
It was easy to predict he wouldn't stream until the filing, but if he doesn't stream ABOUT the filing, it's probably beyond trash.

Sean might well be eating good this weekend.

Not that he doesn't eat good every weekend. HAHAHAH! Does that reach the heights of Dax or Nick's comedy or did I need to add more fake laughter?)


It's too late. He already entered "If I Did It" territory in terms of his aggressive non-monogamy a year ago when he was allegedly making shower calls to insist that if he DID go to Hedonism II, it wasn't during Queen of Spades week (spoiler alert: his stay in August 2022 had an overlap with most of one such event)

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Nick is the poster boy for narcissism. He can never, I repeat, never take responsibility for anything.
 
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Potatoherder said:
Honestly he is making more money by not streaming. Most of his money is coming from yt members and locals subs. Each time he streams there is a risk someone will question the narrative and that puts his paid memberships at risk. Imagine you're a yt member who enters his chat now and sees users are hostile and mods are censoring everyone.
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He cannot be making that much money, but it is more than I expected. His last post when he 'got his children back' in early August had about 80 unique user comments (paid feature), so he has at least that many supporters. Multiple that by 4 to be generous, and Nick is barely clearing 1300 USD per month unless there is a huge segment of people not missing 5 USD every month.

Add 150 YouTube memberships in his steady 600-800 viewer base at a 3-5 dollar rate and a few hundred dollars of Superchats, and Nick might clear 2000 per month--24000 per annum.

Double that again, and he is barely making farm labour wages according the Bureau of Labour Statistics for Minnesota.
 
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Gobermental Supervisor said:
Nigga, you had 26g of cocaine + ketamine in your house, your kid tested positive and your wife is a drugged out wreck, while you get a blowjob from your mistress on livestream while you have powder on your nose from your last line.
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It's bullshit I did not hit my daughter with the coke bullet, I did nawt. O hai Aaron.
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Still with those retarded hints about "the story"
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Yeah right.

:story: cool story bro balldo :story:
 
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