Concord - robots with pronouns

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Troons love good character designs that they can goon too, duh. How is this supposed to crack people's eggs after all compared to this?
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One of these is going to be featured in 'egg cracking' grooming memes targeted at horny teenagers, the other will not.

Like I keep saying, ugly character are for women, not for troons. Troons are just an easy target to blame, especially as they will defend their side in the culture war.

 

[Synthetic Smug]

The whiplash when Sony leadership inevitably blames this on the white piggu misleading them and half of the studios along the west coast get shuttered will be hilarious

If you think that's going to be wild wait until they cancel the Marathon reboot.

Writing has been on the wall for two years but to not preference false is to know sin for these people.

 

[SucculentSappling]

My favorite part during this whole ordeal is the discord and reddit. I haven't checked if they've unlocked the reddit (since they locked it a few days ago) but the discord has been a shit show. It's funny watching the mods cope, as they silence and ban anyone for speaking out against the game. If you say something wrong about it, constructive or not, they yeet ya lol.

 

[Caligura]

Like I keep saying, ugly character are for women, not for troons. Troons are just an easy target to blame, especially as they will defend their side in the culture war.

Also it just dawned on me that this is actually a pajeet pooner, not a latinx pooner so it's actually even worse since it would be canonical that she'd smell like shit 24/7. Can you imagine this being your squad's healer?! Imagine being a 6 year old trying to finish your Lutheran elementary school day and you can already smell the curry off of this bitch from a mile away.

Seems like the only 'white' character in the whole game is the light skinned latinx Teo. He has one A10 eye so he can maybe cross onto Hyperborea albeit only up to 7 days on a paid travel visa.

 

[Tanner Glass]

You have an incredibly rosy picture of the understanding that execs have of the markets their products are in. Bungie bet the farm on the already long-in-the-tooth Destiny 2 being able to finance the development of multiple new games over a period of 4+ years, with two of those new games having been cancelled, one spun off to a separate studio by their parent company, and the sole survivor having a strong chance of a Redfall-esque hard landing (it won't be Concord-level bad, there will be at least some interest in it).

Destiny as a franchise has made a few billion dollars on an (alleged) budget of $500m, before any money they got from Activision as part of whatever the fuck that contract was. Destiny 2 was part of Steam's public "Top 12 games that made the most money on this platform all year" in the most recent 2023 list - putting it in the company of GOTY Baldur's Gate 3 and absurd money makers Counter Strike 2, DOTA, and Apex Legends.

The money was there - but it was mismanaged and pissed away. It's not a bad bet to think that a successful game franchise will continue to be successful. It's more a shame that a studio like Bungie has fallen down so badly - but that seems to be how it is in the current envrionment.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I didn't see this posted from a cursory search for the link, SO.

https://www.instagram.com/themilajam/reel/C_LRmq4O3w4/

The tranny Mila Jam who played the knife user Bazz with cursed rule 34 went out and posed with copies of the game concord for ps5. This was posted well before the shutdown, so this aged like fucking milk of course. Including a local archive because a DFE wouldn't shock me, considering the flop.

Forigve me for the cursed vertical format, but thats what the tranny recorded it as.

 

[Digital Thunder]

ugly character are for women, not for troons

Hey, we don't want 'em either

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

I didn't see this posted from a cursory search for the link, SO.

https://www.instagram.com/themilajam/reel/C_LRmq4O3w4/

The tranny Mila Jam who played the knife user Bazz with cursed rule 34 went out and posed with copies of the game concord for ps5. This was posted well before the shutdown, so this aged like fucking milk of course. Including a local archive because a DFE wouldn't shock me, considering the flop.


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Forigve me for the cursed vertical format, but thats what the tranny recorded it as.

that guy taking a photo, is he gonna frame it and put it up in his outhouse, lol

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

Concord is now dead. Servers were taken offline

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

Gameplay of the last moments before the servers was shutdown.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Concord is now dead. Servers were taken offline
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Press S to Shit.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I'm not even mad about the triple posting, since you got the last moment on record.

 

[RandallBoggs]

Like I keep saying, ugly character are for women, not for troons. Troons are just an easy target to blame, especially as they will defend their side in the culture war.

Nah, women wanna play characters that have pretty skins. If D.VA wasn’t a cute Korean gamer girl and instead looked like Zarya, she would have no female mains.

 

[Male Idiot]

In this case, the artists reconsidering their careers is a good move. The art of this game was a colossal, epic failiure of historical proportions.

Perhaps the coder monkeys and such are faultless, but the art directors should get this as a black mark on their careers. The game didn't die because it was badly coded or buggy. It died because it was genuinely ass ugly.

If you are a cook and your food makes everyone do projectile vomit, don't be a cook.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

ugly character are for women

No, you niggerfaggot.

 

[Metamorpho]

Press S to Shit.

S

 

[30+GameOvers]

Concord is now dead. Servers were taken offline
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S to spit

 

[Hooked on phobics]

In this case, the artists reconsidering their careers is a good move. The art of this game was a colossal, epic failiure of historical proportions.

Perhaps the coder monkeys and such are faultless, but the art directors should get this as a black mark on their careers. The game didn't die because it was badly coded or buggy. It died because it was genuinely ass ugly.

If you are a cook and your food makes everyone do projectile vomit, don't be a cook.

I'd possibly disagree, IF (mandatory IF) the artists were just FORCED to make them abominable. Think of it like if you are a good artist, and your JOB, under risk of firing, is to create fat pooner DAW. You still want a check, so you do it, you hate it, but you do it.
That said, the "professor" lisa brown can get fucked.

 

[Rich Evans Ayypologist]

I'ma be real - the design of these characters could have worked. If - if - you weren't retarded. Imagine them drawn in Jamie Hewlett's style - the Gorillaz and Tank Girl guy. Or maybe a bit of Sam Keith - The Maxx guy. Stylized ugly.

The really dumb, weird outfits could benefit massively from a shakeup that thick shadow could afford them, and ugly mugs with weird proportions can really come alive with some beefy contours.

You'd want to embrace that they're all ugly and weird as shit, and shove them in an ugly and weird-as-shit universe. You'd want the future to look like a ragtag hand-me-down thrift shoppe universe. For example, Daw's retarded goggles - big, thick fucking straps on either side visible from outer-fucking-space, make those suckers look goofy as shit and give the lad gigantic fucking eyes when they're on. Poofy-ass coat, take those stupid fucking shoulderpads off, trailing down to the fat fuck's knees and flying out every time tubby took a jump and shook the earth on landing.

Instead, they blew about $150M dollars more than they needed on those stupidly-realistic, crisp animations and the hard-realism style, and it's fucking dead.

 

[Computer Guardian]

Gameplay of the last moments before the servers was shutdown.

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>"Could not log in due to maintenance"
It'll be a maintenance that will never finish, that's for sure

>"Login failed, press X to Retry Login"
Yeah, all two Cocord fans will keep retrying alright, even more so for anybody who didn't repeatedly ack themselves into the platinum trophy