Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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There’s also a small difference between a flat-chested woman and the unnatural concavity of a pooner’s post-surgery chest that I’ve learned to pick out. Also, most of them will helpfully announce their transness with pins on the lapel. Again, like a frog. A poison dart frog.
I'm sure I miss the more discrete pooners but the out ones are easy to spot. I'll notice the wierd pube beard from a distance and as I get closer the trans badges/patches come into view. Frog voice confirms it, another testerone-poisened pooner.
 
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I'm jealous of the people who aren't seeing troons in the flesh. I live in a medium place and don't go anywhere amazing, but there's a hon at the hardware store about every third time I go (different ones). Grocery stores more like every other time.

Pooners equivocal, because it's hard to tell if someone is a pooner or a lady with dyed/short hair if you're not chatting up everyone in line like a maniac. Did check out behind an incredibly stinky punk girl with a side-shave and the nonbinary flag painted across the back of her jeans jacket, but that was at the grocery store by the college campus.
I'm sure I miss the more discrete pooners but the out ones are easy to spot. I'll notice the wierd pube beard from a distance and as I get closer the trans badges/patches come into view. Frog voice confirms it, another testerone-poisened pooner.
The common pooner, Homo falsumhomines, is a huge problem where I live. It has become a rapidly-breeding invasive species since it was introduced here from the Tumblrian subcontinent. H. falsumhomines favors retail environments and seems to have a commensal relationship with ferrets or reptiles/amphibians with how they are always seen in said sections in animal retail places.

One thing that is a telltale sign of a nearby H. falsumhomines, is that of a pungent odor, that could be said to be very piscine in nature. This characteristic scent is produced by symbiotic bacteria within an unusual organ that is known as the poon. It is thought that H. falsumhomines does this both to mark its territory as well as attract other H. falsumhomines to the area to form a nesting colony.
 
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Be honest, 98% of the shit published by any "academic" is just as much gibberish.
It’s pretty much 100% in sociology and philosophy. Psychology is barely a fraction of a percentage point behind, too. All peer reviewed by their mates who talk the same bullshit.

Why do they get paid? I’d pay them to fuck off, to be fair.
 
I'm sure I miss the more discrete pooners but the out ones are easy to spot. I'll notice the wierd pube beard from a distance and as I get closer the trans badges/patches come into view. Frog voice confirms it, another testerone-poisened pooner.
I didn’t realize I interacted with a pooner the other day until I left the establishment, but it was a girl in her teens with short hair and one of those (out of fashion here) pukka necklaces with no makeup.
She was painfully shy and initially I clocked her as a young tomboy or lesbian, but that doesn’t exist nowadays.
No nametag but I’d be willing to bet it was some soft boi name.
No TRT either.

You don’t want to be hyper sexualized and like stuff other than dresses and makeup and aren’t like the other girls?
It’s 2024, poon out. No other options.

These girls are so confused.
 
I will say Maia Kobabe's whining about her book being removed from schools got me to read it, and doing so made me twice the TERF I already was. No, I don't want my kids to have access to a book written by a woman who couldn't read or write until she was in double digits, where she talks about her masturbation techniques, how paralizingly traumatic she finds going to the gyno, or how her sister encouraged her to taste her own vaginal fluids.
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The fujo to pooner pipeline proves itself once again. Imagine you're a little kid in school and you're forced to read about some illiterate fujo's voyueristic fantasies and get to see a hideous tumblrite character suck on a strap-on. The book kept veering from being painfully boring to outright fucking disgusting. This isn't for children. It's for other fujos and gay niggers with arrested development like her.
 
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Be honest, 98% of the shit published by any "academic" is just as much gibberish.
I appreciate the academic space because it's a waste of money and time like other markets, but you'll see some dude spend 18 years to add a single theory to some made-up field of humanities and it'll be his crown jewel. And then he'll put his goblin OC on the cover. Yes I've seen that not once but twice at university. It's like a slightly more respectable tism than driving your tesla to your six digit casino app dev job.
 
Be honest, 98% of the shit published by any "academic" is just as much gibberish.
If we're talking about postmodernist and adjacent academics, I'd say 98% is an extremely optimistic assessment.
What the ever loving, nonsense babbling fuck?
She didn't win that world's worst writing award for nothing:
"The move from a structuralist account in which capital is understood to structure social relations in relatively homologous ways to a view of hegemony in which power relations are subject to repetition, convergence, and rearticulation brought the question of temporality into the thinking of structure, and marked a shift from a form of Althusserian theory that takes structural totalities as theoretical objects to one in which the insights into the contingent possibility of structure inaugurate a renewed conception of hegemony as bound up with the contingent sites and strategies of the rearticulation of power."
(Not that her non-academic writing is any less nonsensical, from what I've seen of Who's Afraid of Gender?)
 
Isn't it funny how online it seems like trannies are absolutely everywhere and every 3rd person is trans, yet in reality spotting one unless you are at an event or place likely to draw trannies you almost never see one?
To be fair, every single troon I've met (except one) you'd never guess was a troon if you saw them on the street. Not because they passes as their desired gender but because they're so low effort that nobody would ever entertain the idea that they're trans unless you had the misfortune to talk with them.
 
A lil’ dood just found out something truly disturbing…

Their tranny surgeon is following a (gasp!) transphobic account!

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Astounding how fragile these freaks are.
Makes sense did Mengele like his Jewish patients. Why would a Tranny Doc like Troons they mutilate the bodies of the mentally ill and self-absorbed just to line their pockets.
 
The book kept veering from being painfully boring to outright fucking disgusting. This isn't for children. It's for other fujos and gay niggers with arrested development like her.
Parents should read it to know what their kids are going to claim is a symptom of genderism. "Aw, honey, that's called 'being a late bloomer.' You been reading a lot of the yaois with your friends?"
 
If we're talking about postmodernist and adjacent academics, I'd say 98% is an extremely optimistic assessment.

She didn't win that world's worst writing award for nothing:

(Not that her non-academic writing is any less nonsensical, from what I've seen of Who's Afraid of Gender?)

That... That was one sentence. Holy shit

Not surprised in the slightest. I had to analyze Judith Butler’s work for a course. I was better able to read and comprehend Edgar Allan Poe and HP Lovecraft in middle school than I did Gender Trouble when I was old enough to drink. She’d be more notorious if it didn’t require ten minutes per sentence to decipher her pretentious gobbledygook. Luckily, while not much better, it’s much easier for everyone to make out what peaking material someone like Tony Reed or the average Redditor wrote.
 
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I feel so disgusted with my face. I honestly wanna smash all mirrors or just wear a paper bag over my head for the rest of my life. Why can't I look pretty and feminine like all the other girls my age? I look so masculine, and I feel hideous. I hate my man face. I wish I was never male. I wish I had taken puberty blockers before my body was ruined.

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I take 200 mg Oral pills and I believe oral pills are ineffective because it has to pass through the liver to be absorbed and it is usually a small % that is actually progestrone. Oral ptogestrone just converts into different metabolites when going through the kidneys. So could I take my oral pills rectally?

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Like people can tell I am trans so they she/her me avoid hurting my feelings. So not being misgendered but also not passing. Is this real or is it just my insecurities?

Optimal_Priority2899 here also goes by 'Chloe', has been on Titty Skittles for a year, works in Walmart and judgning from his post history, is clearly not doing well. He posts a lot on 4trans4, which is meant to be 'funny' so I won't bother posting those here, but given the frequency he does it and chosen subjects, as well as his vocabulary (a lot of 'cissoids', 'moids' etc) he's well on the path to either violence or the 41%.
 
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With their blatant lies about suffering, I wish they would be put into concentration camps.
I mean think about it... Every actual minority has no chance escaping a concentration camp. They have no choice. Yet all a tranny would need to do is just "detransition", and in the end that saves their life as well. Literally protects everyone else's life because women wouldnt need to share a space with them anymore. You can't even provide an explanation on the thing you are identifying as. What is a woman? What is a man?

I highly doubt Nazis targeted any tranny back then for being a tranny. They targeted gay men, and that included all the trannies that ever existed because tranny nonsense was a HSTS thing only. If they even existed back then. Like what... 5 people in total I bet?
Funnily, I read into this following a review by a German court when that professor claimed troons weren’t targeted in the holocaust. I could find an example of exactly 2 trannys sent to camps. Both were gay lol. It was wildly inconsistent, tbf.
Nazi Germany seemed to view Trannyism as less gross than being gay, much better than Jews or commies, and potentially tolerable if attached to an Aryan. Some troons were even able to keep their sex change certificates under the regime.

Exactly tho. So oppressed that you only have to change clothes to avoid being gassed. Beautiful.
 
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