Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

I don't think we can expect Balldo to read every Kiwi post, watch all content about himself on YouTube, argue with random people on X about word meanings and also stream his own shows.

Priorities. He's a busy guy.

 

[DemsBNutz]

Aaron's neither lucky nor unlucky, he's getting exactly what he deserves for getting involved with the Rekietas

So Aaron is chaotic nutral in this DnD story?? Hnmm... So who is the hero out of this?? My story money is on Sean or lawtube and Null.. More funny if it turns out to be the farms crew who attened the omibus.. They all look cool enough to introvert/extrovert with.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

So Aaron is chaotic nutral in this DnD story?? Hnmm... So who is the hero out of this?? My story money is on Sean or lawtube and Null.. More funny if it turns out to be the farms crew who attened the omibus.. They all look cool enough to introvert/extrovert with.

Aaron is neutral evil.
He just got fucked over by the rest of the evil cast.
There are no good people in this story besides maybe the church who reported all this skeevy shit for the benefit of the kids. All of lawtube is a bunch of grifting shitbags with equally weird problems.
Null really isn't relevant to the story other than observing it and having a weird pervert man send him whiny shower texts.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

So Aaron is chaotic nutral in this DnD story?? Hnmm... So who is the hero out of this?? My story money is on Sean or lawtube and Null.. More funny if it turns out to be the farms crew who attened the omibus.. They all look cool enough to introvert/extrovert with.

The closest thing to a hero in this tale is the Pastor who went to the police and got the ball(do) rolling.

 

[DemsBNutz]

The closest thing to a hero in this tale is the Pastor who went to the police and got the ball(do) rolling.

You pun is well place and respected! Cheers good sir!

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

It’s the year 2032. Barron Trump is running for president in a desolate wasteland. Suddenly, Nicholas Rekieta emerges from the ashes with a stream to end all streams and finally explains to us what happened on that fateful day in May of 2024 when his household was seized by a vengeful cyborg raccoon, know only as Johm Potter, and the legal system was shattered beyond repair. In the distance, a lone ex-Kiwi Farmer whispers “loooooooossssssser.”

I’ll see myself out.

 

[repentance]

[posted because of miss click. Please delete if you have mid powers fit it.]

You can delete your own posts.

 

[Scan_Lines]

As Nick has sent me on a mission to expand my knowledge of narcissism, I've been doing a lot of research.

An interesting point in this video that female narcissist parents will often have a favourite child that they feel reflects them.
Male narcissists will often leave the family unit and abandon them as they see them as a burden.

We know Nick has his favourite daughter and we've seen that he feels his children are a burden on his swinging life.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Knowing pornstar names is a bit weird

Even if you have to, gun to your head, just say popular ones everyone knows. Belle Delphine, Riley Reid, Johnny Sins for some variety I guess lol. I could do more as I have a pretty decent memory as of late, but the point it simple. Enough to get by, but not enough to condemn yourself.

It’s the year 2032. Barron Trump is running for president in a desolate wasteland.

2041 is when he will be eligible.

 

[Scan_Lines]

I've always wondered why Americans are obsessed with narcissism. I guess it forms the core of their culture

Like anything, people want to label and quantify things so they can understand them. The American health care system also makes a lot of money doing so as it's another to treat and manage.

Western cultures have more of a focus because they're more individualist. It's more of a focus than an obsession because it may not be more prevalent but the culture often allows it to be more noticeable.
All of our social media apps focus around portraying a fake self and has indulged that aspect of ourselves.

We all have narcissistic traits, the question is to what degree and then, what do we do about them, if anything.

Nick may acknowledge he is a narcissist but he wants to change the world rather than himself which is one of the hardest things for a narcissist to accept.

 

[Clayton cadidlehopper]

Nick’s realtors are showing off the second home in all its orange-showered horror in a nearly 5 minute long slideshow posted as an Instagram video.

Apparently there is also an open house Tuesday afternoon...

 

[SMOCAINE 4]

Requesting, but not filing, a reply is not uncommon. If you’re totally fucked, a reply is just going to waste the judges time and make your arguments look worse.


So, the judge took the matter under advisement around 4pm on 9/6, according to one of the watchers on Xitter. (Cannot confirm the time this switched over to advisement but that’s when it was noticed). Under advisement means that the memos are all with the judge and we’re waiting for the judge to decide the issue. This status would not have been changed, barring some mistake from the clerk, if they were still waiting for the reply.

IMO Nicks lawyer / one of the paralegals called the court around 4pm and let them know that they won’t be filing a reply, This is a common courtesy to the court, so nobody’s wondering if you missed your deadline / will be coming in hot with a nunc pro tunc request for more time to file your reply one week later.

Now, to me, this seems like the most likely explanation. But I don’t know how Nick’s lawyer convinced him they didn’t need a reply, but props to him for getting that through, I imagine that was a very uphill battle.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

"Classy people keep secrets"

Swingers use “classy” to refer to the “good ones” who follow the unwritten social rules of swinging, such as not keeping/sharing nudes from other people, or saying “thanks but not interested” instead of “fat bitch lol” before unmatching on a dating app.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

So who is the hero out of this?

The heroes are the people from the church (including the pastor) who stepped up.

Nobody is a hero for a-logging.

And there's really nothing the Barneswalker could file that would repair the absolute disaster that was his first filing, which the state devastated.

He didn't even try to "You misunderstand us, stalker child" as a response.

They're fucked.

 

[parsnip]

Isn't it possible the reply just hasn't been added to the website and will show up on Monday?

 

[Gorton Colu]

Lack of reply could be due to the fact that the one of the eminent legal minds of the age, Nick Cokeita, could not think of anything for his lawyer to put in. I really want to see a motion that is ended with dictated, but not read by Nick. Nick needs to big shot this small town loser judge.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

I don't think we can expect Balldo to read every Kiwi post, watch all content about himself on YouTube, argue with random people on X about word meanings and also stream his own shows.

Priorities. He's a busy guy.

Quite hilarious how Meme Copium was smoking the eternal lurker out by @ ing him in chats that were talking about his situation.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Pornstars typically use stage names. So I'd say her "name" is alliterated because she's retarded.
And you can't convince me that she isn't.

You cracked the code.
Lord Balldo wanted a blonde anorexic pornstar who pretends to be 16 with an alliterated name.

In comes: April Anderson

 

[Pentamidine]

Lack of reply could be due to the fact that the one of the eminent legal minds of the age, Nick Cokeita, could not think of anything for his lawyer to put in. I really want to see a motion that is ended with dictated, but not read by Nick. Nick needs to big shot this small town loser judge.

Nick's lawyer didn't file a reply because the prosecution's response to Nick's not-a-motion-to-suppress didn't even address Nick's central claim - that Pomplun said he watched NICK'S video, which was a LIE because he actually watched a COPY of Nick's video! When Nick saw the state's response he probably celebrated and sang and danced like Russel Greer did when he thought he got a default judgement against Taylor Swift.

I'd put money on Nick giving this explanation when he eventually streams about this (likely after he loses and doesn't get his Franks hearing). "The State didn't even address the cop's lie - which was the entire basis for probable cause BY THE WAY - and the retard judge who doesn't even know what the rule of completion is just didn't give a shit! The State will ALWAYS fuck you over, they don't care about the rules or the proof or even the truth they just want to see you suffer *takes swig out of chalice that definitely isn't full of booze*"

 

[SMOCAINE 4]

Isn't it possible the reply just hasn't been added to the website and will show up on Monday?

Could be. I don’t believe the clerk has to “push it” through the system though, electronic filings just show up. It would also be strange that the clerk updated the case without the electronic filing showing up in the system.

Nick could own the Kiwifags by going down to the courthouse and filing a physical copy, requiring someone to physically scan it into the record. I am not familiar with the local rules in bumfuck county Minnesota (some require electronic filing nowadays) but I guess this could technically be possible.