Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

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Mr. Null, we're gonna need a update to "Skinny Cunt" now
 
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Null said:
So, for the record, Nick started his channel as a thin vegan and gained on camera for the fetish content. He has always been an expert dietician and it was speculated by those in the know (YourMovieSucks for instance) he would lose it all.

I expected a sponsorship with a weight loss program, but maybe he's waiting for a company to offer now that he's back and already thin.
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Honestly, I don't buy it. If he was really in control, he wouldn't have gained THAT much.
He must have those ghastly skin flaps now. Even if he did it on purpose, that would still be an L. Imagine disfiguring yourself for clicks.
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I haven't had the chance to finish the video yet, but it seems that he is skinny again and this was all one big social experiment according to Nick.

this is my first post so please forgive any formatting errors
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Basically, as someone probably already said itt: "Jokes on you, I was only pretending to be retarded!"
Buuut the weight loss is an impressive dispray of dicipline, no matter how you flip it, I have to admit.
 
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Ebony Odogaron said:
Yeah one doesn't lose all that weight in 7 months naturally unless they are incredibly sick (AIDS, cancer, strokes) or had surgery (gastric sleeve or bypass). Some dark faggotry is at work here.
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It's the glycemic index + the satiety index + fasting + ozempic + he was never actually addicted to food.

Null said:
He has always been an expert dietician and it was speculated by those in the know (YourMovieSucks for instance) he would lose it all.
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I came into this thread specifically to call you Nullstradamus for predicting that Avocado would drop the weight the nanosecond his health problems outweighed the money he was making from it, but apparently it's been completely obvious to most people here from the get-go.

My prediction is that his next grift will be something along the same line of divisive, pity-baiting, homosexually-coded, drama-farming fakery as his morbid obesity was. I'm not entirely sure what, though. NOT anorexia or drug abuse because that would damage his health, not gambling collabs with Bossman because that would damage his bank account, maybe turbo-veganism and environmental protesting?
 
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While you're all slapfighting over whether this is fake (for the record I believe it's legit), I'll take this moment to do a PSA about parrot petting. You shouldn't pet parrots in the back, they think it's sexual foreplay and get hormonal and frustrated as a result, especially amazons like the one in the video. Only pet your parrots in the head to avoid aggressive behavior.
 
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