2024 Halloween Merch Run

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https://madattheinternet.com/shop/
Viking Zip-Ups are now on backorder. Get orders in ASAP so they can make the original shipment.

Every year I do a Halloween merchandise sale selling apparel with custom graphics This is this year's. The site selling them belongs to Mad at the Internet. Mad at the Internet is a distinct legal entity from the Kiwi Farms, so its income supports me personally.



Designs

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The Viking design is available as a t-shirt (front) and zip-up hoodie (back). The zip-up is a winter hoodie. Both are black.

The Trick-or-Treat design is available as a t-shirt (front) and sweatshirt (front). Both are unisex. Both are black.

All garments available in limited quantities between XS and 3XL. There's a single unique 5XL being printed for someone in particular.

Base Garments

Viking T-Shirts will be a Next Level 3600.
Viking Zip-Up is a thick winter Independent Trading Co. IND4000Z.

Trick-or-Treat T-Shirts will be a Next Level 3600.
Trick-or-Treat Sweatshirt will be a Next Level 9003.

Sizing for the T-Shirts (both designs)
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Sizing for the Zip-Up.
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Sizing for the Sweatshirt.
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Shipping

US: $8.00 Flat
Canada: US$15.00 Flat
Europe: US$15.00 Flat
Anywhere Else: US$25.00 Flat

No delivery to Cuba, Iran, Syria, DPRK, Russia, or parts of Ukraine subject to OFAC sanctions.

The issue with shipping being considerably higher than these numbers was fixed.



Checkout

There is no backorder. First come, first serve. Don't wait.

Example cart:
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Ignore the red lines visible in some mock-ups. There will be no red lines in final product.

You have the option of card, money order, or crypto during checkout. If you select Money Order or Crypto, you should pay promptly or I will release your order. If you are sending in a money order, please visit your post office and send the tracking number by email with your order number. If you are paying with crypto, follow instructions and email me with your order number and transaction id.

There is an "order tip" at the top. It has been requested I let people tip; you can do so with this. Either add a fixed tip or enter in a custom amount. Thank you!


Privacy
Obviously your privacy means a ton to me. One thing you can consider doing to further protect yourself is use a gift card with a random name, or a Privacy Card, which is effectively the same thing.

Go to https://privacy.com/, do the KYC with them, link a bank account, and generate a card. Buy your merch under the name John Smith to a PO Box or neighbor, and you've protected yourself from snooping. It's a thing I do all the time.


HAPPY HALLOWEEN
 
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I suggest some nordic runes on the side of the image or on the sleeve that says something real art-of-war-sy, like "Patience wins wars" or some shit.
For the symbol on the belt, you could do ol' reliable and just have a noose. Or the aforementioned text.
Either way, if I ever go to EVO I'll wear it to enrage Guilty Gear trannies.
 
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Is it just that one design or will there be more? Was thinking about getting merch last year but didn't
 
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Any input? I am going to replace the logo with something on the belt, not sure what though.
If you’re going with a Viking theme, the crows of Odin Huginn and Muninn were his all seeing eyes and all hearing ears. They would fly to all the realms gathering knowledge for the gods. Would be pretty easy to incorporate a kiwi in place of a traditional crow.
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