Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

['Ole Dente]

i think he should be in a group home personally

We should have an extensive discussion about this group home theory. I think it has a lot of merit.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

We should have an extensive discussion about this group home theory. I think it has a lot of merit.

First we need to decide whether or not Clint is a bad father

 

[DienoEnneCalah]

This adds a whole new dimension to the name Bad Company.

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

Never EVER associate with BPDemon's, let this be a warning

Christ Josh fucking leave bro please

 

[Quandaries Sage]

Out of every Cow cobes is honestly one of the least detestable ones. I hope he can escape this evil woman

 

[Eventide]

We should have an extensive discussion about this group home theory. I think it has a lot of merit.

I always thought Cobra belonged in a group home. It goes without saying, he clearly has trouble taking care of himself (health wise/hygiene wise), and pisses away his money on booze (an addiction that will no doubt lead to an untimely Cirrhosis-related demise).

A decent group home could offer him 3 warm meals a day, healthy socialization/activities (for example, trips to a mall or theme park) or even a job (I knew of a lovely group home that ran a few used furniture stores/taught its mentally disabled residents furniture restoration). Not to mention, a respite from his alcoholism. It's a shame no one (for example, a social worker) sat his family down and explained to them the benefits of a group home. This isn't the 1950's, Cobra isn't going to be subjected to electroshock therapy, or lobotomized. There's no reason for his family to be so resistant to the option.

 

[GuntPatrol]

Looks like he has a 410 shotgun and a 38 spl

That's definitely not a .410 shotgun my dude. A shell for a .410 is about the size of a AA battery (only slightly longer). That's at least a 20 gauge, and looks more like a proper 12 gauge to me. Not that it makes much of a difference when it's directly under your chin, except maybe for the person who has to clean up afterwards.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Not to bring up the infernal loop BUUUUUTTTT, in most cases this is absolutely something you get a 72 psych hold for.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

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I pray it doesn't end this way.
In a perfect world, Josh kills her in self defense, is completely exonerated, and the trauma is a wake up call.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Cool Tatste weighs in on the situation.

 

[Xenomorph]

please tell me this is a joke

I said way earlier in this thread when everyone was celebrating Josh's break up from Jessica it wasn't over...BPD women want the men who rejected them to burn.

 

[Maverick Vile]

-Exasperated boyfriend about to sing a solo on Kurt Cobain's microphone just to get a moment's reprieve from her harpy voice.
-Turns on phone to record it.
-MUST have her face in the shot.



We are reaching peak levels of BPD Hoe only thought to be theoretically possible.

 

[Urgunt]

I feel like cobes is the only cow I'll feel genuinely sad when I learn he's gone. I pray he doesn't leave this world by his own hands.

 

[TheRealDirlewanger]

Idk anything about cobes besides he is gross and a cringe "edgy" liberal but a based pedo hater and he lost his bearded dragon and his gf left him. Who is this "Chris" person?

 

[The Cunting Death]

I mean she looks like the type who would snap your neck if you even looked at her funny.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Cobes made a rookie mistake, he allowed the evil to enter his trailer. It was hard enough for him to banish the demon the first time, and it came with a heavy price. What price will he have to pay this time?

 

[Eventide]

Idk anything about cobes besides he is gross and a cringe "edgy" liberal but a based pedo hater and he lost his bearded dragon and his gf left him. Who is this "Chris" person?

Same. I never really followed King Cobra. For Lolcow on the 'farms, he seems to have a good heart.

Also, did Cobra's bearded dragon die, or did he lose it via escaping?

Someone should send him a new pet that's slightly harder to die, like a turtle.

...wait, no, turtle enclosures are a bit difficult to maintain.

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

I mean she looks like the type who would snap your neck if you even looked at her funny.

Correction; she would deeply wish your neck was snapped, but she's too much of a fucking pussy to don't anything. That's why she has to pray on autistics like cobes a d slowly erode at their will to live

 

[Urgunt]

Same. I never really followed King Cobra. For Lolcow on the 'farms, he seems to have a good heart.

Also, did Cobra's bearded dragon die, or did he lose it via escaping?

Someone should send him a new pet that's slightly harder to die, like a turtle.

...wait, no, turtle enclosures are a bit difficult to maintain.

Jord meant well with Puff, no doubt, but he was blowing weed smoke in the lizard's face and letting food rot in its tank. The only pet he should have is a tomagotchi, or preferably a rock. Also yes, Puff absolutely died, he went missing around January in Wyoming in the winter. Safe to say that little lizard didn't make it far.

 

[3deadniggers]

We should have an extensive discussion about this group home theory. I think it has a lot of merit.

First we need to decide whether or not Clint is a bad father

You two doing this circle jerk are far more annoying than people suggesting group homes or Clint. We get it, it's repetitive but at least those people are trying to add to the conversation. You are acting like Reddit upvote farmers posting the same exact shit every single page. You loop worse than NAL does and it's genuinely annoying because it's so unfunny and Reddit like.

I said way earlier in this thread when everyone was celebrating Josh's break up from Jessica it wasn't over...BPD women want the men who rejected them to burn.

If he hadn't have let her in it would have been.

Jord meant well with Puff, no doubt, but he was blowing weed smoke in the lizard's face and letting food rot in its tank. The only pet he should have is a tomagotchi, or preferably a rock. Also yes, Puff absolutely died, he went missing around January in Wyoming in the winter. Safe to say that little lizard didn't make it far.

Do they make tamagotchis any more? Or those digimon ones? I don't think he could look after either but it would be funny to see how making videos on owning one.