Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

He's at Thanksgiving dinner with family and Tweeting from the table. What an utter faggot. No wonder they never invited him back and literally cut him out of the picture.

For thirty-six likes!

I've taken pictures of food, especially if I'm somewhere my wife couldn't be and she wants to see what I'm devouring, but to post shit on the Internet to the thundering applause of thirty six likes shows a tremendous amount of disrespect for those living in the moment and the now.

That post up there has received 1/6th as many reactions as he did likes, and it's on the fucking HARDSHIP.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

For thirty-six likes!

I've taken pictures of food, especially if I'm somewhere my wife couldn't be and she wants to see what I'm devouring, but to post shit on the Internet to the thundering applause of thirty six likes shows a tremendous amount of disrespect for those living in the moment and the now.

That post up there has received 1/6th as many reactions as he did likes, and it's on the fucking HARDSHIP.

I could probably post photos of my corvid friend and get more likes than him, or some geese

I would have taken a photo of the flock behind them, but I'm not messing with 20 or so geese. Fuck that. Soon as I saw them I backed off. I was about 50ft away from them so had zoom in. Hence the bad quality.

 

[AnOminous]

I would have taken a photo of the flock behind them, but I'm not messing with 20 or so geese. Fuck that. Soon as I saw them I backed off. I was about 50ft away from them so had zoom in. Hence the bad quality.

Geese will fuck your shit up. Miserable-ass birds. Swans are even worse. I know someone who literally got his arm broken, the radius or the ulna, I forget which but the narrow ass tiny one, by some fucking goose. They're no joke.

Also if you shoot them and cook them, the grease will ooze out of them into the air and stick in anything wooden in your house. Just miserable birds.

 

[Red Frida]

I could probably post photos of my corvid friend and get more likes than him, or some geese
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Only one reaction so far, stlaker. Enjoy leftovers. We will.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

I would have taken a photo of the flock behind them, but I'm not messing with 20 or so geese. Fuck that. Soon as I saw them I backed off. I was about 50ft away from them so had zoom in. Hence the bad quality.

Geese will fuck your shit up. Miserable-ass birds. Swans are even worse. I know someone who literally got his arm broken, the radius or the ulna, I forget which but the narrow ass tiny one, by some fucking goose. They're no joke.

Also if you shoot them and cook them, the grease will ooze out of them into the air and stick in anything wooden in your house. Just miserable birds.

Honking, feathered shitbags I take it?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Honking, feathered shitbags I take it?

They will attack you if you look at them sideways. Can't even protect yourself from them because the demon birds are protected.

 

[bile demon]

the veins are bulging, too. that's very unusual for someone to do at a dinner table presumably surrounded by family.

>mf(ist)w a pigger is tweeting next to me

 

[Maude Snew]

>mf(ist)w a pigger is tweeting next to me
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His favorite Star Wars character is Kit Fisto, he's "into things."

 

[Huddy Ledbetter]

Also if you shoot them and cook them, the grease will ooze out of them into the air and stick in anything wooden in your house. Just miserable birds.

I made roast goose once. I wanted to try it because it's such a traditional thing in old Christmas stories. It's like someone took the absolute worst bits of barely-edible meat from a turkey and made an entire bird out of it. And then you're left with about a gallon of grease in the roasting pan.

I think even in the UK no one bothers with it anymore and everyone has switched to turkey for Christmas dinner.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Maybe there's different types of geese, I only ever ate the domesticated ones, but it's a really great tasting bird. Maybe too strong so I only have it like once a year unlike ducks. They're assholes that's true, neighbors have one just over a wall from me and when I peek there she gets really angry and hisses like mad.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

And then you're left with about a gallon of grease in the roasting pan.

It's a fail duck. Instead of some nice fat, you get a roasting pans worth of boogie juice. There's only one way to make goose and that's the Chinese way.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

From brotherman Mike on Tweeter a look at how someone Pat thinks is beneath him is doing now:

I bet every night he cries himself to sleep because he can't be as succesful as the six figure six hundred elbees author Rick.

 

[Blindeye]

Patrick only hits six figures in daily calorie consumption and debt

 

[Meriasek]

From brotherman Mike on Tweeter a look at how someone Pat thinks is beneath him is doing now:
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I bet every night he cries himself to sleep because he can't be as succesful as the six figure six hundred elbees author Rick.

Beautiful. Love to see that sort of thing. Good job Roland Kennedy! Continue living your best life, as that is what shits on the Fatprick the most!

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

From brotherman Mike on Tweeter a look at how someone Pat thinks is beneath him is doing now:
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I bet every night he cries himself to sleep because he can't be as succesful as the six figure six hundred elbees author Rick.

Roland seems like a good guy, I'm happy for him. I'd bet, if he chose to write books, they'd be better than fat rick's too, ironically.

 

[Maude Snew]

Patrick only hits six figures in daily calorie consumption and debt

Wrong as always, stalker child. But unlike that "joke", this one actually made me laugh.

Write smarter, not harder there, Rick. Also you have never, ever, closed the Internet or even gotten off of Twitter.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Time is a wonderful thing; you spend five or ten years on working hard and improving and you’ll barely recognize yourself. What’s the song?

In a town without a name, in a heavy downpour
Thought he passed his own shadow, by the backstage door
Like a trip through the past, to that day in the rain
And that one guitar, made his whole life change

But ten years of stalking child? There’s a song for that, too …

And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

…

Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
Plans that either come to naught, or half a page of scribbled lines

 

[femoralcanal]

Leaked photo of Rick as a baby, circa 1980. From Xitter:
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The other version is also fire.

 

[Broadside]

From brotherman Mike on Tweeter a look at how someone Pat thinks is beneath him is doing now:
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I bet every night he cries himself to sleep because he can't be as succesful as the six figure six hundred elbees author Rick.

This is the sort of stuff you should show to people when they feel bad for Pat.
Before anyone had even begun to fuck with him, he was already being a massive cunt to random people online, utterly euphoric from getting his blue checkmark. The fact that the first thing he did with this perceived status was proceed to mock and belittle random people without a checkmark tells you everything you need to know about his character.

 

[Wodanaz]

whenever a Pest disappears from the community, several others will adopt their username to create the impression it's been the same 30 retards over there calling each other faggots for the last two decades. Pests don't like change. Even the notorious SpaceEdge is a few users removed from the OG mod of the old subreddit. The current Brian Gilgore may be the tenth or eleventh member to don the cowl.

The Dread Butt Pirate Rickers.
Good night stalker, I'll most likely child you in the morning.