Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

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It appears that this dude played a lot of people and it brought him a monetary reward and, you know what, I can respect that. He didn't harm anyone in the process; if anything, he entertained them by giving them a target to gossip about. What he pulled off is really no different from the legions of people fronting personas on message boards and social media, only he was smart enough to monetize it. He played Chantal's game but did it right by going in with a plan, whereas she is ruining her life with little chance of pulling out of her spiral.

Would I get fat for a year and film myself in fictional arguments and ridiculous relationship situations while stuffing my face in exchange for millions? Sure, and so would loads of other people but he did it first so that one's crossed off the list for anyone trying to go viral online. It's not that hard to lose weight if you normally eat well and are very physically active. There's a difference between someone like Nick and someone addicted to food.

Internet "social experiments" can be fun when they're essentially harmless. This was, imo, harmless. When I first began working in digital media, I was all about creating online mystery experiences. I still do it sometimes; I used TikTok for a short experiment during Covid. I bow to Nick - well played, man.
 
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Great General Ri Shin said:
I guess that’s good? He’s still gross as fuck and a blown out gay pornstar. He’s practically zoomer goatse. He’s lost a lot of weight though, so at least he’ll be dying of aids rather than heart disease.

Edit: Does he have to be moved from Deathfats now that he’s not fat? Is he the first fatcow to escape?
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I am genuinely happy tor him however being that fat for so many years must have cause dmaage to all his organs that will definitely catch up with him.
 
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>be a slavic adoptee in US
>start your online presence by playing violin on jewtube
>start eating gorillons worth of calories on yt
>cry about it every single fucking time
>become a hamplanet
>be a giant faggot to the point of starting onlyfans
>photos of your asshole become a second goatse
>constantly start online cow dramas
>earn a 400+ page thread on kf
>have to use mobility scooter

>lose over 100 kg of lard (in less than a year!), become thin, if not ghostly
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At the beginning of all this, Nick was living in a hovel in Colombia. Not much more than a shack with corrugated metal as a roof. He was living in abject poverty making videos about veganism. Now he’s got multi millions of views and pulled off one of the Internet’s more impressive social experiments.

Honestly, I’d seriously respect him if I hadn’t seen his butthole.
 
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purpleflurp said:
Saw this screenshot on twitter. In the video posted on February 5th of this year, the milk they were drinking was stamped with an expiration date of April 1st, 2023.
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Stamp could also be day/month/year and not month/day/year. Also, depending on the milk, could have been recorded even earlier. I know that ultrafiltered milk is fine for months. Hell, I have some that's good until fucking December.
 
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Y'know what, good for him. I hope he stays skinny and I hope people seethe over it. Weight loss is not easy, whether assisted by semaglutide or not. I just hope for his sake he hasn't ruined his body because of the weight gain/loss.
I do wish he hadn't posted his "lewd" content. JFC.
 
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How I feel about this:
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Even if it was true and it was a social experiment and we're the joke, he still destroyed his body and now his nudes all over the internet and he can never be taken seriously again. He's the Mia Khalifa of mukbangers.

"But he made lots of money! It was all worth it" you say. Yeah fair enough but 1. He sold his soul for this. 2. He wasted years of his prime years of his life being a fat fuck and now he's going waste another getting his health back in check. It sounds like prison to me.

I think he's just a fat/humiliation fetishist and his fetish is seeing himself getting fat. He got to a size where he couldn't get any fatter so he lost weight so he can do it all over again.
 
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Like others have already pointed out - I'm not surprised. Dude was a raw vegan, all he had to theoretically do was return to that to lose a lot of weight.

Ultimately, hamplanets are hamplanets because they need to overstuff their faces to not only gain weight, but maintain it. If they all started eating like a normal person, they would lose a shit ton of weight really fast despite themselves insisting that they're all totally barely eating plus suffering from totally real anorexia. It comes down to low impulse control for most fat cows and inability to deal with hunger and boredom. Nick was never fat because of that, but because he clearly realised that feeder fetishists pay really well to watch someone destroy themselves.

I guess the question is if he'll just re-start the cycle if a fat fetishist wants to start to see him feeding again.
 
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Wu-Terf Clan said:
Even if it was true and it was a social experiment and we're the joke, he still destroyed his body and now his nudes all over the internet and he can never be taken seriously again. He's the Mia Khalifa of mukbangers.
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Isnt that pretty much the climate of social media and internet fame? People in Hollywood do the same doing and dance, maybe it used to be quieter decades past because we weren’t so desperate for every aspect of our lives to be shoved in an online space whether authentic or not? Idk nick never bothered me so much but you go Queen.
 
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