Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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Just got a chance to watch the video and he somehow looks like a mush mouth even when he's lip syncing

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

He's so fucking greasy...

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Apparently hazbin hotel was really popular in Japan. I'm sure that's enough for Adam.

So is Avril Lavigne and yet I don't hear him going on about her.

Alastor’s gimmick is that he has an old timey radio filter over his voice and he speaks with a roaring 20s mid Atlantic accent.

He’s also mixed by professional sound engineers and Adam is using a free voice filter on his phone.

I thought he was just playing the voice off some crappy speakers and then lip syncing to it.

Wait, is that not him doing the voice? Because I don't know if that makes it better or worse.

The audio quality is so shit that I can't tell either way.

Did he finally shave his eyebrow(s) or is it just makeup?
The both look botched and uneven
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I think he shaved them for his Miles Edgeworth cosplay.

 

[Whaler]

He's so fucking greasy...

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Not only is he fucking greasy, but the lower half of his face is so fucking bloated.

 

[David Kirk Ginder]

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Spoiler: video

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I just can’t get it out of my head that this man is in his 30s and still doing this kind of stuff. It’d still be cringe if he was like, 14 or something, but it would be excusable to an extent because he’s 14. I’m sure damn near everyone has done something cringe at that age. I just can’t even understand how someone can live for 30 years, have had a job and presumably payed taxes, and still do this. At the end of the day though it’s great lol’s, so I can’t be too mad.

I think Adam should return to sexting underaged girls instead of trying to break into English voice acting. At least it would be more understandable and less cringe. He's better at it too.

 

[Oliver Onions]

He's so fucking greasy...

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The grease, the hairstyle, the Pokemon t-shirt, god DAMN we've been eating good in this thread lately. So has Chibi by the looks of things.

Not only is he fucking greasy, but the lower half of his face is so fucking bloated.

I hope it's not an allergic reaction to all the authentic Japanese cuisine...

 

[A Beached Whale]

He's such a fucking loser. He thinks that all that Alastor takes is a radio filter. Ugh. Gimme puzzle pieces.

Amir Talai as Alastor is more than just the static radio voice. He's a genuine Broadway actor who can sing, act, and Adam trying to replicate him just using a voice filter is pathetic.

Not to mention, his ugly, greasy face. Fuck off, Adam.

 

[Light-Blue Yoshi]

Amir Talai as Alastor is more than just the static radio voice. He's a genuine Broadway actor who can sing, act, and Adam trying to replicate him just using a voice filter is pathetic.

A lot of modern voice actors have their "inspirations" as other voice actors in the field and they're generally terrible. I don't know how to describe it but it's easy to tell when a VA has an anime watcher stank to it

 

[Wonathan Joss]

He's so fucking greasy...

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Is it me or has he only gotten worse looking through the years? It's like he wants to be an unwashed biohazard every day

 

[Oliver Onions]

Is it me or has he only gotten worse looking through the years? It's like he wants to be an unwashed biohazard every day

The idea that the 'I would really prefer if you would be quiet' era was Chibi at peak performance is a crushing realisation. For him, I mean. I can't wait to see how much worse things can get.

 

[Carnivorous Plant]

Is it me or has he only gotten worse looking through the years? It's like he wants to be an unwashed biohazard every day

When you're on the other side of 30 you can't get away with being sedentary and eating like a toddler. Ever since the RE games had a resurgence in popularity he's been trying to skinwalk as Leon, and I genuinely believe that some of the grease in his mop is poorly applied product to get the "look" right.

Now that Leon is stale and the new online BPD woman heartthrob is Alastor we're getting weird shit like that video. Fried neon red hair Adam arc..?

 

[Whaler]

When you're on the other side of 30 you can't get away with being sedentary and eating like a toddler. Ever since the RE games had a resurgence in popularity he's been trying to skinwalk as Leon, and I genuinely believe that some of the grease in his mop is poorly applied product to get the "look" right.

Now that Leon is stale and the new online BPD woman heartthrob is Alastor we're getting weird shit like that video. Fried neon red hair Adam arc..?

The Antlers are also in reference to that anime that's gotten popular too I believe. It's funny (and possibly sad) that sending unsolicited nudes and grease are the only genuine things about Cheebs at this point.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The Antlers are also in reference to that anime that's gotten popular too I believe.

It's totally a reference to that anime and I think he's made reference to it before. If not him then some other weeb who's a cow. Maybe Pixy?

 

[Haramburger]

I just can’t get it out of my head that this man is in his 30s and still doing this kind of stuff. It’d still be cringe if he was like, 14 or something, but it would be excusable to an extent because he’s 14. I’m sure damn near everyone has done something cringe at that age. I just can’t even understand how someone can live for 30 years, have had a job and presumably payed taxes, and still do this. At the end of the day though it’s great lol’s, so I can’t be too mad.

What you see in videos and on his streams are not unusual behavior for the types of people terminally in convention circuits around the U.S., the thing that makes Chibi stand out as a lolcow is his how many of his embarrassing moments have been publicly shared, usually by himself. Most unlikeable anime nerds stay locked in dungeons of their own design, only coming out for annual artist alleys and dealer halls.

Never forget, this is the last face you see before changing cellular providers. "I'm going to migrate your phone number now sir, MUAHAHAHAHA."

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

It does make you wonder why he doesn't spend it on actual whores. Is he too autistic/scared, or does he have such an inflated sense of self that he thinks whores are beneath him?

Probably doesn't know there are websites, and even then if you don't live in a metropolitan city or a moderately populated city, then you'd probably have to drive far or only be able to find a handful of women. He's also probably super paranoid that he'll get arrested.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Probably doesn't know there are websites, and even then if you don't live in a metropolitan city or a moderately populated city, then you'd probably have to drive far or only be able to find a handful of women.

There is no way someone as pornsick as Chibi doesn't know about online escort sites, and doesn't he live in Detroit or an equally densely populated urban centre?

He's also probably super paranoid that he'll get arrested.

This seems far more plausible, although I'd broaden it to he's just scared to deal with a hooker in general. He's a prime candidate to get fleeced and beaten half to death by a pimp; that's why I was so surprised he didn't end up wasting thousands in escort bars when he went to Japan.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

There is no way someone as pornsick as Chibi doesn't know about online escort sites, and doesn't he live in Detroit or an equally densely populated urban centre?

This seems far more plausible, although I'd broaden it to he's just scared to deal with a hooker in general. He's a prime candidate to get fleeced and beaten half to death by a pimp; that's why I was so surprised he didn't end up wasting thousands in escort bars when he went to Japan.

If he lives near or in Detroit he's better off staying away from the idea. Like you said, he'd be getting robbed/ripped off on the regular. Plus any whore you hire from Detroit is bound to give you AIDS.

 

[Oliver Onions]

If he lives near or in Detroit he's better off staying away from the idea. Like you said, he'd be getting robbed/ripped off on the regular.

My good man, you say this like it'd be a bad thing. I want Worldstar footage of a pimp recreating your avatar gif with Chibi.

 

[McSneaks]

Chibi showing up to some fat black whores hotel room, with her pimp standing outside, dressed as Goku telling her how he's going to save her from this horrible life while she gives an unenthusiastic handjob to his small flaccid cock would be peak content ngl

 

[David Kirk Ginder]

There is no way someone as pornsick as Chibi doesn't know about online escort sites, and doesn't he live in Detroit or an equally densely populated urban centre?

This seems far more plausible, although I'd broaden it to he's just scared to deal with a hooker in general. He's a prime candidate to get fleeced and beaten half to death by a pimp; that's why I was so surprised he didn't end up wasting thousands in escort bars when he went to Japan.

He should go to Roppongi, get coerced by the big Black Nigerian gentleman into entering his hostess establishment and while being given attention by the ladies there, end up paying overpriced drinks. He can practise his Japanese and flirt with the girls while under the influence. And okay, if he must, he can cosplay as a Kingdom Hearts or Phoenix Wright character. I think it would be a legitimately interesting livestream idea.