Lolcow Joshua Block / @worldoftshirts / JoshuaBlock2001 (and his fans/harassers)

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holy shit this nigga is gonna have his brain fried more than cokeita or ralph if he does. He already is pickled from the alcohol that's just gonna be a downward spiral to permanent brain damage.

I genuinely can't find it in me to laugh at Block or Larson content. Their videos where its clear they're not mentally right in the head from the get go, add on drinking heavily, and then being egged on by sociopaths just leaves such a bad taste in my mouth compared to someone like ralph, rekieta. pat tomlinson, etc. This just make me revulsed that there are people who do shit like this all for internet clout.
might as well put him on fent, nitrus will rot your brain over time, but fent will just outright kill you. would rather have him experience a quick death rather than become a retard. or maybe just not let them do anything hardcore and give them a bong and a zip lock baggy of weed, i would rather have a weed arc than a nitrus arc
 
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Josh's TikTok "fans" (read: idiot kids) are trying to get Josh to do "Galaxy Gas". Galaxy Gas is Nitrous Oxide. It has been mentioned by Based in this stream, and it seems like they will get some to try.

might as well put him on fent, nitrus will rot your brain over time, but fent will just outright kill you. would rather have him experience a quick death rather than become a retard. or maybe just not let them do anything hardcore and give them a bong and a zip lock baggy of weed, i would rather have a weed arc than a nitrus arc
Yeah supposedly nitrous is actually some fucked up shit. I watched a YouTube video about nitrous addiction after it was revealed by Milo that apparently Kanye is addicted to nitrous now?? Long term use basically turns you retarded, and it can cause severe organ damage or something. Knowing how Josh is with alcohol, I can see him doing it frequently and long term.

Hacking FICO is a side project of mine, but somehow I can't imagine Josh having the discipline to do the same. It's an easy algorithm to exploit that delivers tangible benefits.
Can you send me a DM or a profile page post with a quick rundown about this? I’ve never had a credit card (never needed one) but now that my cars are paid off I have been curious about getting one so I could rack up airline miles or cashback or something in addition to padding my FICO score.
 
Can you send me a DM or a profile page post with a quick rundown about this? I’ve never had a credit card (never needed one) but now that my cars are paid off I have been curious about getting one so I could rack up airline miles or cashback or something in addition to padding my FICO score.
Sure, I'll just post it here. FICO scores are a very simple calculation, and there's a bit of room to hack it. Assuming you always pay the full balance on time (duh), the next most important factors are credit utilization and average credit age. There are a couple strategies to reduce utilization: you can either get new credit cards, reducing your average age; or request credit limit increases, limiting your utilization gains. I used to do this thing where I bought a gold coin on a new card every year, paid it off immediately, and took the welcome reward as cash. But after I paid off my student loans, they closed the accounts so the average age became the limiting factor. Now I just tell credit companies I make $250k yearly and pay $1k rent, and continuously request limit increases across three cards with a total limit of $50k or so. They don't really check your income but don't give them some outlandish number.

A quick way to boost your credit score is to ask a relative to add you as an "authorized user" on their oldest credit card, and tell them to use it as if it was their own card during routine purchases like groceries, etc. There's no need to possess the card yourself because it piggybacks off their credit history, increasing your average age. If you can't use the card yourself, they don't need to trust you not to ruin their own credit, so it should be fine even if they refuse to cosign anything. There are some other techniques like taking out personal loans to increase your credit mix, but honestly I have the credit score of a boomer with half a dozen cards so it's not an issue for me. Also, don't worry about hard pulls, they lower your score by a couple points at most and drop off in two years. You can apply for the same type of credit, e.g., a mortgage, within 45 days and it counts as a single hard pull.

As far as credit security goes, it's best to permanently freeze your report with all the agencies (don't forget ChexSystems for checking accounts) and simply lift the freeze whenever you need to apply for new credit. Those monitoring services are a meme and don't actually prevent anyone from committing credit fraud in your name, while a security freeze will block all credit applications unless you personally whitelist it. Also, check out OptOutPrescreen.com (wiki link because the site is legit but looks like an ID theft scam) where you can mail in a form and permanently remove yourself from (((pre-approved))) offers, which are a massive ID theft threat vector.

tl;dr the big nose people will basically suck your dick to have you fall behind on that sweet 25% APR, and will literally give you hundreds of dollars on the chance that they can commit usury against you, so use it to your advantage.
 
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How is this nut job still stuck in pg??
I just asked that after clicking report on the OP but maybe the OP should TTS on it. Maybe they just don't realize this is actually looking like a solid thread.

ETA: And apparently some based admin agreed and it's now in Lolcows where it belongs. All my Semper Fidelis to this basedmin.
 
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Happy Saturday night everybody, Josh is making a BORG (Black-Out Rage Gallon) The last time we saw the BORG was St. Paddy's Day.






After-the-tour celebratory drink for a day's hard work:




I just asked that after clicking report on the OP but maybe the OP should TTS on it. Maybe they just don't realize this is actually looking like a solid thread.
I would love for this to get out of PG, Giles Corey made a nice rewrite of the OP that is pretty much up to date. Frankly Josh's freakouts at this point are really not OP-worthy and can be followed along in the thread (imo).

Yeah supposedly nitrous is actually some fucked up shit. I watched a YouTube video about nitrous addiction after it was revealed by Milo that apparently Kanye is addicted to nitrous now?? Long term use basically turns you retarded, and it can cause severe organ damage or something. Knowing how Josh is with alcohol, I can see him doing it frequently and long term.
Nitrous is actually a pretty safe drug, if done correctly. That being said, it does look bad to witness someone doing it, because you look like a junkie huffing out of a balloon.

Palmer's tips for safe nitrous usage:
  1. Buy multiple balloons. They tear.
  2. Buy the "Whippet" brand nitrous. Don't get the "cafe creamers" or other food-grade shit.
  3. Leave some room in your lungs for oxygen nigga.
  4. Exhale immediately. Whatever gets absorbed upon inhale is pretty much it. Nitrous is heavier than oxygen, so some will remain in your lungs anyways.
  5. SIT DOWN - DO NOT STAND OR WALK AROUND.
  6. The day after, pop a multivitamin or a b12 tablet.
Risks of nitrous:
  • Oxygen deprivation - do not blow in and out of your balloon. Just suck it in and be done with it.
  • Nerve damage/Vitamin B deficiency - Nitrous sucks the Vitamin b12 out of you. It also makes it harder to re-absorb it for some time. Take breaks and eat Broccoli or vitamins
  • Falling - Sometimes it can hit you hard, and you have a possibility of falling and hitting your head severely on something.
  • Frost Bite - If you fiend hard (or are retarded), you can give yourself frostbite by cracking the whippet directly into your mouth. It's not uncommon for people to rip the skin off their lips by sucking on the cracker.
    • The cracker/dispenser will get ICE COLD when dispensed. As in forming ice around the balloon, or giving yourself frost burns.

NOOBS READ THIS AFTER READING OG OP
 

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Happy Saturday night everybody, Josh is making a BORG (Black-Out Rage Gallon) The last time we saw the BORG was St. Paddy's Day.
There's something disturbingly ironic about hearing a song about dying young while watching someone who's barely 23 shake uncontrollably as he's trying to pour a bottle of vodka.
 
There's something disturbingly ironic about hearing a song about dying young while watching someone who's barely 23 shake uncontrollably as he's trying to pour a bottle of vodka.
It get's darker: Mr. Based is considering getting studio time for Josh's cover of that, "I want to be forever drunk"




To go with the hit classic, "It's 17:00 Somewhere!"
 
I would love for this to get out of PG, Giles Corey made a nice rewrite of the OP that is pretty much up to date.
It IS out of PG, dude. It is now in Lolcows. I reported the OP and asked why it wasn't already out of PG and some based fagmin agreed.
It get's darker: Mr. Based is considering getting studio time for Josh's cover of that, "I want to be forever drunk"
I honestly hate "Mr. Based." He apparently aged out of being a pimping sex offender into just being a chickenhawk.
 
It IS out of PG, dude. It is now in Lolcows. I reported the OP and asked why it wasn't already out of PG and some based fagmin agreed.

I honestly hate "Mr. Based." He apparently aged out of being a pimping sex offender into just being a chickenhawk.
You da man

Me too actually -- Based is an obvious predator. I don't think he deserves a thread.
 
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These sub-human clout chasers who book these tours deserve the rope.
 
This is from today's stream I got this from tiktok, to no ones surprise he smells like shit. Anyway, Josh left because someone made a tts saying saying they are at his hotel and are going to steal his passport he took it very seriously, took his new borg and left claiming he'd be back.
 
Last night Josh interacted with a woman far longer than I've ever seen him do before.



I dunno what's he's deal is here? Like, this could be his strange idea of how flitting works or God knows what.

Also this Mr Based interaction is golden

 
I'd ordinarily say nitrous is pretty harmless if you don't do something dumb like fall and hit your head, and isn't likely to lead to much unless you massively overdo it for an extended period of time, but that's not how Josh operates. He's probably going to a) massively overdo it for an extended period of time and b) fall and get (more) brain damage.
My understanding is that the galaxy has cannot be done safely unlike other normal whippets. Regardless if I have that right I doubt the guy is gonna be remembering to take a hit from an O2 supply while burning through the canisters .
 
Last night Josh interacted with a woman far longer than I've ever seen him do before.

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I dunno what's he's deal is here? Like, this could be his strange idea of how flitting works or God knows what.

Also this Mr Based interaction is golden

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"if you don't wear your high-jab they're gonna murder you and send you to a concentration camp"
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Also this Mr Based interaction is golden

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the best writers in the world could never come close to how good the comedic timing of "This is a crepe store" was
 
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