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[biggacracka]

Maybe he thinks it's due to it being a French loan word and the French don't pronounce it?

No the French do pronounce the r in memoir, or rather, mémoire/mémoires. The E isn't pronounced though

 

[Guntanator]

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What does he mean by that last sentence? Maybe it’s a good sign that I can’t decipher this shithead’s thoughts.

The post started off with the topic of his friends fake lawn and fake palms. He didn't write anything beyond "I am really into fake." So my best guess is that it has something to do with that.
This blog post was my favourite. Get fucked jack.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

No the French do pronounce the r in memoir, or rather, mémoire/mémoires. The E isn't pronounced though

The idea of Jack even trying to speak French is hilarious.

This blog post was my favourite. Get fucked jack.

Another blog post where Jack says he’s “freaking out.” I’m going to have to take an afternoon to read these archives.


Why lie like this? It’s so pointless. There’s garlic in your baking ingredients, Jack?

Although maybe I’m the fool for assuming his pantry contains any raw ingredients instead of shelf after shelf of junk food.

Uh-oh, Tim Cook child. Ya dun goofed! Jack is NOT impressed. Enjoy stock freefall.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

My new favorite Jack face

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Holy shit, it's not often you find a literal Deep One in the wild.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

My new favorite Jack face

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Scallmetry (skal-muh-tree) (n.) - The degree to which a completely new image can be created due to asymmetry.

"That bitch was so ugly, her face was practically scallmetrical."

"Please remove the fern from the foyer, the scallmetry of the décor is near ragamuffin at best"

 

[semitooth]

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this image really exemplifies his frog eyes. looking like they're about to pop right out of his head.

 

[Marc]

 

[Hamstirer]

After a week of watching a legit demon bog witch terrorize and damn near make cobes Cobain himself on camera, you'd think watching a fat retard post dumb shit in Facebook with bitmojies would be refreshing....... So why do I feel the same exact rage between seeing nals face and this lumpy busted retard?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

No court in the land would send Tammy to prison for beating him to death with his selfie stick.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Hacker Jack announced on “F as in Frank” that he’s definitely getting the new iPhone. I guess he needs all that computing power to Xitter, FB and play Candy Crush. Pearls before swine.

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Such a good little consoomer he is. Apple comes out with a new product and he needs the latest and greatest. After all, it's not like it's his money.

No the French do pronounce the r in memoir, or rather, mémoire/mémoires. The E isn't pronounced though

Je comprends ça. Je parle français. I'm saying HE thinks that because it's a French loan word they don't pronounce the "r" at the end.

 

[Tiresome]

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No court in the land would send Tammy to prison for beating him to death with his selfie stick.

Based commenter insults Jack's church and indeed all churches and he doesn't give a shit, we got ourselves a proud holy Christianman here.

 

[AnOminous]

Hacker Jack announced on “F as in Frank” that he’s definitely getting the new iPhone. I guess he needs all that computing power to Xitter, FB and play Candy Crush. Pearls before swine.

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If you ever wondered what kind of idiot buys the latest model iPhone you now know.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

My new favorite Jack face

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He looks like a drag queen on “man” nights……

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack's talk about Jamaicans not being black is up there with some of the most retarded shit he says.

There are kids in special needs classes who are much brighter than Jack.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

If you ever wondered what kind of idiot buys the latest model iPhone you now know.

He also bought that 3500 dollar macbook 2 years ago and told the hadurs that he was a content creator and this was an investment to enhance his business with superior video editing/processing. That was the lie he told himself to go ahead with the purchase because of his consumerist brainrot. His shitty videos can be produced on one of those shitty $400 Gateway laptops people used to get trampled for on Black Fridays back in the day.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack reviews the new Beetlejuice movie

He says the usual dumb shit he says in his reviews like rambling about political agendas and curse words

Some interesting quotes

"There were little kids in the theater so you know, enjoy"

That sounds like a red flag, thankfully Jack isn't a pedo

"I think Tim Burton did the first one"

Its funny that he says this because anyone with the most basic knowledge of what a movie is would immediately know he did.

"Next week I'm going to see Reagan"

I expect he is going to glaze the living shit out of that movie, and praise it to the extreme. I am interested if he is going to mention there being "no political agendas" in a RONALD REAGAN MOVIE

 

[Miltank]

Jack bought a shitty gimmick razor and didn't read the instructions and fucked up his goatee so he had to shave it off and we were able to get a good look at his array of chins on the live stream today.

I'm calling it Chinnagin:
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Somehow he now looks even more like a pedo

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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Welcome to Murka.

 

[lindsayfan]

Welcome to Murka.

 

[Homer Simpson]

I know going back a bit but Jack is so fat eating 7+ meals a day. But how can't he say or know brunch?

He just eats while awake. They aren't meals, but a singular meal. Only eats once day. For 16 hours.

I've made butter with my mixer and it turned out great. It's stupid easy already. Why you would manually shake it in a jar when you know Jack has at least a Kitchenaid and probably 10 other chinesiums just like it is beyond me. Well, other than pure retardation.

Great, now I wanna make butter. Heaviest cream I could find off a quick search is 35% though.

Been awhile, but I am happy so see jack hasn't changed at all.