Sony hate thread

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Clarence Big Boss said:
Rise of the Ronin is a pozzed game in general. It goes on the shit list. Team Ninja cant make anymore Ninja Gaiden games because they are too hardcore. And they cant make DOA anymore because it would get canceled for having big titty women who are hot and not fat/black/ugly/gay. So they made Rise of Ronin. A game that lets u romance anyone because everyone is pansexual. Its woke. Idk if the game is good or not but idc. It looked like a Ghost of Tsushima wannabe.
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Ninja Gaiden died when Itagaki left. I miss that cigarette-smoking misogynist. Vanilla Ninja Gaiden 2 is the greatest action game ever made in my autistic opinion.
 
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Baraka Obama said:
Jak & Daxter & Ratchet & Clank & Sly & Kratos & PaRappa & the Ape Escape monkeys

nah burn that all to the ground for Generic McShooty, Bald Generic McShooty, Bald Magic McShooty, and Sack Boy

nah burn that all to the ground for Aloy and some lesbians

actually let's push some extremely ugly obese black women

This has to be the worst managed brand in gaming.
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It's a tie between them and Microsoft. Did you see the amount of sheboons in the Xbox division? Also, what Bonnie Ross did to Halo was a fucking crime against humanity.

I'd also add Drake to the potential Sony mascots, it is just a shame that Kneel Cuckman had that nigger lesbian lay a beating on him and his brother in Uncharted 4.

Unforgivable.
 
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EscapeVorkuta said:
Sony mascots
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EscapeVorkuta said:
Kneel Cuckman
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This is Sony's true mascot now, and they will never escape it.

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Astro Bot has now resulted beyond in us getting a good reminder of "The Left Can't Meme" syndrome.

The Gamer has just put out an article called "I’m Worried The Robot in Astro Bot Isn’t Attractive Enough For Me To Enjoy" by Mike Drucker. It's basically a "sarcastic/satirical" article about people who are open about not wanting uggos in their games.

It's like a temper tantrum, combined with condescension about the fact that people actually kinda like Astro Bot, can't complain about it not having a poc non-cishet man as protagonist, so it's time to duke out the sarcastic article. What's funny is, if used the same underhanded tactics these urinalists use, we can actually ask "Why is Mike Drucker so upset that he can't wank to a kids game?"
 
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Xenomorphs Are Cute said:
Astro Bot has now resulted beyond in us getting a good reminder of "The Left Can't Meme" syndrome.

The Gamer has just put out an article called "I’m Worried The Robot in Astro Bot Isn’t Attractive Enough For Me To Enjoy" by Mike Drucker. It's basically a "sarcastic/satirical" article about people who are open about not wanting uggos in their games.

It's like a temper tantrum, combined with condescension about the fact that people actually kinda like Astro Bot, can't complain about it not having a poc non-cishet man as protagonist, so it's time to duke out the sarcastic article. What's funny is, if used the same underhanded tactics these urinalists use, we can actually ask "Why is Mike Drucker so upset that he can't wank to a kids game?"
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Retard straw man. Astro is not instantly disgusting. As for as mascot platformers, I give it a C+/B- in aesthetics. Seen better, seen much worse. You don't need to be attractive or cool if you are cute, that's the trifecta of getting something to stand out. If it has 1 of those traits, it should be serviceable enough and if it manages to land 2, you have a possible winner in your hands.

Astro lands cute. None of the concord ones landed anything. Overwatch when it actually tried had Tracer which fell on Attractive and Cute. I'm also simplifying things since something like Roadhog doesn't fall into that trifecta (maybe cool), but I like his design unlike fat autist from Concord.
 
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EscapeVorkuta said:
It's a tie between them and Microsoft. Did you see the amount of sheboons in the Xbox division? Also, what Bonnie Ross did to Halo was a fucking crime against humanity.

I'd also add Drake to the potential Sony mascots, it is just a shame that Kneel Cuckman had that nigger lesbian lay a beating on him and his brother in Uncharted 4.

Unforgivable.
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that biatch got what she deserved in the end.

 
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Uity69 said:
So out of all the first party Sony game that came out for the PS5 for the past 4 years, only 7 games are worth your time:
  • Nioh 1-2
  • Stellar Blade
  • Rise of the Rōnin
  • Demon's Souls (soulless compare to the original aesthetic)
  • 2 Astro games
But honestly all of them are inferior to their older inspiration. Team Ninja games aren't as good as souls game or even older ninja gaiden games imo. Stellar Blade lack focus, Demon's Souls is soulless. Astro games are pretty good, but not as good as the best 3D platformers like Mario Galaxy, and it's sad to see all the reference to Sony's dead franchise.
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I'll add Radirgy 2 but it's Japan only.
 
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moocow said:
Yeah, it looks like a well-done game (if a little bit Standard Procedure by-the-numbers -- adorable mascot though), but it's unreasonable for them to pin so much hope on this one title. I worry it's going to get shit on down the road even if it sells like gangbusters, like how Alien Isolation got the shaft (sold plenty, but not "enough").
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Alien Isolation had to make up for the Gearbox fuckery that was Aliens: Colonial Marines.
 
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Xenomorphs Are Cute said:
Astro Bot has now resulted beyond in us getting a good reminder of "The Left Can't Meme" syndrome.

The Gamer has just put out an article called "I’m Worried The Robot in Astro Bot Isn’t Attractive Enough For Me To Enjoy" by Mike Drucker. It's basically a "sarcastic/satirical" article about people who are open about not wanting uggos in their games.

It's like a temper tantrum, combined with condescension about the fact that people actually kinda like Astro Bot, can't complain about it not having a poc non-cishet man as protagonist, so it's time to duke out the sarcastic article. What's funny is, if used the same underhanded tactics these urinalists use, we can actually ask "Why is Mike Drucker so upset that he can't wank to a kids game?"
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You just know that faggot would legit put am Astroboy up his ass. Cope harder journoscum
 
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Gerelatha said:
it’s that wonderful time where console fans enormously overestimate how powerful their new console will be in comparison to PC hardware, I’ve already seen “PS5 pro matches a 4090” in the wild
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if they match the promised integrated 7800xt it may be worth it if not whats the fucking point. all the PISSR super resolution is going to make games look even uglier
 
ShitLurker said:
Astro lands cute. None of the concord ones landed anything. Overwatch when it actually tried had Tracer which fell on Attractive and Cute. I'm also simplifying things since something like Roadhog doesn't fall into that trifecta (maybe cool), but I like his design unlike fat autist from Concord.
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Adding on this stupid tangent of mine, the 4th edge would be funny in which roadhog definitely falls into. A character can be unatractive, not cute, uncool but still work thanks to being funny. Concord's characters are "technically" funny, but not in the sense that one wishes to play with them to shit on the opposition.
 
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