Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Owls Owls Owls]

AGP af.

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Ok so i have been on holiday with my family for 3 weeks im not on hrt, i havent been able to dress up do makeup or anything just straight boy mode. The only way ive been able to express myself is porn, i saw this one clip on reddit and i swear i have never felt envy like it before i wanted to be her so bad, i had an aching in my upper body it was crazy. But then i realised alot of my escapism seems to be through porn, i dont think i am addicted but i am definitely using it to try and disassociate from myself and imagine myself as a girl. I finish and 5 mins later the overwhelming desire to be a girl comes back. Sometimes it makes me think that this is all purely sexual, i know this is very common amongst trans people. I do still day dream about just doing normal stuff as a girl, how i would come out, my first time outside in girl mode that sort of thing. Its just honestly so hard not being able to tell if this is just a kink or something, actually transitioning is extremely scary to me but i just keep coming back all the time and cant get it out of my head. Anyone got any advice or experience to try and help me understand my feelings better? Im gonna try and come out to a therapist wether they can really do anything im not sure, but even then it will be a little while till i see them.

From his post history, you can see he's around 23 years old.

Spoiler: AGP Smile Inside

 

[Procrastinhater]

Trugget was a body builder dude who got a medical visa as a child to be here since his birth condition made his family go WTF BE GONE DEMON.

He stayed even though his visa was expired and his full trooning out conincidentially was at the same time as his being told he'd be deported. Suddenly hes married to some gay guy who looks like he rides the candy van and does botox as a job. He wants SRS.

A body builder?
How the fuck?
How do you do bodybuilding with no limbs?
So he hasn't had the stinkditch surgery, sounds like he tried to use the Troon shield to avoid deportation, gambling OBiden wouldn't deport a brave Twanswoman, even if it is just a torso.

Why bother with this gross abomination when you can get a real women with a real vagina , without bezoars inside. I can’t imagine the smell coming from the rot pocket.

Today I learned bezoars exist. My life and the world is not a better place for this knowledge.

Will not solve is number one problem, which is not looking like this:

Spoiler: Decidedly NSFW. I'm no mind reader but for sure this is how he wants to look.

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Dude wtf??
Nobody wants to see fucking cartoon pedoshit.
Thats fucking borderline cartoon CP ffs How about some warning or just not posting fucking lolishit.
Seriously what the fuck.

 

[monstrous bubo]

We have an update to literal hate crime at the Y which has turned into a W:


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But for every W, it’s easy to find three Ls, and here’s a recent crop.

Our first is a Chad who has realised he will never be a Stacey, but can’t live without the coom. Sad, many such cases!


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Next is a victim not only of genetics but the almighty algorithm that keeps serving him reality, which affects his ”mental sanity”. Mate, that ship has long sailed, although the algorithm clearly hasn’t given up hope.


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Our third loser is me. I got excited when one of Monstrous Bubo Productions’ Faces of Autism complained about a hate site targeting him. Alas, it was someone else, but props are due: she is a Canadian terf who packs a punch.


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According to the comments, Karen Hine is worse than a terf. She is an apostate who rejected her true self. Burn the witch!

 

[Positron]

What kind of advice could someone give to a person with this level of fucked up mind? He is not satisfied with being a man, nor being a woman that is not 20 years old. Time travelling is not possible

If he identifies as a 20 year old he will literally become a 20 year old: age is a spectrum.

 

[Syzyg]

Under a certain video I watched I found a comment nestled inside a comment thread from a "lesbian" tranny


The context is that they are being called queer or faggot by implication with reference to the video's subject matter

This in response to them calling someone else a bully


My curiosity was peaked and I dug a bit deeper.

The DeviantArt was cringe as expected with the Steam profile having the same exact bio plus trans added to it

Can you spot the difference(s)?

Lonely teen looking bilingual 25 year old metalhead tgirl from Costa Rica that loves RPGs, Hacknslash, lots of single player games with deep character customization. Working on call center and playing
when not working.
Games: Shin Megami Tensei, Silent Hill, Fear & Hunger Devil May Cry, Mass effect
Music: post black metal, Deathcore, melodic death metal, Avant Garde Metal, Hardcore Punk
bands: Sadness, Bring Me the Horizon, Cattle Decapitation, Carnifex, Zeal & Ardor
books: H.P Lovecraft, Stephen King, Edgar Allan Poe, Tolkien
Movies: 2001: Space odissey, Interstellar, V for Vendetta, Ben X, Let the right one in.
Anime: Monster, code geass, Psycho pass, another, , Junji Ito, Evangelion,
Shows: Invader Zim, Cosmos, IT crowd, Movile's Mysteries, Avatar,
Hobbies: Drawing, writing, reading.

Lonely teen looking bilingual 20 year old metalhead guy from Escazu that loves RPGs, Hacknslash, lots of single player games with deep character customization. Studying web development and design and playing when I'm not at work.

Games: Shin Megami Tensei, Silent Hill, Devil May Cry, Mass effect, NieR Automata.

Music: post black metal, Deathcore, melodic death metal, Avant Garde Metal, Hardcore Punk.

bands: Sadness, Bring Me the Horizon, Cattle Decapitation, Carnifex, Zeal & Ardor, Behemoth, Slayer.

books: H.P Lovecraft, Stephen King, Edgar Allan Poe, Tolkien
Movies: 2001: Space odyssey, Interstellar, V for Vendetta, Ben X, Let the right one in, Sinister.

Anime: Monster, Code Geass, Hellsing, another, Psychopass, Junji Ito, Evangelion,

Shows: Invader Zim, Cosmos, IT crowd, Movile's Mysteries, Avatar,

Hobbies: Drawing, writing, reading

There's an Instagram and a PayPal with their deadname on it "Alejandro Chacon Rojas"

Where I found most of the milk of this cow was from Twitter, that infernal place. Things get horrorcow-ish real quick.

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And the ironic cherry on top

Attached is an OCR PDF called "xcancel-screenshots" of all of the tweets they have posted up-to-date.

Here are the links to the accounts I've found so far

YouTube
YouTube 2
Twitter
Steam
Steam 2
DeviantArt
PayPal
GitHub
Wattpad
Wattpad 2
TikTok
Tumblr
Snapchat
Snapchat 2
Bandcamp
Scratch
Pinterest
Pinterest 2
Picsart
Periscope
Itch.io
MySpace
Instagram
Soundcloud
GameJolt
BodyBuilding.com

 

[King Dead]

the tough love part is that transitioning will help with none of this. it wont stop you getting older (ill say it will probably exaggerate the aging process). it wont help with you feeling ugly (it iwll make you uglier). it wont help with you being fat. and in fact, it wont even make you a woman, just an ugly man in a dress with bad make up, greasy hair, and a mutilated penis (if you get the chop). going trans will just bring in a host of other problems without solving a single of your existing ones.

Exactly right. Nobody I know that has trooned out has actually made any improvements in their life after doing so, but they simply refuse to accept that it isn't the solution to their issues. One in particular comes to mind; he suffers from long-standing depression and self-medicates through copious drinking (we're talking he'll down a whole bottle of wine or two in a night on a regular basis). Years back, I tried to get him to realize that that wasn't helping him any, and that he'd pretty much be drinking himself to an early grave if he didn't get help. Instead, he trooned out and is just as miserable as before, except now he shoehorns tranny shit into every conversation. It got so bad I had to block him so I wouldn't be routinely disgusted by him talking about how euphoric hormones make him feel or discussing laser hair removal.

Many such cases. Sad!

 

[countrybumpkin]

jUsT gIrLy tHiNgS

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Your advice is too valuable - I must say, this is a good advice for any age, only a sick troon would be able to find an issue with a very honest advice of self-care and self-understanding.

Now, to reality... Guys like him would never do any effort to actually face their problems - it's definitely a case of being a sexy seductive woman trapped inside an older man's body! It's true, I saw it on Reddit and Xitter!

All the chronically online brainrot + echo chambers online AND the "am I passable? please be kind to me" posts on troon reddit of dudes wearing dresses and sharing their hairy amhole stories just sort of normalise the absurd that these situations are. Have you ever seen a troon that is actually old? Because I never. Somehow, it all ends before 40 - they either end it when their kink is not feasible anymore or un-troon.

exactly, the kind of person who is looking to troon out to solve their problems is simply the kind of person who is looking for an easy fix. if it wasnt being trans, it would be something else. anything but putting in the hard work needed to fix your life.

Exactly right. Nobody I know that has trooned out has actually made any improvements in their life after doing so, but they simply refuse to accept that it isn't the solution to their issues.

yeah, i cant say ive ever seen a troon whose life has improved from trooning out. at the very least their life is the same but now they go by 'bella' worse case things jsut keep going down hill.

One in particular comes to mind; he suffers from long-standing depression and self-medicates through copious drinking (we're talking he'll down a whole bottle of wine or two in a night on a regular basis). Years back, I tried to get him to realize that that wasn't helping him any, and that he'd pretty much be drinking himself to an early grave if he didn't get help.

i can relate to this. i stopped drinking because i was using it to self medicate my depression. had a moment of clarity and didnt like where i was going so i stopped cold turkey at that moment. booze doesnt help depression, just makes it worse. going sober did help me manage it.

Instead, he trooned out and is just as miserable as before, except now he shoehorns tranny shit into every conversation. It got so bad I had to block him so I wouldn't be routinely disgusted by him talking about how euphoric hormones make him feel or discussing laser hair removal.

Many such cases. Sad!

cant blame you for blocking him. as you said, many such cases, they troon out to solve their problem, but instead of solving it they just get more coom brained and AGP.

 

[Stupid Lisa Garbageface]

jUsT gIrLy tHiNgS

am cloaca

 

[Fapcop]

Misgendering the mighty hun: “ITS MAAM!!!” /Throws shit and storms off./

Misgendering the meek pooner: “Ehm… I ju-… Nevermind!” /Slinks further into the chair, pays $100 an hour to be misgendered, runs home with tears in her eyes and writes an essay on Reddit./

 

[Vampirella]

jUsT gIrLy tHiNgS

Just a reminder, these are the same people that tell you YOU have an elementary understanding of biology if you say there are only two sexes.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Why don't you know anything about sword swallowing as a lesbian?

Suck the girldick, you transphobic piece of shit.

 

[Amin Yasister]

https://www.reddit.com/r/trans/s/YgBznDKbTE

Call that bumfluff literally facial hair? And literally uses the word literally literally every reply

 

[the inconfident]

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https://www.reddit.com/r/trans/s/YgBznDKbTE

Call that bumfluff literally facial hair? And literally uses the word literally literally every reply

First, this picture is so uncanny it kinda reminds me of Cyraxx of all people.

And second... They either use facial hair as an argument for manliness, or use facial hair as an argument that women also have it. But you can't have both!

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The ending to the Barbie movie is also majorly triggering him this week. Imagine getting this worked up at Barbie having genitalia

The Barbie movie had an actual troon in the cast. This is why you don’t try to pander to these assholes, nothing is good enough.

Tumblr Troon Plaidos is using being “harassed by Kiwi Farms” (AKA the occasional post share) as partial justification to hasten crowdfunding relocation from TERF Island to Burgerland. This way he’ll be much safer as a trans woman. Yep, yep, yep!

Even if this was remotely practical, I can’t see moving in with another troon he’s never even met working out well.

 

[Vampirella]

I've seen more facial hair on a 10 year old Mexican boy. Looks like you could wipe it off with a washcloth.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

First, this picture is so uncanny it kinda reminds me of Cyraxx of all people.

And second... They either use facial hair as an argument for manliness, or use facial hair as an argument that women also have it. But you can't have both!

Your lack of effort in doublethink has been noted by the Inner Party.
Remember:

• You should never assume someone's gender, unless you should assume it.
• You should never assume someone's pronouns, unless you should assume it.
• Remember, anyone 'presenting' as a man is a man unless they are not, and their pronouns are he/him, unless they're something else.
• There is no right way to be a trans man, but every way you react to a trans man is wrong.
• Thoughtcrime does not entail death. Thoughtcrime is death.

 

[Roland TB-303]

I honestly can’t fathom how exhausting and mentally draining it must be to think about yourself and your place in the world so much on a day to day basis. This is what teenagers do and I remember being very unhappy analysing every social interaction in such minute detail. They live life on a knife’s edge, at any moment the smallest inconvenience out of your control can send you spiralling down and overthinking everything again. What a terrible way to live. I wish I could shake it into them how much better life can be by accepting yourself and the things you can’t change but alas it’s probably more entertaining to watch them suffer.

 

[PigFarm]

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https://www.reddit.com/r/trans/s/YgBznDKbTE

Call that bumfluff literally facial hair? And literally uses the word literally literally every reply

What about the tons of women that have facial hair? Pcos, or just some shit genetics. Are they now men?

 

[9 / 11]

I tried to come up with something clever or snarky to say about this one, but words fail me here. Possibly the greatest L ever posted.

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How obnoxious do you have to be to be blackballed by the shit-eating community?

I like how the user name is blocked out so I can't look him up and further lose faith in humanity