Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

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Boogie tries to call Dezi and she doesn't answer. He then says that he Dezi has been gone for 10 days
Lmfao, 10 whole days? It would be one thing if she hadn't seen her family in forever, but the fact she's doing shit like this every month is hilarious and really does feel like another tiny bit of evidence towards the paid sugar baby theory. Love seeing how insecure Melon is about his child bride being out of his fat claws, too. Suffer, you fat fucking faggot.
 
Any REAL God would HATE BOOGIE ENOUGH TO KILL HIM!

An agreeable sentiment! But killing Boogie now is the second best option. The ideal fate is a slow, drawn out ordeal.


Boogie LOVES the idea of just dropping dead. He talks about dying constantly. He wants to sit on his ass, blow all his money on funko pops and whatever animal grade tranquilizers he needs to keep Dez 2.0 from fleeing in the night, and suck down fast food as much as he likes, and then one day everything will go dark, and he’ll have gotten through life without doing a single bit of actual work on himself.

I want it slow. I want him to have (another) stroke, ideally on a lolcow stream. I want him to be having a patented fake tard meltdown, only to suddenly stop mid sentence. Keem and Wings think his internet is just shitty and make fun of him for 10 minutes as boogie drools into his chins. I want him to be left incapable of speech and movement (not that he’d really notice the movement part); but miraculously, still alive.

The wave of sympathy will be nice for him at first, he’ll probably have someone post a picture of him in the hospital giving a vague thumbs up and caption it “JACKSON CLARKE probably still thinks I’m faking..,”

Eventually, though, the interest will fade. Keem will publicly offer to continue paying him, only to renege on this after a couple weeks. (“WHY WOULD I PAY FOR A HOST WHO CAN’T TALK???”) Dez leaves him for Chad and they sell his house to fund their move to one of Branson’s finest trailer parks. He is shunted to some kind of long term care facility. His only visitors are microbiologists studying the microfauna in his fat rolls. The sun is going down, and he is getting cold.
 
Fast forwarding to 1:33:50, Keemstar confronts Boogie about having Mountain Dew in the house. "I have like 3 in the fridge." Boogie shows off his fridge, there's Dew in there. Goes to the garage, there's a case of Coke, Dr.Pepper and Moutain Dew out there.

Well my cousin Steve, he's a filthy old skeeve,
Who loves him a hooker or two,
And when the deed's done and he's finished his fun,
He'll pig out on that good old mountain dew

Oh they call it that good old mountain dew,
Normal people who drink it are few,
But this horny old dog who is fatter than a hog
Just can't live without his good old mountain dew

Now Desi 2 is a Sugarbabe with a big forehead,
Her pappy sells that fent that'll kill you dead,
Just one small shot in the arm and your lips turn blue,
But it's not as toxic as the good old mountain dew

Oh they call it that good old mountain dew,
It isn't drunk by the nigger or the jew,
But if you're low down hilly bill, while you're awaiting for your pill,
You will be supping on that good old mountain dew.

 
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@YaBoi the 'electricity thing for sleeping' is for his C-Pap machine that he has to have strapped to his face while he sleeps.

I want it slow. I want him to have (another) stroke, ideally on a lolcow stream. I want him to be having a patented fake tard meltdown, only to suddenly stop mid sentence. Keem and Wings think his internet is just shitty and make fun of him for 10 minutes as boogie drools into his chins. I want him to be left incapable of speech and movement (not that he’d really notice the movement part); but miraculously, still alive.
100% he will have another stroke (or 2) and if it does end up happening in his sleep, chances are he'll die before he can make it to the hospital. If he survives long enough to make it to the hospital, we'll all witness endless tweets talking about "Don't be like me, take care of your health before its too late..." followed up with many pics and videos of his exploiting a crying Dezi, joking about how bad the hospital food is and an occasional "Please don't worry about me, I'm at peace with this" type of sympathy baiting.

On another note, this is the longest he's gone without posting about his dogs, wonder if he did successfully re-home Leo like he causally mentioned months back and is avoiding bringing up the dogs on purpose? A while back on one of the streams I only heard one dog barking when usually they both bark at the same time 🤷‍♂️
 
@YaBoi the 'electricity thing for sleeping' is for his C-Pap machine that he has to have strapped to his face while he sleeps.


100% he will have another stroke (or 2) and if it does end up happening in his sleep, chances are he'll die before he can make it to the hospital. If he survives long enough to make it to the hospital, we'll all witness endless tweets talking about "Don't be like me, take care of your health before its too late..." followed up with many pics and videos of his exploiting a crying Dezi, joking about how bad the hospital food is and an occasional "Please don't worry about me, I'm at peace with this" type of sympathy baiting.

On another note, this is the longest he's gone without posting about his dogs, wonder if he did successfully re-home Leo like he causally mentioned months back and is avoiding bringing up the dogs on purpose? A while back on one of the streams I only heard one dog barking when usually they both bark at the same time 🤷‍♂️
Didn't he have a massive melty about how he doesn't need his c-pap machine anymore?

Man, why do I even bother questioning his lies?
 
obviously the camping trip is going to be fake and gay, theres no doubt about that. if youre here reading this and you think theres even a 1% chance for this to be authentic youre retarded and need to lurk more. the question is how will they do it and what excuses will be used to facilitate the fake and gayery.

i assume that the biggest hurdle they have to overcome is the fact that neither of these fat pieces of shit are going to be willing to actually sleep out there. will the excuse of boogie needing his apnea machine be used to get out of it? will wings complain about his safety (muh alogs might show up while im sleepin man!) or will they just flat out pretend theyre doing it and go sleep in a hotel or something? to me this is the most entertaining aspect of this, seeing how hackstar will lie and con his audience to slither his way out of this obligation.

can keem the hack make this entertaining? absolutely. put cameras up all over the trees, keep live cameras on their camping site the entire time theyre there with absolutely 0 interruptions, have an outside party bring them supplies so they cant just walk 5 feet to their vehicles and go to mcdonalds. force them to stay in the elements, force them to eat nutritious camping food, force them to not drink their corn syrup goyslop and force them to suffer. will he do any of this? probably not as it would require work and creativity, two things keemstar isnt known for.

get ready for another nothingburger courtesy of keem and his two fat bitch pets. remember this is all fake and gay.
 
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Boogie retorts: "I'm gonna go get her tomorrow just to prove you wrong. Fuck her family, I'll go get her tomorrow just to prove you wrong Keem."
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They really deserve each other, he and his child bride, don't they? If I tell 'fuck her familiy' even jokingly about my wife's family, I cannot imagine what a shitstorm I'm going to have on my hands. Not that I would say that, because - you know - it's my wife's family. And the same goes in the other direction.

Basically, as we've seen on multiple occasions, booger has no respect whatsoever for his child bride and she's a fucking retarded doormat. 'Perfect' combination.
 
They really deserve each other, he and his child bride, don't they? If I tell 'fuck her familiy' even jokingly about my wife's family, I cannot imagine what a shitstorm I'm going to have on my hands. Not that I would say that, because - you know - it's my wife's family. And the same goes in the other direction.

Basically, as we've seen on multiple occasions, booger has no respect whatsoever for his child bride and she's a fucking retarded doormat. 'Perfect' combination.
He also insinuated her mom and step dad are meth heads, revealed to the entire world her mother was a stripper, and implied that at least someone (if not more than one) in her family is an abuser. All the while bragging about her sexually and talking about her cute little underwear and HAMSing her in a hotel room.

Her parents absolutely do not give a single fuck about her. It's sad. Lost young girl with a myriad of mental health issues, autism, daddy issues and who knows what else; shackled to a 50 year old 500 pound sexual deviant and abusive narcissist.

But he loves her! He plans to marry her! He's giving her the best life she can have and even if she's destitute when he dies, she'll at least have "life experience" that will make her better, and he's "parenting" her so she'll learn how to raise a goldfish! Maybe after a bit of parenting, she can learn the colors and the shapes! Her future is so bright because of this loving, beautiful relationship.

God I fucking hate him man, my whole body hates him. Leo hates him. Even the goldfish hates him. Fuck you, Steven, and eat some Marco's while you're at it.
 
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He also insinuated her mom and step dad are meth heads, revealed to the entire world her mother was a stripper, and implied that at least someone (if not more than one) in her family is an abuser. All the while bragging about her sexually and talking about her cute little underwear and HAMSing her in a hotel room.

Her parents absolutely do not give a single fuck about her. It's sad. Lost young girl with a myriad of mental health issues, autism, daddy issues and who knows what else; shackled to a 50 year old 500 pound sexual deviant and abusive narcissist.

But he loves her! He plans to marry her! He's giving her the best life she can have and even if she's destitute when he dies, she'll at least have "life experience" that will make her better, and he's "parenting" her so she'll learn how to raise a goldfish! Maybe after a bit of parenting, she can learn the colors and the shapes! Her future is so bright because of this loving, beautiful relationship.

God I fucking hate him man, my whole body hates him. Leo hates him. Even the goldfish hates him. Fuck you, Steven, and eat some Marco's while you're at it.
just wait another 2 years and he'll surely finish teaching her how to drive
 
Her parents absolutely do not give a single fuck about her. It's sad. Lost young girl with a myriad of mental health issues, autism, daddy issues and who knows what else; shackled to a 50 year old 500 pound sexual deviant and abusive narcissist.
That’s why he picked her out of all people to be his child bride, it’s fucking sickening. She has nowhere else to go if she leaves him, especially right now. Her family can’t take care of her and she’s too immature and mentally ill to function in society or hold down a job.

Despite what he tells people, 1488 has no interest in helping her or having a remotely healthy relationship with her. He isn’t capable of it. His idea of “helping” this very clearly mentally ill and lost young woman isn’t to help her seek professional help for her issues or to help her find a purpose in life. It’s to isolate her from the world and exploit her for his own fantasies because she’s too weak to say no or run away. He’s using the fact that she has no support system in her life to take advantage of her, and he’s basically bragging about it when he posts videos of them together and him acting like her father by showing how little anyone can do about it.

It’s a level of unimaginably sick evil that I can’t even put into words. He’s a cowardly pedophile who can’t even bring himself to hurt an actual child because he doesn’t want to risk the consequences. I want him to die as quickly as possible, I don’t even want him to suffer. Because the longer he suffers, the longer he stays alive and the more he’s around to hurt people and suck away resources from society. He just needs to die.
 
On another note, this is the longest he's gone without posting about his dogs, wonder if he did successfully re-home Leo like he causally mentioned months back and is avoiding bringing up the dogs on purpose? A while back on one of the streams I only heard one dog barking when usually they both bark at the same time 🤷‍♂️
Well, fatass posted Sammy (and only Sammy) to Twitter within an hour of you posting this, in a painfully unfunny political short. I think you're onto something, Leo might be gone.
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It’s to isolate her from the world and exploit her for his own fantasies because she’s too weak to say no or run away. H
Yeah it's really sad. I remember he used to try to brag about how "my wife wasn't very sexual until she met me" or something like that and Dezi 1 had the strength to tell him to shut up about her sex life on stream (which he threw a fit about). Dezi 2 is too timid to stand up for herself so Boogie brags about taking her virginity and shit any chance he gets to ten thousand people.
 
Dezi 2 is too timid to stand up for herself so Boogie brags about taking her virginity and shit any chance he gets to ten thousand people.
He did it again in the last LCL stream when talking about how he's picking her up the next day and alluding to fucking her when they get home ("and guess what we'll be doing when we get home?" with a creepy grin).

He's such a disgusting old man.
 
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