Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Carlos Thin]

I mean I like Patrick as much as the next man, but you kick that man in the ass and a 1000 cocks would fall out

 

[Oxyjen]

Also Pig Canon has been updated now apparently we are all undead....

Your corporeal reanimation is already over, Zombie Child, await removal of the head or destruction of the brain.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Damn stalker bros, are we in hell?

Rick has a sign that says “Prison” on the inside of his front door - we are ALL in prison and only he is .

 

[verymuchawful]

I walked through blood and bones to post in this thread.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Pat is fat

 

[licks berty]

I didnt even know pat was fat

 

[Big Beefus]

thank you treeckosis for saving 9/11 all those years ago


these young men dance in your honor

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

I hate to say it but that TorSwats loser and his pedo cabal lying about Pat paying them for self swats made me feel the slightest smidgen of sympathy for him. He does remain fat, however.

There is proof TorSwats was lying about that?

 

[Moss Monster]

Pat is fat

Guys, I'm starting to think I wouldn't have sex with pat.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

Every time someone posts in the thread, a nigger farts in Nikki's vagina.

I'm doing my part, sir.

I.....got nothing
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I think he's trying to claim that Norm/11 wasn't the worst crime he did on that date.

 

[MySonDavid]

I was there when Fat became the object of mockery and derision. I will never forget.

 

[Hamstirer]

Happy Norm/11 everybody!

Just got back from a day of beaching and the first thing I read was this. I laughed way more than I should have and I'm pretty sure Norm would be happy with your post. Thank you for brightening my day even more.

 

[*Grunts Softly*]

he's not wrong though, norm is trash

 

[BeetleBug242]

What does fatrick think of the mangrate? The 100% made in America cast iron grill. Meat has never tasted so good.

 

[TeaBaggins]

I disagree.

 

[Schwarzwald]

Happy Norm/11 everybody! Today marks the 6-year anniversary of Patrick S. Tomlinson entering the pests' radar, and greater lolcowdom as a result, by tweeting that he didn't think Norm MacDonald was funny.
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The rest, as they say, is history. Reminds me of that tragedy.

ETA: found this in the replies of the Norm tweet.
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So true, Pat. So true.

I'll be entirely honest in saying that Pat has provided me more laughs in my life than any comedian ever has at this point.

Granted it's all at his expense and not as his sense of humor, but at the end of the day laughs are laughs.

 

[MrB]

I was there that day reading that thread when it only had a few comments on it and didn’t even know the Farms existed back then. When I signed up here years later it took me a while to realize why the phrase “no, child” sounded vaguely familiar.

 

[NSA]

The more I learn about this Rick fella, the more I don't like him.

I heard he killed 6 million children.

Stalker children.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I may or may not be piss drunk and handing out random reactions at this time.

Do have fun. I only have a few more before I react for the cycle.

 

[WelperHelper99]

A fresh meme