Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Xanax and Wine]

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I don't quite know what to say about this except for... Those trotters are double the size of the shitlords mini sausage..I am sure a few of you frens can add to the description better than I can

Edited to add.... this photo has not been manipulated in any way. Unlike her brain dead beezers.

I am genuinely impressed she can still get that ring off her finger. Does she just keep buying new sizes on the reg? It looked like a tight squeeze back when she got it and that's when her hand didn't look QUITE like that of someone who stuck their arm up a hornets nest.

 

[A borscht-on]

Since we're stuck in an endless, draggy limbo here with this mutant, speculating on how she'll die (my fiver is on heart failure) and how someone like Chantal can have any fans (there is a lid for every pot, somehow), I want to chuck in an observation of yet another infuriating verbal tic she has developed:

"Like, whaaaaattt?"

It's all she seems to say now, and has replaced "You know what I mean?"

"GAWD, I don't even think about my ex! You people are so stupid! Like, whaaaatt?"

"Man, this rubbery, pale, unrefrigerated weiner is so good with all the cheese inside! Like, whaaaatt?"

"Teardrop, I KNOW! Bangkok is just so CULTURAL! Like, whaaaatt?"

She can be on a rage, she can be stoned and giggling at fuck-all, she can be expressing her delight for yet another culinary atrocity, but it's her new tag. And I despise it; it is the worst one yet. Give me all the "Ssshh, I said ssshh"s until the end of time, or a few hundred "Okay? THANKS"s. I can take those. I can't take this, even if she is a 40-year-old retard.

I hate to present this to anybody, because once you start hearing it, you will never stop. And you will want to destroy your phone or laptop with your bare hands every time she utters this.

Anyway, carry on.

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

She will pass from Dysentery after kissing Salads poopy lips

 

[Barbarella]

My money is on sepsis.

She’s had so many verbal tics over the years. She hears something and latches on, just like a teen trying to be cool. I agree, the “Like, whaaaat” is worst ever. Yanno whadimean?

 

[goddessalthena]

Imagine if she suddenly dies from something totally unrelated to funcle deathfat status, like a plane crash. I'd never stop laughing.

She would be that cockroach that ends up the only one alive in the jungle from a plane crash. I'd dead-ass would not be surprised in the least bit if I read that.

Gunt is enjoying getting high and basking in the coolant smelling a/c in her Thailand IKEA-esque Depression Room. So blazed she forgets to hit the live button, has the hyper focus to get food and clocks out. She could also be trying to find the right lie to tell about Mangled Sand-nig Autist not getting there in time. Or both, she's not fickle.

Yanno whadimean

Eggsact-leeeee Golden Gorl! Right!?

 

[Thumb Butler]

She would be that cockroach that ends up the only one alive in the jungle from a plane crash.

And she would survive just fine on the barbecued bodies of her fellow passengers. Longpig beeze... in the JUNGLE!!!

 

[Botchy Galoop]

And she would survive just fine on the barbecued bodies of her fellow passengers.

Allah says it's halal if it's the only thing to eat.

Yanno whadimean?

Like, whaaaaattt?"

"Okay? THANKS"s.

Eggsact-leeeee Golden Gorl! Right!?

IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T WATCH!!

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Since we're stuck in an endless, draggy limbo here with this mutant, speculating on how she'll die (my fiver is on heart failure) and how someone like Chantal can have any fans (there is a lid for every pot, somehow), I want to chuck in an observation of yet another infuriating verbal tic she has developed:

"Like, whaaaaattt?"

Did she get that from ALR, perchance? A lot of her jargon over the years has been copied from ALR.

I just hope she doesn't pick up on ALR's latest annoying, childish buzzword: "hectic."

 

[grimacefetishist]

Counterpoint: Chantal's been dead for years.

 

[FatalTater]

Counterpoint: Chantal's been dead for years.

Dead for years, but immediately came back as a poltergeist and is piloting her own rotting corpse.

 

[A borscht-on]

Did she get that from ALR, perchance? A lot of her jargon over the years has been copied from ALR.

I just hope she doesn't pick up on ALR's latest annoying, childish buzzword: "hectic."

Good point. I don't watch ALR at all anymore, as watching my ice cubes melt on the countertops is more compelling, but maybe someone else can chime in. This Valley-girl affectation seems to be pretty on par with ALR's speech patterns and phrases. Hearing it from Chantal, though, would cause anyone to ram bamboo skewers into their eyes and ears.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I want it to be something that no one has even considered. It's always the most fun when Chins throws us a curve ball that we never saw coming. The Muslim/Kuwait arc? That was on NO ONE's bingo card, and it happened so quickly!!

New mosquito virus while in Thailand...

 

[Laughingator]

Dead for years, but immediately came back as a poltergeist and is piloting her own rotting corpse.

I suspect that it is more like this:

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

where are you fattie? Come back and dance for us!

 

[Tiresome]

Beauty bite!

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

I feel like we're overdue either a hospital beeze or Cuba Rage 2: Fuck This Heeeejab!

Most likely she's holed up with the AC blasting, curtains closed, soaked with fever sweat, coughing until she gags while hooked up to her filthy cpap round the clock and only taking breaks to shit and feed. #worldtraveler

Lit!

 

[Thankgodimnot]

Were it not for that... dick toe...on the end, her shoe size would be AT LEAST a full size and 1/2 smaller....
All that free space between the other toes and the toe part of her sludgy, smelly temu shoes is so fucking weird to think about

 

[StrawberryDouche]

No, we're not going to brush right by this like it never happened. We need to take a minute.

They look like five fat taps on a grease keg, and they look uncircumcised.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

No, we're not going to brush right by this like it never happened

Very Rorschachian. Much horror.
I see an Oil Udder, for all the baby cows to suckle upon.

eta I hate my brain right now...I just remembered one of the beezers making fun of how big and fat her hands were, and she said the better to give a handy with. The crackhead olympics arc was a trip.

 

[Tiresome]

No, we're not going to brush right by this like it never happened. We need to take a minute.
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They look like five fat taps on a grease keg, and they look uncircumcised.

What the hell is going on with the ring finger tip, is it finally getting eaten away by her diabetic neuropathy?

Spoiler

Yes I fuckin know this picture is fake