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I didn't even know he was sick.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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I don't think I have laughed that hard in weeks. Thank you kiwi
Iamthesun
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My father was brutally murdered, and now i can only look back and laugh.
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Hot take but I think Patrick S. Tomlinson should die.
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Norm was funny as fuck. Still miss him. Still love that he was a main-stay in Mike Tyson Mysteries and that the show is rewatchable and goofy as fuck.
Who would be left to grind black children into pepperonis?
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I feel bad. I saw this featured, thought Null said it, and came into the thread to make sure someone called him a nigger 
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And I would absolutely have sex with him. Just imagine the stroking of his trotters on your hard dick.
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This might strike some viewers as harsh, but...
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The Tomlinson farms pepperoni thread getting its wings by a day-drunk mongoloid has had me almost puke from laughing. It's fitting, really.
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holy shit, this is nigger level humor
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Hey this reminds me of that tragedy
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Wasn't Norm a straight white man? Of course he's not funny.
Pat spitting facts
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Yes it is, Fatrick hates Norm because he hates black people, and Norm was spiritually a black man who made black-coded jokes, which Fatrick has a seething racist hatred towards, which is also why Fatrick likes to grind black children into pepperoni, there is no bigger anti-black racist on this planet than Fatrick Sow Hamlinson, the KKK Grand Wizards WISH that they could be as racist as Fatrick is.
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"Why'd you come in and shit up the Tomlinson thread?"
"Well the light was on. "
"Well the light was on. "
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Nonsense, he didn't mention his dick once.
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It was nice of somebody to remind us all of the real victims of Fatrick, Nikki, and Fatrick's estranged daughter who he's forgotten what she looks like.
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You sound deeply closeted.
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Happy Norm/11 Anniversary! And a Solemn 9/11 Anniversary.
Another September to Remember: Patrick Joins Twitter in 2012
On this day of remembrance, let us take a look back at Patrick less than three months into his Twitter addiction:
While Patrick had already made numerous disastrous decisions by September 2012, one could argue that his social media addiction is what propelled him beyond the narcissistic event horizon.
Pre-Pest Adult (Legally Speaking) Patrick
3cool5school Know-It-All Patrick Graduates High School with 1.2 Academic GPA (1)
Patrick Opens His First Marriage to Fuck Geek Con Skanks
Patrick Takes 5 Years off to Write First Novel Despite Almost No Prior Success (2)
Man-Child Pat Dumped by Formerly “Supportive,” Now-Pregnant Adrienne for PCJ (3)
Patrick Arrested for Threatening to Kill Jon, Adrienne, and Annabelle (4)
Patrick Signs Away Daughter to Maintain Beer/Toy Coffers
Parasite Pat Has One-Night-Stand with Pillhead Drunkard Niki, Securing Her Mother as Host (5)
Patrick Joins Twitter
YOU ARE HERE (12/??/2012)
Quite a list for a guy then in his early 30's; still, compare Mr. Tomlinson's interpersonal functioning in 2012 and 2024 using clips from this 2012 interview (the camera gets moved to Patrick eventually).
Pat doesn’t rage-pig gatekeep "Pat":
Patrick humorously alludes to his alcoholism and discusses his spontaneous start in stand-up:
Patrick discusses the role of his divorce in his standup, but leaves out a few details:
He discusses the novel-length Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy fanfic he wrote during the Adrienne era, which he later changed just enough to make legally distinct, thereby publishable:
Patrick talks about pulling together disparate plot threads into a cohesive story; he discloses that he suffers from Attention Deficit Disorder, and that he has to take special measures to "work around it." Patrick claimed on Twitter years later that his ADHD isn't an affliction; in fact, it is an evolutionary advantage that predestined him to join the creative class (6).
Levelheaded Patrick speaks on rejection. Girls in high school thought he was gay.
Pre-Hooli's, pre-Twitter Pat talks about how he avoids distractions while writing:
Mr. Tomlinson jokes about his wife leaving him:
Was Patrick already too far gone by this point? Without social media, would Mother Raven's Special Boy's narcissism have found another means to doom him? Should he have gotten really, really fat?
Footnotes
1 - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patri...que-wheeler-realautomanic.65412/post-11592720
2 - https://archive.ph/BZRSl ; https://www.youtube.com/live/e5wf9uv-7R0?feature=shared&t=693 (2013)
3 - http://web.archive.org/web/20110107...on.com/dakors-dilemma-by-patrick-s-tomlinson/
4- Arrest Report
5-https://archive.ph/AkjwD ; https://archive.ph/4pLyO
6 - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patrick-sean-tomlinson-stealthygeek.65412/post-10656395
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