Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Susanna]

I still need to find a troon that actually works. All I see is e-beggars and troons living on state income due to being retard or autistic or whatever they fill the forms.

Selection bias. We focus on the most degenerate ones, because they’re the most fun. Most troons just go to their office jobs and creep people out in quiet.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

They tend to have the most bizarre obsession with buying kweer merch, because being your True Self™ essentially means consuming/purchasing the right products. You can sell these people literally any piece of crap if you stick whichever ugly flag represents their gender identity on it.

There’s a gap in the market for a trans influencer who sells to trans people. Get a troon who’s not too gross to declare on social media that [product] is something that all trans girls are obsessed with. The troons will throw their wallets at it in the autistic need to assert their identity. You’ll get all these selfies of fat men in dresses posting with wallpaper paste or printer ink or whatever.

 

[Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand]

I'm guessing door handle or something equivalent to like a towel bar but more sturdy. I would assume you put your head in a loose noose and lean away from the object it's tied to. Basically kill yourself with your body weight.

Isn't that what Archie Battersbee did?

 

[behindyourightnow]

In case some pooners are lurking here and taking notes: Your team losing the final or a bad break up are acceptable reasons for crying, too.

Ok pooners listen up, I just conducted a small poll of XY individuals and the answers were "on your daughter's wedding day" "the scene at the end of Return of the King with Aragorn and the hobbits" and "when you're being ignored at the gay sex party because you are four feet tall and fat, and then your crocheted packer falls out of your pants onto the floor"

Okay I made up one of those answers but the others were real

 

[TheDataHorder]

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for you Americans that are a bit confused, tradies are our version of builders. they are not very well known for putting up with bullshit.
this man applied to a position that's basically the equivalent of being a nurse in an old people's home, in the middle of texas.
i do find it funny that he didn't see it coming when even a tradie on the ceno (centerlink) could, implying that a tradie is smarter then this bin chicken with makeup.

 

[monstrous bubo]

A saga in 3 parts: freshly hired troon working in construction implies he will sue his workplace.

Our fair lady’s story has a strange whiff about it. Generally, it’s really hard to sack an employee just like that, and in that sector it’s even harder. Construction companies in Australia have been monstered by the union, the CFMEU*, for decades. It has the right to enter a site if there’s a safety issue, and would happily use even a troon’s complaint as an excuse if it felt like it. Even if it didn’t, sacking someone for raising an OHS issue is a big no-no, especially in the construction industry. You’ll be defending yourself in the Fair Work Commission before you’ve even escorted him off the premises. If he got sacked without performance management and warnings it would almost certainly have been for serious misconduct. If he was a contractor (like a temp) however then the company could have terminated with far fewer dramas, but it doesn’t sound like that.

TL;DR it isn’t impossible but sounds highly unlikely, because the law and the aggressive union in that sector make it very risky to sack him for raising a safety issue.

* the CFMEU is facing deregistration, but until that day it still has legal rights and can still fuck with you very badly.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

to become the impossibly hot, young, anime woman that every man lusts after

as a straight man i dont understand why any other straight man would ever want to be sexually desired by other men. AGP must be one hellofa drug.

She want's to be seen as a man, deal with it. Also the whole men crying thing. Call me old fashion but I know of a few times it's ok for a man to shed a manly tear. The first time he holds his child, the death of a close loved one, the death of a beloved pet.

it is okay for men to cry in some situations. i know i cried my eyes out when i had pets die. other men have also cried when their pets have died and ive never seen any other well adjusted man see anything wrong with that.

what these women dont understand is that are times when it isnt appropriate for men to cry, so they extrapolate that as 'men are never once allowed to cry' but the thing is, men are allowed to cry when it makes sense. when it doesnt make sense to cry is when it is simply some ploy to get other people to solve a problem for you, or you being histrionic. throwing a crying fit simply because something didnt go exactly the way you wanted isnt acceptable. but that is the world these women live in, so they really truly dont understand when men dont do that.

Pooner is somehow surprised to find out she's pregnant despite fucking men and not being on T since covid. Plus-Mud1255
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trannies continue to be some of the dumbest people in our society.

I still need to find a troon that actually works. All I see is e-beggars and troons living on state income due to being retard or autistic or whatever they fill the forms.

a lot of them do seem to be e-beggars. but in software development they are everywhere. while some just sit back and complain about no code of conduct, some do actual work. ive worked with one myself. they do exists,

 

[countrybumpkin]

Stolen from Reddit. This is pathetic.

 

[Surfin Terf]

There’s a gap in the market for a trans influencer who sells to trans people. Get a troon who’s not too gross to declare on social media that [product] is something that all trans girls are obsessed with. The troons will throw their wallets at it in the autistic need to assert their identity. You’ll get all these selfies of fat men in dresses posting with wallpaper paste or printer ink or whatever.

Spoiler: Powerlevel

I've got a friend who is a tranny, and at this point he's all but detransitioned. Unless you're listening closely to the pronouns that some of us use, the only indication that he identifies as trans at all is the tacky trans flag merchandise he occasionally wears (but he usually wears video game gear instead).

I wish I could say, "oh, but he's one of the good ones", but he's really not. But at least he's not a pervert, just a mentally ill autistic guy who got groomed.

 

[Procrastinhater]

freshly hired troon working in construction implies he will sue his workplace.

Once again Troons showing why they are a liability to any small business. They do shit like this and then complain that people won't hire them.
It's just not worth the hassle and the potential bullshit that comes with it. I know more business owners with an unspoken "No Genderspecials" rule than I do that don't consider that factor when hiring.

I wouldn't hire a Troon. Once they're in they make other employees uncomfortable, start making demands, demand access to the wrong bathroom, constantly cause HR headaches, demand "inclusion and diversity" training, and all under the blackmail of legal action from ideological fanatic Troon lawyers that make money causing businesses problems, and if you try to get rid of them there's always the risk of bullshit lolsuits.
It's better just to not take the risk.
You don't have to give someone a reason why you're not hiring them.
Troons have made themselves unemployable liabilities through their own actions.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Once again Troons showing why they are a liability to any small business. They do shit like this and then complain that people won't hire them.
It's just not worth the hassle and the potential bullshit that comes with it. I know more business owners with an unspoken "No Genderspecials" rule than I do that don't consider that factor when hiring.

I wouldn't hire a Troon. Once they're in they make other employees uncomfortable, start making demands, demand access to the wrong bathroom, constantly cause HR headaches, demand "inclusion and diversity" training, and all under the blackmail of legal action from ideological fanatic Troon lawyers that make money causing businesses problems, and if you try to get rid of them there's always the risk of bullshit lolsuits.
It's better just to not take the risk.
You don't have to give someone a reason why you're not hiring them.
Troons have made themselves unemployable liabilities through their own actions.

Fastest way to know if you should throw a resume in the proverbial bin is if the person writes down or says two words "Preferred Pronouns".

 

[The Un-Clit]

Our fair lady’s story has a strange whiff about it. Generally, it’s really hard to sack an employee just like that, and in that sector it’s even harder. Construction companies in Australia have been monstered by the union, the CFMEU*, for decades. It has the right to enter a site if there’s a safety issue, and would happily use even a troon’s complaint as an excuse if it felt like it. Even if it didn’t, sacking someone for raising an OHS issue is a big no-no, especially in the construction industry. You’ll be defending yourself in the Fair Work Commission before you’ve even escorted him off the premises. If he got sacked without performance management and warnings it would almost certainly have been for serious misconduct. If he was a contractor (like a temp) however then the company could have terminated with far fewer dramas, but it doesn’t sound like that.

TL;DR it isn’t impossible but sounds highly unlikely, because the law and the aggressive union in that sector make it very risky to sack him for raising a safety issue.

* the CFMEU is facing deregistration, but until that day it still has legal rights and can still fuck with you very badly.

Even with a union though, is there nothing like a 'probationary period' like in the US/Canada where if it's just not working out either party can terminate employment without consequence? It's been a long time since I was a contracted employee but I do recall that things only got serious after passing a 3 month probationary period. I'd have thought Australia would be similar. If this troon pulled his shit during this time, not surprised he was sent down the road kicking stones.

 

[Ms. Dia Gnosis]

Stolen from Reddit. This is pathetic.

I hope they get jack shit. Those e-beggers are getting too audacious now.

Pooner is somehow surprised to find out she's pregnant despite fucking men and not being on T since covid. Plus-Mud1255
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So this is basically a butch-looking woman (since she hasn't taken T for so long, she's probaby didn't manage to fuck up het body that much yet) who exclusively had unprotected buttsex with men and is now surprised that she got pregnant...? Honestly, with how dumb those people are, I'd even believe that she was having proper sex and just didn't think that she would get knocked up

 

[krautkid]

Man with clear body dysmorphia latches on to gender dysphoria and AGP going on the 'teehee someone spiked my protein shake' caption. Calls himself a master of physique change. This dude didn't need estrogen. He needed therapy at a minimum and this is an L for every sane person to see. Also he can take pics from the side all he wants but he's built like a shit brick house and it's obvious. Also woman = implants and lip fillers and duck lip selfies. Uh huh.

 

[AI generated waifu]

Pooner is somehow surprised to find out she's pregnant despite fucking men and not being on T since covid. Plus-Mud1255
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Okay, I'm a bit confused. If you're fertile, doesn't that mean you get periods? It's been a few years, apparently. Shouldn't it be obvious, then? How could she not know? Did she just take the pill this entire time?

 

[the inconfident]

Stolen from Reddit. This is pathetic.

I want this level of entitlement.
Having financial hardships and thinking about a fucking Nintendo Switch - and if I understood correctly, for free?! Just cause it's a multi shiny deluxe edition whatever the title they want to use now?
That's insane. Get a job!

Holy crap this is disgusting.

He needed therapy at a minimum

The same can be said about pretty much all troons. I think most of them should truly understand what AGP is (I am being optimistic to say that most don't know before getting indocrinated by troon speech)

 

[monstrous bubo]

throwing a crying fit simply because something didnt go exactly the way you wanted isnt acceptable. but that is the world these women live in, so they really truly dont understand when men dont do that.

TBF it’s not a man vs woman thing. It’s an adult vs histrionic BPD lunatic thing.

Even with a union though, is there nothing like a 'probationary period' like in the US/Canada where if it's just not working out either party can terminate employment without consequence?

Yes, we do allow a six month probationary period (or one year for small business) but usually employers will still try to improve performance first before firing them. That’s mostly an arse-covering exercise in case the fired employee decides to claim they were bullied or otherwise suffered harm as a fuck you. Even a vexatious claim is a PITA. What happened here is (according to the troon) a firing after a complaint about an unsafe workplace (our laws treat psychosocial harm as an OHS issue). That prima facie looks like retaliation and that is unlawful, even if the employee is on probation. I’m not saying it definitely didn’t happen, because stupid employers exist, just that it sounds odd in that context.

THREAD TAX: Got some very sad T on T violence to report


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pershing7e

I cant be friends with other transgirls 41 mtf​

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Sorry if this is not a popular thing to say and I'm not in any way trying to be disrespectful to anyone, but I just can't do it anymore. I've had transgirls ask for money, steal from me, and asked me to cosign a car when I didn't even know their last name. I've been sexualized, touched inappropriately, and told im not trans enough because I refuse to get any surgeries. They have told me I'm too political. I've dealt with their ranting of not passing when I do, and when I give them tips and fashion tips they still dress like hookers. They get mad when I won't sleep with them or consider dating a trans woman...sorry not sorry I'm attracted to masculine men sexually. And no, I won't do drugs with you

I have my own anxieties, worries, fears, and inner voice giving me contradicting thoughts. I can't help another with their dysphoria when I can barely deal with mine. I'm financially successful and independent, I've never depended on or asked for financial help from anyone in my life. I've never done a drug ever. Maybe it's my demographics, maybe its just the ones I seem to run into, but am I the only transwoman who feels this way? I'm not a horrible person, I just refuse to be used by anyone male, female, or otherwise, but my cis friends have never done anything I listed above. Trans duded are awesome and completely chill to hang out with, but for some reason transwomen are just built different around me.

Here’s the transphobe in question



Lol at someone with visible bra straps giving styling advice.

 

[The Morning Visitor]

as a straight man i dont understand why any other straight man would ever want to be sexually desired by other men. AGP must be one hellofa drug.

That is a fair critique. I think I misspoke; it seems to be rooted in a desire to be wanted or to feel valuable, rather than being wanted or valued by men specifically. The incel-to-troon pipeline is a demonstrable phenomenon. Boys that grew up sexually frustrated and ignored by girls sometimes try to become the girl because they assume that sex and relationships will be easier to access, without regard to whom exactly would be throwing attention at them.

That might also be why it seems like most of them are "transbians" and hate male "chasers". Most of them don't actually want to be lusted after by men, they're simply straight guys in arrested development after they discovered their life-crippling fetish.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Okay, I'm a bit confused. If you're fertile, doesn't that mean you get periods? It's been a few years, apparently. Shouldn't it be obvious, then? How could she not know? Did she just take the pill this entire time?

I think there's persistent myth/magical thinking that taking T or estrogen makes you infertile, even if you stop taking it if you did take it for a while. They tell themselves they've literally "changed sexes".

 

[AI generated waifu]

I think there's persistent myth/magical thinking that taking T or estrogen makes you infertile, even if you stop taking it if you did take it for a while. They tell themselves they've literally "changed sexes".

Aren't pooners in their own communities well aware of the """seahorse dad""" phenomenon? Knowing that, even while taking testosterone, they can get pregnant? They can't be that ignorant, can they?