Miss Switzerland finalist ‘strangled, dismembered and pureed in blender by husband’

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/crime/kristina-joksimovic-basel-murder-blender-puree-b2611637.html

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Kristina Joksimovic was discovered in February (Kristina Joksimovic/Instagram)

A former Miss Switzerland finalist was allegedly strangled, dismembered and then “pureed” by a blender, according to her autopsy, as her husband faces a murder trial.

The remains of catwalk coach Kristina Joksimovic, 38, were discovered in her home near Basel, Switzerland, in February.

Local Swiss media, FM1 Today, reported that “according to the autopsy report, the body was dismembered in the laundry room with a jigsaw, knife and secateurs”.


Several body parts were then “pureed” with a hand blender and dissolved in a chemical”, the outlet said.

BZ Basel reported that her husband Thomas, 41, claimed he had acted in self-defence after she attacked him with a knife and he dismembered her body in their laundry room in a state of panic.

Kristina Joksimovic, model and Miss Switzerland finalist, allegedly murdered by her husband (Kristina Joksimovic/Instagram)


He had an appeal for release from custody denied by the Federal Court after reportedly confessing to killing the 2007 winner of Miss Northwest Switzerland, with whom he had two children.


According to FM1 Today, a forensic report determined Ms Joksimovic died from strangulation.

Thomas showed “a lack of empathy and cold-bloodedness after killing his wife” and trying to cover it up, prosecutors claim.

Former Miss Switzerland Christa Rigozzi, who was friendly with Joksimovic, told 20 Minuten: “It’s terrible. I’m really shocked.

“I’m thinking of her two daughters. She was such a beautiful and kind-hearted woman.”

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

What the hell is happening in Europe?

 

[Not At All A Lizard]

Classic case of self defence. Just making sure he was really safe by cutting her up and making a soup. He clearly must've been frightened and her descendents should pay up.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

BZ Basel reported that her husband Thomas, 41, claimed he had acted in self-defence after she attacked him with a knife and he dismembered her body in their laundry room in a state of panic.

"Self-defense" suuuuuuuuuure...

My condolences to the victim's family and friends.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Classic case of self defence. Just making sure he was really safe by cutting her up and making a soup. He clearly must've been frightened and her descendents should pay up.

Maybe she was a Troll ? Do they have troll in Switzerland ?

 

[Burd Turglar]

I would have to imagine that the "state of panic" would kinda go away in the sheer amount of time it would take to dismember an entire body and fucking throw it in the blender.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

BZ Basel reported that her husband Thomas, 41, claimed he had acted in self-defence after she attacked him with a knife and he dismembered her body in their laundry room in a state of panic.

This defense does actually work if you have an all-time great lawyer and an absurd amount of money.

 

[Cornfed]

What in the world did she do to piss the guy off that much?

 

[Paper Machete]

What in the world did she do to piss the guy off that much?

Probably nothing. He's just insane. Maybe one of those cases were for one reason or another he began to resent her for some dumb reason but instead of recognizing this and dealing with it or breaking things off, he went murder ape.

 

[Apteryx Retardi]

What's the make and model of the blender he used? Asking for a friend.

 

[.iota.]

Local Swiss media, FM1 Today, reported that “according to the autopsy report, the body was dismembered in the laundry room with a jigsaw, knife and secateurs”.

i learned a new word today. it's a br*t*sh word, though, so i'll continue to call them pruning shears, thanks.

secateurs
/ ˈsɛkətəz; ˌsɛkəˈtɜːz /
plural noun
1. a small pair of shears for pruning, having a pair of pivoted handles, sprung so that they are normally open, and usually a single cutting blade that closes against a flat surface

 

[2mm and 99 others]

Probably nothing. He's just insane. Maybe one of those cases were for one reason or another he began to resent her for some dumb reason but instead of recognizing this and dealing with it or breaking things off, he went murder ape.

Insane guys make up a script in their head and then there is nothing you can tell them, because they react to the script, not to you.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

BZ Basel reported that her husband Thomas, 41, claimed he had acted in self-defence after she attacked him with a knife and he dismembered her body in their laundry room in a state of panic.

So the husband has Hinamizawa Syndrome? And how good are European blenders that they can puree body parts?

 

[Vect]

Fucking hell.

From LBC,

An ongoing investigation concluded on Wednesday there were “concrete indications of mental illness” underlying the case.

Investigators said Thomas showed a “conspicuously high level of criminal energy”, while they cited a “lack of empathy and cold-bloodedness after killing his wife” adding he had “sadistic-sociopathic traits”, reports said.

Guess he kind of looks the 'Dexter' type.

 

[Broadside]

Can't believe the husband isn't a nigger tbh

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

i learned a new word today. it's a br*t*sh word, though, so i'll continue to call them pruning shears, thanks.

secateurs
/ ˈsɛkətəz; ˌsɛkəˈtɜːz /
plural noun
1. a small pair of shears for pruning, having a pair of pivoted handles, sprung so that they are normally open, and usually a single cutting blade that closes against a flat surface
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It's latin, from secate ie cut.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

What's the make and model of the blender he used? Asking for a friend.

The new season is insane

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

BZ Basel reported that her husband Thomas, 41, claimed he had acted in self-defence after she attacked him with a knife and he dismembered her body in their laundry room in a state of panic.

That article states

However, the medical-forensic report speaks against his portrayal of self-defense.

I take this to mean he had no physical injuries. Why claim self-defense if you have no wounds? You either have to be desperate or so cold blooded you think you can bullshit your way out of anything.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Can't believe the husband isn't a nigger tbh

Considering he decided to turn her into a smoothie, I'm not surprised he's white at all.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

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Guess he kind of looks the 'Dexter' type.

he definitely has the 'psycho path' phenotype. not to judge a book by its cover, but no surprising this happened now that i know what he looks like.