Give me a tophat because this retard is so annoying I want to stalker child these points 1 by 1
- Compares himself to Dave Chapelle turning down 50 million dollars.
He just did a video on how Dave Chappelle is an evil Twansphobe and now he's likening himself to becoming a martyr like him
- Blames his insomia and subsequent recent mental breakdown on his lack of meds because they were "difficult to get"
But I thought Mr. Beast waterboarded him 11 days straight and that's what caused his insomnia?
- The worst drug he on is his phone. The positive comments are like taking cocaine, but negative comments eventually came in and were like Fentanyl, ruining his high.
This is a really funny comparison as the Floyd Special causes you to have a high so good it permanently shuts down your serotonin receptors.
- He had a similar blowup twice before on Instagram with his ex.
Batman couldn't get this information out of me
- Blames everyone for kicking him while he's down instead of asking him if he needs help.
If Jake weren't such an irreverent Faggot and didn't grandstand
taking bribe money then he wouldn't be raked over the coals by anyone with more than two functioning brain cells
- Had a mental breakdown the day before the Marathon. Now he says the crew turned off the main lights for him the day before the marathon, but kept on green gamer lights of the hot tub.
Yet another inconsistency in his story.
- His therapist told him "Jake I have patients with PTSD who have been through less". (This is either a complete lie, or his therapist is completely incompetent.)
I think it's even more pathetic than either of those options, he's already publically expressed that his ""Therapist"" is a Better Help Jeet, which Jake in all of his wisdom decided was his best option for personal therapy.
- He is glued to his phone and looks at all the comments. His weakness is that he cares too much.
The classic career-cow cope.
- Makes an analogy to Katt Williams with the increasing number of haters being a sign of success.
The difference is that Katt Williams is actually funny
- He is "One of the assholes that gives empathy to the worst people you know even people who don't deserve it."
I still remember in the Dogpack video he saidt how he would be cool with a
pedophile who has been rehabilitated.
- Mr. Beast related videos will make him more money than his regular videos.
And Unlike Jake Weddle, Mr. Beast will be able to use his money to creat content
- He bought a new computer with Jimmy's "blood money" and is considering moving to twitch because of the youtube drama.
Lol what faggot. He needs to escape to a hugbox so people won't constantly ask him why he took 50k of jimmys money
- He is "going to take care of myself for me, but for you as well".
Please Jake, I beg you, do the needful and keep making content. It's only uphill from here
Edit: For someone who said he’s going to take better care of himself and how much he hates hate comments he sure is keen on responding to them
