DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I woke up this morning and punched air. Phil thwarted us mouth drooling trolls again!

 

[Pargon]

Eighteen separate users sarcastically posting every single day how bothered they are that Phil is continuing his streak of triple-digit donos sort of sends the opposite of the message I think they’re trying to convey.

Just saying.

 

[Jang Joo]

@Self Felted Felt
I can't stop laughing at how horrifying your avatar is

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

Something the dents will never understand: they are enabling his life ruining addiction. For that I am glad. Dent and pig alike are SUFFA'ing and both are basically just slaves to scopely. They deserve each other. Tho I do think it would be funnier to see him sitting at $0 in tips, but fuck his dents too they deserve to keep $0.

 

[Coke Zero]

Eighteen separate users sarcastically posting every single day how bothered they are that Phil is continuing his streak of triple-digit donos sort of sends the opposite of the message I think they’re trying to convey.

Just saying.

Yeah I really don't understand the people that are quick to brag when phil "only" makes like 60 bucks a stream. That's still 60 more dollars than he really deserves for his dogshit streams and videos.

 

[Cherry Dude]

Eighteen separate users sarcastically posting every single day how bothered they are that Phil is continuing his streak of triple-digit donos sort of sends the opposite of the message I think they’re trying to convey.

Just saying.

It doesn't matter how much money DSP makes. He could make 10 grand in a day and exactly NONE of it would go to fixing the fact that he lives in a home that is rotting around him, has a fat horse wife that he doesn't love, has no friends, no social life, and no plan for the future. To top it all off, his entire livelihood involves humiliating himself online for the amusement of literal retards. Any disposable income Phil has immediately vanishes into gacha, worthless vidya peripherals he already has, DoorDash, etc. None of it is saved or used to actually enrich his life.

People in this thread are (rightly) making fun of the tourists that come in here and accuse people of being 'jealous and felted' about how much money Phil makes, because those tourists don't understand that it is almost impossible to be jealous of Phil's living situation.

 

[PieceofShet]

He payed the highest sub for Discord lmao. 10bucks per month.

EDIT: Shitting on Craig for showing up and having techinal difficulties. HOW MANY TIMES DSP DID A TECHNICAL STREAM?

 

[Kiwi Andy]

Shitting on Craig already lmao

 

[MAWBD2]

Holy shit Phil really has no idea what he's getting himself into if he's gonna fuck with the sektur

For mouth droolers like me who know virtually nothing about Ralph and co, what can we expect?

 

[Smokeski]

For mouth droolers like me who know virtually nothing about Ralph and co, what can we expect?

I think ralph is going to make an ass out of himself. Probably will escalate things quite a bit, probably more than phil is ready for.

 

[detractorzer0]

I think ralph is going to make an ass out of himself. Probably will escalate things quite a bit, probably more than phil is ready for.

Shhh, just let it happen.

Phil thinks that this is all WWE Kayfabe. He knows nothing about this man and that's why he's going so hard.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

DSP may be… the world’s biggest faggot. Still obsessed with Craig. Still obsessed with LTG. Still obsessed with any man who slights him.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

For mouth droolers like me who know virtually nothing about Ralph and co, what can we expect?

Nothing, Ralph is washed af. The sector is pretty dead.

 

[Squatty Potty]

For mouth droolers like me who know virtually nothing about Ralph and co, what can we expect?

Ralph is a coward and bitchmade in person, proven in Minnesota. But online, he at best is annoying, and at worst, dangerous. He will SWAT you, call and harass friends, family, employers or anyone tangentially related you. Even if he doesn't have any real dirt on you, he'll just make shit up. "Did you know 'X' posted CP online?" or "Did you know 'X' is a neo-nazi, it would be a real shame if you business was known for employing nazis." He's extremely gay and at this point, spite is the only thing keeping him alive. Unless you're already deep in the sektur, like PPP or Null, it's not a good idea to even remotely engage with him.

Edit: None of this will negatively affect Phil. He has no friends, no real employer, and barely has a family. I'd imagine even if Ralph got a hold of Phil's parents, nothing much would happen and they would just block him. Ironically, if Ralph started targeting some of Phil's detractors because they made fun of him, some of them would have a lot more to lose.

 

[FormerPro]

I fear after the Craig massacre we'll never again reach such heights. Joon doesn't seem retarded and clearly knows Phil's a liar, but who could be bothered to sit and try and pin him down on any one thing in his frantic ramblings.

I expect he'll be completely apathetic, let Phil do a pre-stream for an hour with little to no input and then ride off into the sunset as far away from the autistic blackhole as he can while Phil claims his renaissance complete AND BY THE WAY JOON AGREES WITH ME.

 

[Massive Retard]

I wonder why Dave is coping about Joon "trying to be fair" when Joon called him a liar constantly, especially at the end of the video (Craig did the exact same thing). This'll probably be a nothingburger but maybe Joon delivers.

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

Joon pressed back pretty hard against Wing's in his interview on Lolcow, I expect this to be more "civil" compared to the Craig interview, but I don't expect Joon to take much bullshit either.

 

[Japs_eye]

Dude this entire prestream was DSP screen recording in a DISCORD CALL WITH HIMSELF. The boomer levels are off the charts

 

[Kiwi Andy]

Shits on Craig for supposedly not preparing properly ---> Instantly has tech issues himself. Fucking retard pig.

 

[Massive Retard]

Dude this entire prestream was DSP screen recording in a DISCORD CALL WITH HIMSELF. The boomer levels are off the charts

He also paid for Nitro to do this.